Disclaimer: I don't own KHR! Amano Akira does!
I can finally post a new chapter XD after hours of writing history notes O.O
Well, I'm finally free! XD - Not really, I'm just doing this in the middle of class -_-
Hmmm... Even though I already PMed the review reply for them, I'll write it here for everyone else to see. But of course, an edited version:
CalmCat : KHR fans can easily the characters. It seems irritating to see that sort of chat style - too mainstream, you can see it elsewhere. I seen one like that before. Also, too much unnecessary text. Thanks for liking by the way ^^
Aozora no Renn : Thank you ^^ I'll try to make it interesting. Hmmm... Adding the Varia and 1st Gen was something I would definitely do. I'm gonna try add more characters XD I think reactions to a turtle the size of a mountain on berserk mode should be... Impossible to describe. BTW, I love your fics! They just make my day!
Guest : I'm not planning to write the names, sorry. As I said to CalmCat - too mainstream. It'll turn into the format of a fanfiction I read before : Vongola Chatroom by Baka-Waka
I am not copying the idea. The idea for Chat Style came from Red1707 and Sweet Serendipitea with our little chat over Blackberry Messenger. The crazy KHR streak ._.
Well, I'm not going to drone on! Off to the Chat!
Something I forgot to include:
KEY -
** - the 2 guardians of same flame attribute 1st & 10th Generation
***- all of the characters currently present in the setting
* - Vongola
^ - Shimon
# - Varia
+ - Arcobaleno
= - Millefiore
\ - Kokuyo
- Giglio Nero
{I will be updating the list through the series of randomness}
Go and run 100,000,000 laps around Namimori as punishment
HIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Do it or die
H...Hai Reborn sama!
My little brother still undergoing your spartan training?
Juudaime! I'll join you in your training!
How many times do I have to repeat myself? This is training for bosses only. So Dame-Dino, feel free to join him.
Now I know that I have to listen to you at least.
Hmph, I trained him well. Bianchi, take care of your little brother for me.
Yes, Reborn~ Anything you want
Nee... chan... Ugh...
Ushishishi, how pathetic of you
VOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! WHERE'S THE YAKYUU BAKA?!
Tch. Stop being noisy, trash
Kufufufufu, hello my little student
Mukuro sensei, your trident is stabbing my back
Mu, I need another guinea pig for Verde's experiment
Boooooossssssssssssssssssss, what can I do for you?
你好！我来了！ [translation : hello! I'm here! ]
Ahahahaha! The Great Lambo sama has arrived!
Nufufufu, can't you all shut up?
Daemon Spade!
Oya oya, hello young Shimon
Enma, can I kill this guy?
I'm in Adel
Julie, we're in too. We need to beat the shit out of this guy ^
Nufufufu, like you can touch me.
Whoa! What's going on?! ^
Oya oya, you forgot that I'm an illusionist?
Enma kun, punch over your right shoulder
Chrome chan? What do you mean?
Kufufufu, just do it.
What the heck?!
Nufufufu, nice aim. Or rather, you managed to see me. But I won't let you next time.
Let's beat the shit out of this guy.
Hn. Pineapple-Melon herbivore, I'll bite you to death.
Kufufufufu, this will be fun.
D-Daemon, stop messing with them
I-I agree with Primo
Oya oya, you're done with the punishment Tsunayoshi kun?
N-no, Reborn let me off
Reborn senpai would never do that!
For once, you are right lackey
Don't call me that!
Mu. Verde, seems like it worked
Hahaha, seems like you got fooled Tsunayoshi
Verde?!
I created a machine that can make illusions real! And it can fool the Hyper Intuition! Hahahahaha!
H-how can that be? It was Colonello who told me that Reborn let me off
What? Then what about...
Your fucking invention failed. Even I could tell it apart.
Oh, so you killed Reborn's replica Lal?
Reborn's replica my ass. That thing had smarts equal to a bird's!
Hibari! Hibari!
Hn. If you mean Hibird, I will bite you to death.
Of course not, kora! Hibird's a fucking genius, kora!
Are we forgetting someone?
VOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! WE GOT LEFT OUT AGAIN!
I think they're going too far, don't you agree fake-prince senpai?
Ushishishishi, I'll slice the bomber to pieces.
The liquidation committee will cleanse you all!
Dame-Tsuna, lap count starts from 0 again. Now go.
Uncle Reborn, can't you let him off for this one?
Yuni!
Konnichiwa Tsuna san
I'll let you off since Yuni asked. Don't expect that I will let you off next time
Nufufufufu, the sky Arcobaleno also came
Yuni sama!
What is it Gamma?
Byakuran is... Gah!
Byakuran! Wait... Why the fuck are you eating marshmallows?!
Because they're good Tsunayoshi kun. Want one?
Yes plea- WAIT! Why are you here in the first place?!
Any reason why I can't come to see you?
Eh? Not really... I guess
Juudaime! Do we have to kill this marshmallow bastard?
LET'S BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MARSHMALLOW TO THE EXTREME!
Lambo sama wants candy!
Lambo! 不要吃太多糖果！(translation: don't eat too many sweets!)
Oya oya, I've been forgotten?
This Marshmallow and Pineapple-Melon bastards better be ready to pay!
Daemon, would you cut the crap?!
E-Elena...
Stop being a chicken Tsuna. And stop hiding behind Primo
Reborn's right my little Tuna fish~
Dad! Stop that! It's gross!
Maa maa, just don't scare him out of his wits.
Bossu, we seem to be forgetting more and more people...
Kufufufu, someone better do something about it
Where did Hibari san go?
Haneuma spotted him so...
Kyouya~
I'll bite you to death
Rest in peace Dino san...
VOIIIIIII!/Trash/Ushishishi/Oooo~/Mu/Fake-prince senpai/Boss! WHY IS IT ALWAYS US BEING FUCKING FORGOTTEN BY YOU LITTLE SHITS! # (A/N : I made it caps because Squalo drowned everyone else's voices)
We always seem to be forgotten too...^
I'm going to blow these bastards up!
HIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'll bite you to death for breaking the peace of Namimori
Hi-Hibari san!
Ushishishi. A fight? Count me in
Trash, I'll blow you to bits
VOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I'LL TEAR YOU ALL UP!
Hauuuuu... This is gonna get bad...
I-I agree Decimo...
Bossu, what should we do?
Chrome chan, for now... FUCKING RUN!
Ugyaaaaaaaaa! Ahodera is exploding the place!
我们要快快跑! 等一下就会死! (Translation : we have to run as fast as we can! Or else we're dead!)
Guys... I think that's useless...
Yep
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Goodbye world... Hope I get to meet you again someday
Like I'd let you, Dame-Tsuna
Reborn?
Use your dying will and save everyone
I'LL SAVE EVERYONE AND NAMIMORI CHUU WITH MY DYING WILL!
Giotto/Juudaime! What are you doing here?**
Kufufufufu. Tsunayoshi kun, why are you stopping us
Prepare for the consequences bitch...
Get out of the way, kora!
Let me bite these herbivores to death
Tsunayoshi, have a marshmallow
Whoops, almost dropped Enzo out of the window again
Yuni sama, stand back.
Nufufufufu, don't stop me now Vongola.
Tch, get outta my way, trash
VOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!
Dame-Tsuna, why are you stopping?
LIKE FUCK I WOULD!
Bossu/Tsuna/Decimo/Tsuna san/Tsuna nii/Hahaha, Tsuna! Can we help?
GET THESE FUCKING IDIOTS TO STOP FIGHTING OR CALL BERMUDA AND JAEGER IF YOU HAVE TO!
The Vindice?
Well, I'll be delighted to help chain away Daemon for good, AGAIN
As you wish, Bossu
Will be happy to help, Decimo
Hello everyone! Sorry I'm late!
COZART, GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!***
Gdrystyvijohuhkwiqiyagagctrahmvhtxybhkbu!
Time skip!
Cozart! Wake up!
He's not gonna wake up is he?
Giotto's been shouting in his ear for a while now
Mu, I have an idea. Squalo, Knuckle, Ryohei. Shout as loud as you can.
Ushishishi, plug your ears everyone
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! / WAKE UP YOU IDIOT / TO THE EXTREME!
Ouch, I hate you Mammon
Like I care Lackey
Now you're talking like Reborn!
Oya oya. Still not waking up...
怎么办... (Translation : now what do we do...)
Bossu, I have a suggestion
Go on Chrome...
Lambo, Lampo, Leviathan, Verde and Gamma electrocute him with their lightning.
Not a bad idea... Hey! That's Reborn's way of waking me up!
Dame-Tsuna, it's worth a try
Then go!
It ain't working, kora!
Juudaime, We didn't kill him did we...
Nah, he's still breathing
The Shimon Primo shouldn't be that weak either
Either way it's still not nice to do that!
Any ideas?
...
I got an idea, kora!
What is it now?
Let Lal slap him awake!
Are you crazy Colonello?! People died from those fucking slaps!
What did you say Iemitsu?!
Nothing...
It's worth a try
Are you trying to get Cozart killed Reborn?
Well, he survived the Vongola traditional method of waking, so this is nothing.
Good point there senpai...
Do it Lal
Fine...
Yowch! What was that for?!
I told you so
Lal sama!***
Shut up idiots
But we're happy***
Why are you happy over my pain?!
You weren't waking up so Lal slapped you Dame-Cozart
To be specific, Lal-slapped him, kora!
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry... It fucking hurts all right?!
At least they didn't end up beating the daylights out of you.
We're taking Daemon to Vindice.
How come you're here Bermuda?!
Obviously 'cause this Melon is wrecking havoc all over again
Oya oya, I'm not a Melon
Pineapple then?
Nufufufufu, I'm gonna kill you
Bermuda, they say he is a Pineapple-Melon
Good point there, well I'll be taking him now.
See you soon Bermuda
...
Coming to think of it, why is Bermuda still in a baby form?
I have no idea...
Whatever! For now, I'm off to sleep. I'm out off marshmallows and it's getting boring
I'm heading home too
Bye Juudaime!
Bye Tsuna!
Arrivederci Tsunayoshi (A/N : whoa! It fucking rhymes!)
See you tomorrow Bossu
Hn, 10 seconds or I'll bite you to death
(A/N : I'm too lazy to list the rest)
That was fun!
Dame-Tsuna, 50 and you still feel like it was fun?
I'm not 50 years old Reborn!
You're as Dame as ever.
Oh, I get what you mean now
Your hyper intuition is getting faulty
Now to dispose of them
Having an ally with you can sometimes be fun eh?
I have to agree to that Reborn
Now to beat the shit outta these motherfuckers***
Woohoo! Actually managed to complete this the day before exams! Never expected that I could finish it with the stray bunnies I have been adopting from friends and stored them in Vindice - or... Tried to
I realize that I made Elena somewhat... OOC even if it is unconfirmed considering lack of information on her.
Hope this didn't get too confusing though. I'm lazy and I don't have the time because of exams. Well, I will post A LOT of Chat Style - Vongola Famiglia cuz I'm awesome! Just kidding! It's just that I hear a lot of interesting stuff coming out of my classmate's mouth and with a month long school trip to China, I'll have a lot to write about.
Hope I'll get to post soon! For both fics Lol
I am accepting suggestions for the next chapter of this fic! So either PM me or Review! Also criticize the fic all you want! I need the criticism!
I'll need to come up with completely random things if I don't get what the clients wish for Q-Q