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Ironic

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

(Ironic by Alanis Morissette)

"Bella" called out a distant familiar voice.

"Is she alright?" said another.

"She's just overwhelmed she'll come to in a minute"

I opened my eyes to find myself lying on the sofa with the Cullen's faces staring down at me relieved.

"I had an awful dream" I said with a yawn to Edward "why's everyone staring at me?"

"Bella are you alright now I know you've had an awful shock?" said Carlisle.

I stared at him wide eyed – it wasn't a dream.

I grabbed the pillow next to me and screamed into it. Then wacked my head against it screaming "Why?!"

Everyone seemed at a loss as of what to do whilst I continued to sob asking why into the pillow. I got up quickly almost tripping and ran to the bathroom locking myself in I sat on the toilet.

I stared down at my stomach.

"EJECT BLOOD ALREADY"I yelled trusting my hand forward in a power ranger type way.

I tried to ignore the sound of Emmett's and Rosalie's snickering.

Then I started crying again.

I didn't want kids. Really I never had. This was like my worst nightmare.

My sadness quickly turned to anger...

"oh no" said Jasper sensing my mood outside the door "prepare yourself Edward"

...

I threw open the door anger burning in my eyes and on Edward's face was a look of genuine fear.

"How dare you?" I growled.

"What is it Bella?" said Edward bravely taking a step towards me.

"HOW DARE YOU IMPREGNATE ME?" I yelled hysterically waving my arms about like a mad woman.

"Bella please..." said Edward putting a hand on my shoulder.

I shrugged it off enraged.

"Don't 'Bella' me you stupid dazzling supposedly infertile vampire you lied to me and you did this to me" I said point to my stomach in disgust.

"Bella I didn't lie I didn't know this could happen" he said trying to make peace.

I screamed again running back into the bathroom to mope and cry for a couple more hours.

"Bella please come out" said Edward from the other side of the door.

"NO! We were going to go to college and I was going to become a vampire... I was going to be sexy... now I'm just up the duff" I sobbed knowing I sounded very pathetic and stupid at this point but I didn't give a duck.

I continued to cry until I fell asleep on the toilet which wasn't comfortable as you can imagine until Edward finally got fed up of waiting for me to open the door. So he rudely broke the door down and carried me to our cabin thing. Where I ignored him angrily for the rest of the day.