When Zelos woke the next morning, he instantly went next door to Kratos' room. Zelos slowly poked his head in, and narrowed his eyes. Kratos was still sleeping.
Zelos giggled and spoke softly, "Well my darling Hunny, time to stir things up a bit."
He then took a small Polaroid camera from his pocket, and swiftly snapped a few pictures, and ran down the stairs to the mansion.
A couple hours later, Kratos woke up. He groggily went down the stairs, and threw himself onto an overly large sofa.
"Morning Hunny!" Zelos greeted.
"Mmph…" Kratos buried his head into a pillow. "Don't call me… Hunny."
"Didn't sleep well, Princess?" Zelos sneered.
"…Don't call me that either."
"Fine. Go ahead and ignore me. Just try." Zelos waved a photograph noisily in the air.
"What…?" Kratos said slowly, while pulling his head from the pillows.
Zelos snickered. "Who would've thought you would sleep like that?"
Zelos finally revealed the picture to Kratos. He was sleeping on his front with his knees drawn up to his chest. His head was turned to the side, with a small trail of drool leaking out on to the mattress from his mouth.
"Oh, you look so cute with your ass up like that!" Zelos admired the photo, and then waved it around again, teasing Kratos.
Kratos' brow furrowed. "Why Zelos?"
"Oh, you know… Future needs. In case I ever need to blackmail you."
"What?"
"…I just know that you're gonna want to get this bad boy from me."
"Grr…" Kratos looked into Zelos' pure, blue eyes. "Why are you doing this?"
Zelos closed his eyes and shrugged. "Because I can."
Kratos took advantage of Zelos' brief absent-mindedness, and tackled him to the ground. He was on top, with Zelos' arms pinned down beside him.
"Ooh, daring…" Zelos sarcastically commented.
"Shut up, chosen." Kratos then quickly grabbed the photo from Zelos' clutches, folded it three times, then tore it twice. Zelos had a defeated look on his face.
"Aw, why'd you have to go and ruin my fun?" He whined.
After a few moments of silence, Zelos eyed Kratos. "You know you want me."
"…What the hell are you talking about?"
"Well, see, the fact that you're still strattling me, makes me think that you expected a little more from me today." Zelos gave him a wry smile.
"Ahh!" Kratos jumped to his feet. "W-whatever." Kratos stormed out of the mansion.
"Yeah, he knows that he wants me, yet, he is so in denial."
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Rawr! I tried to make it longer! .
Anyways! Some nice, lovely person wrote me a comment, so I finished writing this chapter the day after the first one. Kudos:3