Me: Welcome to a mew episode of Calvin And Hobbes Adventures! Today's Adventure is called Moe's Money Moe's Problem
Calvin: Get onto the tale already.
Calvin is walking into school
Moe: Pay Up Squirt
Calvin: I don't have my money
Moe grabs Calvin by the shirt and is ready to punch him.
Calvin: Oh I found some on the ground right there
Calvin points towards the money that no one can touched because it is cursed
Moe: Tomorrow Squirt
Calvin Laughs evily
A minute later...
Moe: Help I Broke my knee and twisted my ankle
Teacher: 911 we have a hurt stundet with a broken leg
Calvin fake crys
Moe whimpers in pain as he is put onto the strecher
A hour later Moe falls out of his hospital bed yet can walk again (just so more pain can come)
Princpal (over pa system): who took the cursed coins?
Moe: Wha?
Teacher: Anyone have any coins?
Moe raises his hand and walks to the teacher.
Teacher looks at the coins closely.
Teacher: These are the coins!
Moe: Ok
Moe runs off and breaks his leg AGAIN!
Calvin tells Hobbes.
Hobbes runs to the phone and tells Moe.
END