Disclaimer: I don't. But I can somehow draw it. SOMEHOW.

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"All right, Tenten. You've done MUCH worse than this. You're a kunoichi. A ninja would do anything just to accomplish the victory in a mission. Now, this would be a piece of cake." Tenten encouraged herself, facing a full-length mirror, with a horrible, as she call it, thing in her hands.

Her lips quivered. "WAAA! I CAN'T DO THIS!" She fell on her knees and threw the short mini skirt, and tube top across the room. "Damn 'seducing', pieces of junk!" She cursed and stared at herself at the mirror. She was waaay not like this Haurva Tat! Uh-uh. But… she wondered, if she would really do this, could she match her beauty? Perhaps.

She held the wretched thing again. "Here goes." She inhaled deeply and shut her eyes.

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"Tenten! Tenten! Are you all right?" Sakura called while banging her fist on Tenten's apartment.

"I WON'T GO OUT! I WON'T! AAAAAAH!" Tenten screamed.

"Tenten…" Sakura called.

They waited for a few minutes in silence. Still, Tenten won't open the door. "THAT'S IT!"

BANG! Crash!…

Hinata broke down the door, and growled. "I CAN'T WAIT FOREVER!" She yelled, others widened their eyes. "Erm…"

They found a girl in a corner that looks like she's sulking or something. "Err… Ma'am. Could you tell us where Tenten is?" The girl continued to brood, while she hugged her knees against her chest. "Err… Ma'am? Are you all right?"

"I am not all right." She answered after long silence. "T-Tenten?"

Finally, the girl showed her face. "I AM NOT ALL RIGHT! DO YOU SEE THIS! DO YOU SEE ME!" The girl, who is Tenten, pointed to herself. The others gasped. "I AM THE WEAPONS MISTRESS! THE… THE… THE TOUGH KUNOICHI! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOOK LIKE THIS! DO YOU SEE IT! IT'S HORRIBLE, I TELL YOU!" Tentne screamed, while standing up. Everybody was too dumbfounded to react.

And then everybody grinned. "Tenten…" They paused. "You look perfect!"

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"I'm getting uncomfortable, guys." Tenten mumbled, as perverted eyes stick to her. "Just relax, Tenten. You look fine."

"Not with this God damn short skirt, and so darn small top, and this (censored)ing high-heeled sandals." Tenten cursed.

"You look fine." Ino repeated.

"I don't." She insisted.

"You look fine."

Tenten's gonna snap. "I DON'T, YOU BLIND, INCONSIDERATE MORTALS!"

Everybody stared at her weirdly. She laughed nervously, "sorry."

"I found them," Hinata muttered while her Byakugan activated. "Their in the forest."

"Great! Let's find them!"

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Haurva Tat smiled as she stood before the boys. Before she could say anything…

"EAT DIRT, SLUT!" A voice rang, and Haurva Tat's face went flat on the ground, while Temari, Ino, and Hinata jumped over her. The guys gasped as they saw the situation.

"Who are you girls?" Naruto asked.

"Don't you stupid guys recognize us?" Kin asked, particularly facing Zaku. The boys shook their heads, while Tenten slapped her forehead.

"It's me, Tenten." Tentne stated.

Lee and Neji looked at each other, Lee laughed while Neji smirked. "Look, lady! Tenten wouldn't wear that! Besides, if "you're" Tenten, why would you wear such thing? Besides, you're no match for Haurva Tat-sama!" Neji said.

Tenten got mad by this, being talked to like that? Oh she's mad! Very mad! Furious! Exasperated! Extremely enraged! "Guess what, Neji! You can spar with Lee now, BECASE I'M SICK OF YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!" Tenten roared and stormed away.

"Great going, Hyuuga!" Temari crossed her arms.

Neji blinked.

"Damn! I can't believe we did this? I'm out!" Kin said, giving up.

"Me too."

"Yeah, I agree. I'm out too."

Soon the girls all gave up. Hinata's back to her self. "I-I'm s-sorry f-for w-what happened." She stammered and walked away.

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The girls left, leaving the guys and Haurva Tat alone.

Meanwhile…

That jerk! I never want to see him again! Tenten thought, her fists clutched. She changed into her normal clothes again, and decided to train, when she's at the training grounds… She was surprised to see somebody!

NEJI!

….………………………………………

I'm just kidding! It's Gai.

Gai sighed loudly, which is unusual for him. He looked up to see Tenten. "TENTEN!" he called.

Tenten wondered as of why he seems so sad.

"What's wrong, Gai-sensei?" She asked.

"OH TENTEN! I'M AFRAID TO TELL THAT… THAT TEAM GAI IS BECOMING AWFULLY WRETCHED!"

"Why?"

"TENTEN! DON'T YOU SEE! I INVITED LEE A WHILE AGO TO TRAIN, BUT HE TURNED ME DOWN! NEJI AND LEE HAVEN'T EVEN BOTHERED TO GO TRAINING HERE!" Gai yelled.

Tenten frowned, this is major now. It isn't funny anymore.

"I agree," a voice came.

Kurenai came in their training ground. "Kiba and even Shino are drooling over that Haurva Tat!"

And then Asuma and Kakashi came. "Us too!"

"Naruto and Sasuke ditched me!"

"And Shikamaru and Chouji also! Can you believe it?"

Now, Tenten's seriously furious. She grasped a kunai to let her fury out. "Everybody take cover." Tenten mumbled.

Gai 'eep'ed, and quickly hid behind a tree. Every teacher raised a brow, but decided to follow him. And then…

Weapons started to fly around! Chucking everything!

"Whoa! So this is how the weapons mistress got angry!" Kakashi exclaimed.

"Well, not really! That's just Phase 1. If she goes in Phase 5, We're doomed!" Gai explained.

After Tenten's "Phase 1" was finished. She panted heavily as she punched the ground. "Tenten, why?" Gai asked.

Tenten turned to Gai. "Gai-sensei" Pause. "Help me."

"Help?"

"Help me get Neji and Lee back!" She smirked.

Gai nodded. "Can I join?" Kurenai asked with a grin. "I want my students back too."

The other two Jounnins agreed to join also.

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"Tenten!" Temari and the other girls called. "We heard you're planning to get the guys back again!"

Tenten smiled warmly. "Yeah."

Tenten grinned. "But this time, we have more reinforcements."

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A/n: WAAA! Sorry for the boring chapter. I know, I'm stupid! Stupid me, stupid me! –Bangs head on a wall- Oh yeah, reviews?