Knuckles19: We're back! I'm happy to say that we'll have no more
interference from my ex-partner Leroy! So why don't we bring out our next
guest! Our next Smash Bro. wannabe is{Shuffles notes around}.....MegaMan X?
Didn't we just do him?
MegaMan: My adoring public!
Audience: MEGAMAN! MEGAMAN!
Knuckles19: Umm...we can only do you once sir. You can't have a second interview!
MegaMan: No. You just Interviewed MegaMan Exe. I'm MegaMan X!
Knuckles19: Yeah... and I'm gonna tell you again, you can only have ONE interview.
MegaMan: No! I'm MEGAMAN X!!!! I'm a different person!!!!
Knuckles19: Look dude, I'll give you a free tee-shirt from the show if you just leave NOW!!!
MegaMan: I AM NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU INTERVIEWED YOU INCOMPETENT MORON!!!!!!!
Knuckles19: INCOMPETENT?! If I'm so incompetent, how come I'm hosting the show?!
MegaMan: WILL YOU LOOK AT THE TEXT YOU DAMN IDIOT?!
Knuckles19:{Looks down at the subtitles} Oh......my bad dude.
MegaMan: Don't worry bout' it. Now what's your first question?
Knuckles19: I don't know. We've wasted the whole interview establishing that your not the same person that I interviewed last time. What are we gonna do?
MegaMan: I could do a dance off stage!
Knuckles19: Well why not? JULIO!!!{Julio is my new assistant. He works for half of Leroy's salary}
Julio: Here you go Mister Man!{Tosses MegaMan a hat and Cane}
MegaMan: Good bye everybody!{Dances off to the left of the stage}
Knuckles19: Thanks Julio! Later MegaMan X!
Julio: Uh, sir? Our next guest is ready.
Knuckles19: Okay! Send him out.{Checks his note cards}Our next guest is...Bass? What? Am I interviewing a fish or something?
Bass: QUIET STUPID HUMAN!!!{Floats out on stage}
Knuckles19: Oh! THAT Bass! Oh well, umm, I've never interviewed an evil being of mass destruction. What's that like?
Bass: I have the ability to control anything that happens on the Net! If I wanted to, I could crash this whole foolish show and all the guests that have appeared on it!!!
Knuckles19: Okay.....You've come up against MegaMan Exe. quite a few times. Do you think you'll ever have the strength to defeat him?
Bass: You insolent human!!! You have no idea of the true power that I posses! The damn designers had to lower my power to make me beatable! If I had my full power, I would have snapped my fingers and deleted him in an instant!{Raises hand, thunder and lightning follow}
Knuckles19{Gets out from behind his desk} Alright then!{Still a little shaken}How about you tell us why you decided to try out for the new Smash Bros. game?
Bass: I will be glad to tell you! I want to show up that pathetic excuse of a life form, MegaMan Exe.! When I defeat him in the arena of Melee, I WILL RULE ALL!!!!!
Knuckles19: You have to be picked for the game first ya' know.
Bass: Are you suggesting that I won't be picked, you insignificant insect?!
Knuckles19: NO NO!!! It's just that, um, the designers might think that you're a bit TOO strong!{Man I hope he buys that}
Bass: You must take me for an idiot!{Fires eighteen spheres of electricity at Knuckles19 and disappears}Pathetic human......
Knuckles19:{Appears out from behind the wreck that is his former desk}Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy, how bout' another desk? JULIO!!!
Julio: Here ya' go Mister Knux!{Slides over a new desk}
Knuckles19: I love this guy! Our next guest is from Earthbound! Please welcome Ms.Paula!
Paula:{Teleports in}Hello everybody!
Audience:{Silence}
Knuckles19: Tough crowd, huh?
Paula: I don't blame em'. Not many people know me. Only those who bothered to play Mother would know me.
Knuckles19: Mother?
Paula: Earthbound you idiot!
Knuckles19: Oh, right! So, anyway, who's stronger? You or Ness?
Paula: Well, some people think Ness, others say me because I taught him PK Thunder and the PK Fire.
Knuckles19: That doesn't answer my question at all! Who's stronger?
Paula: To be honest, I'm just a copy of Ness. Only difference is I'm a girl.
Knuckles19: I should have seen this coming. So, I'm guessing you'll have some stronger powers than Ness?
Paula: Oh, yes! My PK Flash charges way faster, and I have better control over it! Want a demo?
Knuckles19: HOLY JUMPING MOTHER OF GOD NO!!!!!
Paula: But I'm sure the audience wants to see it! Whadaya say folks?
Audience: PAULA!!!PAULA!!!
Paula: PK FLASH!{ The green energy mass appears and explodes before Knux can get away}
Knuckles19:{Flies into the air and slams into the ground} OOOFFF!!!! Owwie! That smarts.
Paula: You okay?
Knuckles19: Nothing a few years of physical therapy won't fix.
Paula: Oh okay! As long as you're okay!
Knuckles19: Thank you for appearing Ms. Paula!
Paula: No prob! Good bye!{Walks off}
Knuckles19: Next guest! AND NO MORE PAIN!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Dr. Robotnik: Hello my future servants!!!!!{Runs out}
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Robotnik: AHHHHH!!!! What do you know?!
Knuckles19: Oh Boy! My second villain!!!
Robotnik: Glad to be of service! You should be honored to have ME as you're future ruler!
Knuckles19: Whatever you say Eggman!
Robotnik:{Starts to cry}
Knuckles19: What's wrong?
Robotnik: You don't know how traumatic that nickname can be!*sob* I may be a madman bent on world domination but I have feelings too! Curse you and that hedgehog!{Cries}
Knuckles19: There there.{Pats Eggman on the back}
Robotnik: SEE!? There you go doing it again!*sob*
Knuckles19: I didn't say it!
Robotnik: You typed it! BOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
Knuckles19: Oh good lord!{Sits and listens to Robotnik's life story}
Setting: Three hours later.....
Robotnik: And that's when I reached puberty!
Knuckles19: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhttttttttttttttttttt......... OH we're flat out of time!!!
Robotnik: Very well! Off to conquer the world!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!{Walks off}
Knuckles19: I don't get paid enough to do this. See ya' next time folks!
MegaMan: My adoring public!
Audience: MEGAMAN! MEGAMAN!
Knuckles19: Umm...we can only do you once sir. You can't have a second interview!
MegaMan: No. You just Interviewed MegaMan Exe. I'm MegaMan X!
Knuckles19: Yeah... and I'm gonna tell you again, you can only have ONE interview.
MegaMan: No! I'm MEGAMAN X!!!! I'm a different person!!!!
Knuckles19: Look dude, I'll give you a free tee-shirt from the show if you just leave NOW!!!
MegaMan: I AM NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU INTERVIEWED YOU INCOMPETENT MORON!!!!!!!
Knuckles19: INCOMPETENT?! If I'm so incompetent, how come I'm hosting the show?!
MegaMan: WILL YOU LOOK AT THE TEXT YOU DAMN IDIOT?!
Knuckles19:{Looks down at the subtitles} Oh......my bad dude.
MegaMan: Don't worry bout' it. Now what's your first question?
Knuckles19: I don't know. We've wasted the whole interview establishing that your not the same person that I interviewed last time. What are we gonna do?
MegaMan: I could do a dance off stage!
Knuckles19: Well why not? JULIO!!!{Julio is my new assistant. He works for half of Leroy's salary}
Julio: Here you go Mister Man!{Tosses MegaMan a hat and Cane}
MegaMan: Good bye everybody!{Dances off to the left of the stage}
Knuckles19: Thanks Julio! Later MegaMan X!
Julio: Uh, sir? Our next guest is ready.
Knuckles19: Okay! Send him out.{Checks his note cards}Our next guest is...Bass? What? Am I interviewing a fish or something?
Bass: QUIET STUPID HUMAN!!!{Floats out on stage}
Knuckles19: Oh! THAT Bass! Oh well, umm, I've never interviewed an evil being of mass destruction. What's that like?
Bass: I have the ability to control anything that happens on the Net! If I wanted to, I could crash this whole foolish show and all the guests that have appeared on it!!!
Knuckles19: Okay.....You've come up against MegaMan Exe. quite a few times. Do you think you'll ever have the strength to defeat him?
Bass: You insolent human!!! You have no idea of the true power that I posses! The damn designers had to lower my power to make me beatable! If I had my full power, I would have snapped my fingers and deleted him in an instant!{Raises hand, thunder and lightning follow}
Knuckles19{Gets out from behind his desk} Alright then!{Still a little shaken}How about you tell us why you decided to try out for the new Smash Bros. game?
Bass: I will be glad to tell you! I want to show up that pathetic excuse of a life form, MegaMan Exe.! When I defeat him in the arena of Melee, I WILL RULE ALL!!!!!
Knuckles19: You have to be picked for the game first ya' know.
Bass: Are you suggesting that I won't be picked, you insignificant insect?!
Knuckles19: NO NO!!! It's just that, um, the designers might think that you're a bit TOO strong!{Man I hope he buys that}
Bass: You must take me for an idiot!{Fires eighteen spheres of electricity at Knuckles19 and disappears}Pathetic human......
Knuckles19:{Appears out from behind the wreck that is his former desk}Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy, how bout' another desk? JULIO!!!
Julio: Here ya' go Mister Knux!{Slides over a new desk}
Knuckles19: I love this guy! Our next guest is from Earthbound! Please welcome Ms.Paula!
Paula:{Teleports in}Hello everybody!
Audience:{Silence}
Knuckles19: Tough crowd, huh?
Paula: I don't blame em'. Not many people know me. Only those who bothered to play Mother would know me.
Knuckles19: Mother?
Paula: Earthbound you idiot!
Knuckles19: Oh, right! So, anyway, who's stronger? You or Ness?
Paula: Well, some people think Ness, others say me because I taught him PK Thunder and the PK Fire.
Knuckles19: That doesn't answer my question at all! Who's stronger?
Paula: To be honest, I'm just a copy of Ness. Only difference is I'm a girl.
Knuckles19: I should have seen this coming. So, I'm guessing you'll have some stronger powers than Ness?
Paula: Oh, yes! My PK Flash charges way faster, and I have better control over it! Want a demo?
Knuckles19: HOLY JUMPING MOTHER OF GOD NO!!!!!
Paula: But I'm sure the audience wants to see it! Whadaya say folks?
Audience: PAULA!!!PAULA!!!
Paula: PK FLASH!{ The green energy mass appears and explodes before Knux can get away}
Knuckles19:{Flies into the air and slams into the ground} OOOFFF!!!! Owwie! That smarts.
Paula: You okay?
Knuckles19: Nothing a few years of physical therapy won't fix.
Paula: Oh okay! As long as you're okay!
Knuckles19: Thank you for appearing Ms. Paula!
Paula: No prob! Good bye!{Walks off}
Knuckles19: Next guest! AND NO MORE PAIN!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Dr. Robotnik: Hello my future servants!!!!!{Runs out}
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Robotnik: AHHHHH!!!! What do you know?!
Knuckles19: Oh Boy! My second villain!!!
Robotnik: Glad to be of service! You should be honored to have ME as you're future ruler!
Knuckles19: Whatever you say Eggman!
Robotnik:{Starts to cry}
Knuckles19: What's wrong?
Robotnik: You don't know how traumatic that nickname can be!*sob* I may be a madman bent on world domination but I have feelings too! Curse you and that hedgehog!{Cries}
Knuckles19: There there.{Pats Eggman on the back}
Robotnik: SEE!? There you go doing it again!*sob*
Knuckles19: I didn't say it!
Robotnik: You typed it! BOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
Knuckles19: Oh good lord!{Sits and listens to Robotnik's life story}
Setting: Three hours later.....
Robotnik: And that's when I reached puberty!
Knuckles19: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhttttttttttttttttttt......... OH we're flat out of time!!!
Robotnik: Very well! Off to conquer the world!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!{Walks off}
Knuckles19: I don't get paid enough to do this. See ya' next time folks!