Hello! It's me again! I'm glad some of you thought my weird ideas are funny so….lets have some fun!
Disclaimer: I don't own it so don't sue me
Disembodied voice
Character
Other character
Know your stars...know your stars... Know your stars
Cloud strife thinks girls are icky
That's not true, I think Tifa is quite lovely, and I like Aerith what are you talking about?
Cloud strife likes to play with dolls
There action figures!
Cloud strife is an emo
It was a phase!
Cloud strife fills in for the verizon guy on the weekends
That was random wait is that the "can you hear me now?" guy?
Cloud strife is a klepto
Oh come on! Do you really think i'd do something like that?
Does your hair defy gravity?
Huh?
Cloud strife is getting fired from his job
What? I'm not getting fired; I'm free lance why would I fire myself?
I dunno you're the one getting fired
I'm not getting fired!
Cloud strife turns into a cat when you hug him
No I don't…
Then why dont you let people hug you?
(broods) none of your business
Cloud strife is a communist
What the? No I'm not where did that come from?
Cloud strife is a Portuguese ninja
Oh now I'm a Portuguese ninja? How can I be a Portuguese ninja? That doesn't make sense! Besides I thought I was a communist!
You're both
How can I be both?
I don't know you're the communist
I'm not an F-ing communist!
Cloud strife wasn't good enough to be a soldier
Ouch
You got soul but your not a solider eh cloud?
Leave me alone...
(Starts singing) I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
Stop it
sing along, I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
Stop it!
Cloud strife frequently gets arrested for DUI and resisting arrest
That was once! One time! Ok twice
You sure like those mojitos don't you cloud
Yes…no wait what? start over!
Cloud strife's favorite song is 'it's raining men'
That's not true!
Sure its not...mojito boy
I don't even drink cocktails!
That's not what you said on the video
O.O what video...?
video of you at resisting arrest...great james bond impression by the way...cute accent
what?...Wait….the one from the new years party?
Maybe...could have been st. patrick's day...no it was new years you had those cute little 2007 glasses
Where did you get that who would give you the tape…? (Gasps then gets all serious)…..tifa
Tifa comes out of nowhere and tackles cloud: I told you I'd find you!
Wanna know something else about him? He's not a natural blond!
(From under her) Yes I am….fine then those, they aren't real!
Yes they are!
Guy!
Bleach blond!
Cloud strife and Tifa Lockhart got drunk then got married over the weekend
(Both of them)...
Too many mojitos I guess huh kids?
(Both at the same time to each other)I told you not to say anything! (Resume trying to kill each other)
Now you know cloud strife
No they don't!when Cloud gets drunk he likes to pretend he'sJames bond!
That is such a lie...besides they all ready know that
I got it all on tape
I got pictures of you at work too!
shut up mojito boy!
you shut up or i'll put you back on eBay!
(Watches mercilessly) Yes dance my puppets dance...
Next is either aerith or sephiroth not sure yet
Well there's another chapter…mmm not my best work but it certainly was fun…I heart torture. Read and review
Notes: The song is "all the things that I've done" by the killers
And a mojito is a cocktail