I ignored his question and looked at the others in the group. " Gilbert Belshmedict, Ludwig Belshmedict, Alfred Jones, Matthew Williams, Francis Bonnefoy, and Arther Kirkland." I listed out loud. " Prussia, Germany, America, Canada, France, and England."
"You know us?" Said Gilbert, or Prussia.
"Canada?" My cousin asked, walking over. "Where's Canada?"
I pointed to Matthew. My cousin, after following my finger, ran up to America and hugged him. "I love you Canada!" She squealed.
"Um... " Alfred looked like he was uncomfortable, being hugged by a girl in a wet bathing suit. I giggled, careful not to laugh.
"Ari, that's America. The one with the curly hair and deep blue eyes, is Canada." I told her. She blushed furiously and let go of America and hugged Canada instead.
" Why, no ... How did you get here?" I asked.
" A plane and a car, what are even your citizens stupid America?" England retorted.
I stiffened. He just called me stupid!
I gave him a look from the corner of my eye that looked like 'just wait until the others leave you bastard, and you will pay for that comment'. He caught the look and hid behind his teacup in fear.
"Watch it eyebrows." I threatened aloud. "Too bad Italy isn't here, I think we'd get along very well." I smiled.
"He is, he's just checking us in. Ve vanted to svim before ve vent upstairs." Said Germany.
"Dude, how do you even know us?" America asked, after prying my cousin off his brother.
Gilbird flew from Prussia's shoulder and landed on mine. "Sup Gilbird, yellow as ever you sweet canary." I cooed, pettingde his head underneath his feathers. His feathers proofed and Gilbird closed his eyes in pleasure. He chirped in happiness.
"If Gilbird likes you, then you have to be pretty awesome. Not as awesome as me though." Prussia laughed. " How'd you know where to pet to get him to do that right off the bat?"
"Don't ignore me!" America wailed.
I giggled, " I used to raise birds." I answered Prussia while I grabbed my iPod. I pulled up the first volume of Hetalia I bought from the App Store. I turned my iPod around and showed them.
"Oh mein gott! Japan!" Germany shouted.
"Korea actually created the general idea, and the story line, but Japan helped." I informed. "So, when he says 'hetalia was made in Korea da ze ' you know he won't be lying."
America snickered. I smiled, happy to humor at least one of them.
"So wait... You're all staying in the same room?" Asked Ari.
"No, though I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with Iggy. Ohohohohohon," laughed Francis.
"Go to hell you bloody frog!" Arthur shouted.
"Ugh, and you tell ME not to cuss!" I pouted.
"Ve are going to use ze conference room here for ze vorld conference Monday." Explained Germany. " Ve plan on renting ten rooms, und two countries vill stay in each."
"That's only twenty countries, what about the others? And why this hotel in this particular state, so close to America's Capitol?" Ari asked.
" Unfortunately, zere are only tventy active countries villing to participate in ze meetings. Normally Italy hosts ze conferences, but ze conference building burned down. America offered to host it in his country, and he let Italy choose vhere ve'd have ze meeting. Of course, Italy chose ze hotel zat vas ze closest to an Italian restaurant. In all of America zis hotel is closer to an Italian restaurant zan any other." Germany explained as if he had rehearsed that response several times. Ari shrugged.
"Yyaaaawwwnn~" Prussia fake yawned, completely bored. He ran past me grabbing my hand with the bruised knuckle and dragged me into him. He wrapped his arms around me, gave a battle call of 'cannon ball of awesomeness!' and jumped into the water. I was screaming the whole way. When we came up I was still screaming in pain. In the nine feet I struggled to keep my head above water.
"Vat are you, pussy? Ze vater iz not zat cold you loser." Prussia insulted. I gave him a deadly look, worse than the one I gave England. He red faced and turned his head away.
" I. Have. A. Bruised. Fucking. Knuckle. You ASSHOLE!" I screamed, swimming after him. My younger cousin (younger than Ari) swam a 50meter lap in 8.22 seconds, and I always win when I race against her. I am a fast swimmer. I caught up to Prussia without effort and dunked his head under water.
One thing I noticed while I was struggling to keep my head above water, was that he was also struggling to keep his head up. He came up sputtering water out his nose and mouth and before he could get a breath, I pushed him back under.
Just when I thought Prussia fainted from oxygen loss, he dragged me under water with him and snapped my bathing suit tie. The bottom strap that goes behind my back broke. I had to hold one arm over my chest as I swam up to the surface. I left the pool as fast as I could with my face super red. I ran to the hotel room, that, luckily, wasn't very far from the pool. I changed out of my new ( and now broken) bathing suit into my black bikini. I went back outside and Prussia was just climbing out if the water. I ran like a bull towards him and plowed him into the water. When he swam to the surface I cannon balled in his face, smiling. France joined me, and when Prussia came up he smacked his head like he did to Austria after Prussia had beaten him.
We all then split up into teams and did all sorts of 'awesome' water sports like relay racing, cannon ball contests, and games like Marco polo, categories and my favorite, chicken. America who partnered with Ari, because Canada wanted to be referee, won most of the games, except for the race and chicken. Prussia and I won those. :)
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