Kyle smirked at Cartman and Kenny as they both called each other "fags" "Ass lickers" and of course "uncle fuckers". Cartman's ever-present accent, and Kenny's words muffled by his orange parka, yet understood by all around due to years of knowing him.

Kyle was the shortest of all of them, but Kenny was the "Gayest". He had layered blond hair that reached his shoulders, and a slim figure due to years of being deprived of food. The Irony was, Kyle was gay, and for Kenny at that. The other was a good four inches taller, but damn he had an ass on those legs! Stan knew this, Cartman knew this, hell, Everyone in South Park other than Kenny himself knew.

"At least I'm not butt-fucking Butters!" yelled the blond.

"Yeah! Well at least I don't have Jew on my ass!" Kenny and Kyle froze, Stan giggling slightly. Kenny looked at the red-head behind him, only to realize the other was already making tracks down the sidewalk, and fast at that.

Kyle was fuming. Cartman always ends up going too far, or saying too much. God, he just wished he could take a good sized baseball bat, and just shove it up his ass! He stomped up to his house, and just as he was about to open the door, a slim hand grabbed his shoulder, and turned him around. He came face to hood with none other than Kenny McCormick, blue eyes curious and wondering.

"Do. . . do you like me Kyle?" he asked, voice muffled yet understandable.

"I. . . please take off your hood, I can't talk to a hoodie Ken. . ." the other looked confused for a second, but nodded, pulling back the hood to reveal a mess of blond hair, framing a tan face that had dazzling blue eyes and cherry red lips.

"God damn. . ." muttered the redhead. "Um, do you want to come inside, have some hot cocoa and snacks?" the other was about to protest when a rumbling emitted from his stomach. He nodded, blushing heavily. Kyle grabbed his hand and led him inside.

"Kenny looked down at the freckled hand holding his, still blushing. Kenny McCormick, in case you haven't guessed, was just as gay as everyone suspected. He never said anything though, because he would be mortified if they found out who he liked. Kenny was in love with his long-time-friend Kyle. He smiled slightly as they seated themselves at the Kitchen table, now holding cups of Hot Chocolate.

After they finished eating in silence, Kenny looked at his crush and it became sickly serious again.

"Do you like me?" he asked directly. Kyle looked away, and Kenny slammed his hands on the table, forcing the other to redirect his attention back to him.

"Please answer me!" he yelled, glad that the other's family was away for a few weeks. "I can't stand it, and I need to know if you love me back!" Kenny shut his mouth, covering it with his gloved hands.

"Love you back?. . . Ken, do you like me?" the other felt tears in his eyes, and he left to leave, when Kyle grabbed his hands for the second time that day, and Kenny tripped over a wire, pulling Kyle on top of him. Kenny shut his eyes, staining to ignore the breath ghosting across his lips, only to open them wide again when he felt a pressure on his lips.

Kyle. . . was kissing him, holding down is arms as he made the other turn red. Kenny got over his shock, and began kissing the other, all too aware of the bulge pushing against his. They broke apart, Green looking into Blue.

"K-. . . Kyle?" the other grabbed his hard on through his orange pants, and Kenny grabbed Kyle's shoulders.

"I love you" Blue eyes widened, and Kyle smiled brightly, gaze full of lust and love and tears once again fell from the other's eyes.

"Ah!" Kenny tensed as Kyle massaged him, hiding his face in the other's neck, and the redhead, pulled him to his feet.

"I think this is something best suited for the bedroom" he whispered into the blonde's ear. Kenny nodded quickly, squeaking when he felt his feet leave the floor. Kyle smiled, easily holding the other up, and began to make his way up the stairs and into his room, setting down his new boyfriend onto the bed.

"shh, I got you McCormick" he said, pulling off the other's clothes, then taking off his own. Kenny got down on his knees, and Kyle looked at him in confusion before realizing what the other was doing.

"Ken, you don't have to-"

"I want to." Kenny looked into Kyle's eyes once more before engulfing half of his member with his mouth. Kyle was a good nine inches, bigger than Kenny by about two. The redhead moaned deeply, watching with lust as the other sucked harshly on his girth. Kenny's face was red as a beet, his hair messed up from taking off his hoodie and shirt, and his eyes shut in concentration.

"God. . . Ken. . . stop! STOP!" the other pulled the other away, throwing him on the bed, stomach down, and the other was confused for a moment, before he felt a lubed finger at his entrance.

"Kyle?. . ."

"Shhh, I'll be gentle Ken. . ." the blue-eyed-boy nodded, breathing deeply as a finger made it's way into him, wiggling around before another joined. He moaned, pushing back against the fingers, and Kyle smirked, working in the final finger, and this time something different happened.

"Oh GOD YES!" Kenny buckled into a ball as Kyle's fingers brushed against his prostate, and the redhead smiled, taking out his fingers, and pushing his lubed dick against the now-stretched entrance.

"Ahhh. . . ahhHH!" the other pushed in, sighing as a heat like none other surrounded him. Kenny squirmed against him, getting used to his size. Kyle waited, staining to not immediately start pounding into the other.

"M. . .move. . ." Kenny looked at the boy inside him. "Please. . . I need it. . ."

Kyle didn't need to be told twice. He pulled out, then slammed back in. Kenny gasped, tearing at the sheets below him, and he gasped.

"Stop! I. . . want- ah! To see you! UGH!" Kyle stopped, pulling out and flipping the lanky teen over before instantly slamming into him again.

"Ah~ AH! JESUS CHRIST! K-. . . KYLE!" he yelled, grabbing the boy's shoulders and clinging to him with his arms and legs as he was abused in the most pleasurable way possible.

"Ken. . . Kenny I'm gonna Cum soon. . ." Kenny nodded.

"Me. . . M-me too- AH!"

"Together!"

Kyle felt fingers grab at his shoulders, and reaching down with one hand, he grabbed Kenny's member, and the other tensed instantly, releasing on contact. Kyle came soon after, cum shooting into his lover. Kenny groaned, and Kyle pulled out slowly and gently, snuggling into the other's side.

"I love you Ken"

"I Love you more Kyle. . ."

"Jesus, we are fags. . ."

Kenny stuck his tongue out at the redhead, cuddling into his chest.

ALRIGHTY! Next request plz!~ Ah, this was fun. Anonymous reviewer, you just created one of my new favorite styles of K2~