3 down but nobody likes it.
Ah well! I'm writing this for fun!
Luigi turned pale as a ghost as he looked down the hole. It was enormous. Mario looked at it nervously. "I don't think this is bowser's doing." The 4 of them rushed to the castle to find another giant hole behind the doors. It had taken out most of the castle except the front hallway. "Mama mia!!" Mario stared down as it echoed through the hole. The 3 others fell over backwards after seeing how big it was. Mario stood and looked around trying to find his princess. He looked up into the sky and called up. Rosalina heard Mario from the space station. "I heard you call." "Some kind of giant holes has appeared in the Kingdom and I can't find anybody!" She saw a silver streak move away from the planet. She had seen this streak before. "Mario, listen to me." She spoke worriedly. "Get everybody that you can together and get off the planet immediately. It's an emergency." Mario nodded and woke up his brother. "We need to get everybody out of here."
0:00 unknown.
Galactus was traveling to his next planet. "That was a nice little run in. What's the next planet?" A large digital map of the universe appeared in front of him. "The mushroom kingdom is almost ready. As is Twilight town." He stood triumphantly. "Drones!" Galactus commanded. Three silver men stood in front of him. "Report your findings."
"Planet 8934879: Mushroom kingdom; Population: High; Threat status; mild."
"Planet 89123089: Twilight town; Population: low; Threat status: Medium."
"Planet 91284723: Mobius; Population: 0; Threat status; None; Status: Destroyed."
Galactus grinned in triumph. "Now for a new target, this one perhaps." He reached for his map and pointed at planet 789013532: Earth.
5:12 Standard Earth time.
"Bang-Bang Soldier! Time go get up!" My general banged on the steel door of my quarters. I hate my life. Everyday I wake up at 5 am just to do drills and inspections. Lucky for me I have it down. Twinkle is a different story. She never gets up before the sun. "sigh you know the general is not gonna like that your asleep." She rolled over in her bed and flicked her ear at me. "LET'S GO BOY!" He barked at me after I opened the door. My day was always the same.
Up.
Inspection.
Drills.
Breakfast.
More drills.
Free time.
More drills.
Lunch.
Free time.
Even more drills.
Dinner.
Free time again.
Bed.
But this time was different.
Something felt askew.
Perhaps because of the massive hole in the ground where the drill site once was. I and all the other soldiers laughed at the general's face when he saw the course. He looked like a tomato ready to explode. "ALRIGHT, WHO DID THIS TO MY BEAUTIFUL COURTYARD!!" He looked as if he was going to burst into tears and explode at the same time. "ALL OF YOU! 5000 PUSH UPS! NOW DAMN IT!" All through our torture the soldiers laughed at the generals quick struggle with his inner self. I on the other hand, began pondering about the hole. "I know I have seen that before, but where?"