-Jeopardy theme music is playing-

Ed: "...And, welcome back to FMA Jeopardy. I thouight we were done with this, but my bastard father decided to to FMA Millionare, and, network competition being what it is, I stand before you, a broken and miserable man. Let's take a look at the scores. Envy has set a new Jeopardy record for futility, with…"

Envy: "Suck on it, Elric. Suck it long, and suck it hard."

Ed: "That's beautiful. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

Envy: "No, but I did do something to your mother with this mouth."

Ed: "Wonderful:" Greed has an impressive -2000 dollars."

Greed: "I want money from this."

Ed: "For the last time, this goes to charity. And finally, Barry the Chopper, in a commanding lead of 0 dollars."

Barry: "Wait, did I win? Time to cut the losers up!"

Ed:" No, you didn't win. And I hope to God you never do. Let's take a look at the board. The categories are-Potent potables, foreign flicks, things Elric sucks-wait…"

Envy: "Oh, god, he fell for it. Ha!"

Ed: "Very funny. Moving on. Potpurri, hot or cold, what ears do, is this a hat, and finally, colors that end in "urple". Barry, you're in the lead, so I'll let you take first pick."

Barry: "I'll cut you up, you know."

Ed: "Let's just go with foreign flicks for 800."

Envy:-buzzes in-"That Xingese girl, uh, Ranfan."

Ed: "The category was foreign flicks, not foreign chicks. Greed, why don't you pick."

Greed: "I'll take all the money you've got."

Ed: "That's not a category."

Greed: "No, I mean it. Give me all your fucking money!"

Ed: "Let's just go with "colors that end in "urple" for 800. This color ends in "urple"."

Barry:-buzzes in-"What is light urple?"

Ed: "Wow."

Greed:-buzzes in-" Elric, if I don't get some money for this, your ass in mine."

Ed: "That's not correct either."

Greed: "I don't care. I'm just letting you know."

Envy:-buzzes in-" I thought of some more foreign ladies I banged. How about that Rose chick?"

Ed: "Let's just go to "hot or cold" for 400. The question is, is hot tea hot or cold? Does anybody know? Is the hot tea hot or cold?"

Greed: "Is it iced tea?"

Ed: "No. It's hot tea"

Greed: "Then I don't know."

-timer beeps-

Ed: "The answer was hot. The hot tea was hot. Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is..,. Oh, come on, why would they do this? The category is "famous mothers"."

Envy: "Hah, ha, ha! My day has come!"

Ed: "I'm not giving you any satisfaction. The new category is, once again, "anything". Write down anything. Just do it. Once again, you'd have to be the dumbest people on the planet to screw this up."-timer beeps-"Alright, let's get this done. Envy, you wrote 'below". Well, that is correct. Let's see what you wagered. You wagered "me". "below me"

Envy: "Hah ha ha. You fell for that too."

Ed: "Get a life, you childish asshole. Moving on, Greed, you don't seem to have written anything. I'm not surprises, though. And finally, Barry, did you write anything?"

Barry: "No, I did not."

Ed: "Wonderful. That's all for tonight. Now go home. I need to have a drink or 10.