Naruto being narrated by a crazy lady

Sasuke's adventure of DOOM

Naruto was being stupid... again and he got arrested by the hipppie police

force and the fb pie. Then it was just Sasuke and Sakura, but Sakura died because I said so.

So then it was just Sasuke... all by himself. So then becuase I said so he started walking...

and walking... and ummmmmm... walking, and then he tripped over a pickle and got up again.

So then he started walking again and walking then he saw something that he thought was a bird but he wasn't

sure so he kept and walking and walking and walking and... ummmm walking and then becuase he

got to the ocean he had to start swimming becuase

he couldn't walk on water

- heylin princess: But I thought he could walk on water becuase he's a ninja...

- Vampire Kitty: Shut up this is MY story so HE SWAMMMMM!!!!!

and then he kept swimmin and swimmin and swimmin and then he almost got eaten by an albino squirlle, and then he

kept swimmin and swimmin and swimmin and Q and swimmin and M and swimmin and platypus and pie and then he saw

an island but becuase he was weird he past right by it and he kept swimmin and swimmin and swimmin and then he drowned happilly ever after.

The END

Then I ate cereal.