Truth and dare
By Joshua Carlson
Disclaimer: Don't own anything
Well, Well, Well.
"Lets start dis' Party!" Fadestudios announced, looking at a list of truth and dare. " Hmmm..."
" Lets start with Crazy Foxie's!" FadeStudios said. " Now, Wolf. This is your first Dare."
Wolf perked up and gave FadeStudios his full attention.
FS: You must steal Link's hat and rip it too shreds!
Wolf: Thats all? How puny...
Link guards his hat while foaming at the mouth.
Wolf: Crap..
Wolf throws a stick past Link
Wolf: Fetch!
Link looks unphased, however Wolf starts to chase the stick himself. 0O
FS: Kay... Well, that dare went down the tube.. For now. Onward! With...Kiflo The smasher's list!
FS: WOLF! Seems your popular today, now... Drink this whiskey, and this vodka.
Wolf: With pleasure!
Wolf begins to drink.
FS: You too Fox, and Peach.
Fox: Ah Yeah!
Peach: Yay! Fancy wine!
FS waits until they are properly drunk...
FS: Now... Sing Living La Vida Loca!
Fox: Upside, inside (Hic!) out...she's livin (HIC!)
Fox passes out.
Wolf: She'll push you and pull you! (HIC!) La Vida Loca...(Hic!)
Wolf passes out...
Peach: Her lips are dev- (HIC!)
Peach passes out...
FS: Wow...Lightweights..
Link: They drunk ten gallons. Each.
FS: Lightweights.
Link sweat drops
FS: Now. Falco, Do you like Katt or someone else?
Falco: Umm... Well... I'm kinda..Nonsexual.
FS: 00 Really?
Falco: Yep. I don't like anyone. At all. Nope. Not at all. LEAVE ME ALONE!
Falco runs off...
FS: Mario. DID YOU KNOW...That the game you first starred in...your name was previously..Plumber man?
Mario: Oh yeah, I knew. It was all about titles in the 1980's, I mean... MC hammer wasn't the dudes real name. Right?
FS: Good point... Plumber man.
Mario death glares FS.
FS: Hehehe... Dr. Mario, are you and Mario the same person?
Dr. Mario: What do YOU think, if I'm here and Mario is there...are we the same person?
FS: Well in Naruto you can have-
Dr. Mario: Anime nerd...No, we CANNOT do shadow clones.
FS: Well FINE... Lets move on. Luigi, come here.
Luigi comes over to FS, FS whispers something in his ear.
Luigi goes and hits Mewtwo in the back of the head
Mewtwo turns around, GLARING.
Mewtwo: Grrrr...
Luigi: It was a MARIO!!
Mewtwo picks up Mario telekinetically and HURLS him across the stage
FS:Wow...that actually worked.. 0o Mooovvvinng on... Mr. Game and watch, is your blood 2D?
Mr. Game and Watch: Beep..boop..beep..beep!
FS: As we cannot understand him, we shall figure out!
FS pull out his 12-gauge and fires at the black 2d figure.
Mr. Game and Watch: BEEEEPPPPP!!
FS: Huh..the blood IS 2D..
FS puts away his shotgun.
FS: Well. Zelda, go Kiss Link. Now.
Zelda happily obliges, as does Link.
FS: Now...turn into Shiek!
Zelda transforms
FS: Link is Gay! It's proven!!
FS videotapes it.
Shiek: I'm a GIRL!
FS: Shut up Woman.
CAUTION! BIG PART!
FS: Now. For the moment we have ALL been waiting for... THE BURNING OF THE TIARA!!
Marth Whimpers and clutches his Tiara.
FS: Burn it...BURN IT!
Marth starts sobbing quietly as he sets it in front of Roy.
Roy laughs insanely and begins charging his fire attack.
Marth: No...NO!!
Toon Link: Shut up, Sissy
Wolf: Yeah.. Shut it, Metrosexual.
Roy unleashes the attack and burns the tiara into billions of pieces.
Marth: NOOOOOOOO! MY GIRLY TIARA!! EEEEK!!
Marth runs out of the room sobbing.
Question Time!
FS: Roy, Do you like Marth or not?
Roy blushes
Roy: Well...uh...no, of COURSE not...Just cause we share a room...and game...and well...LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Roy runs out crying.
FS: Pit, Where's your halo.
Pit: In the wash.
FS: Always? I've NEVER seen it..
Pit: Takes a long time to wash.
FS: Fine. It passes. FOR NOW.
FS: Donkey Kong, Whats up?
DK: Nothing much...I geuss.. Kinda bored..No dares yet..
FS: Soon DK, Soon. Snake, whats up with the box?
Snake: I like pie.
FS: That wasn't the question.
Snake: Huh?
FS: Can we get the YOUNG Snake in here?
Snake: Plum puddin...
FS: Lets move on, we'll go back to that when we have the younger Snake. King DDD, do you like your name?
King DDD: Why yes, it is a prestegious name passed down for centuries, generations and generations..
FS: That enough.
King DDD: Only the FINEST of people can get the name and...
FS: Shut up.
King DDD: So as you see...
FS pulls the lever and sends King DDD into th dungeon.
FS: Last question for tonight. Red, do you hate it when people call you Ash?
Red: Yes. FRIGGIN YES! I'm not from a cartoon! I'm COOLER then that! I'm NOT gay!
FS: Sure...Sure... Well, until next time, where I will answer more truths and dares.