Chapter 2:

First break was 20 minutes. ONLY 20 MINUTES! I mean, we come to school, we sit through two hours of the slow, boring words that come out of teachers mouths, that just seem to keep going on and on! And what do we get, 20 lousy minutes! Gosh, when I'm older, I 'm going to complain to the government about it, but ANYWAY. I sat down to have my food when, the 'rabbit' came by. No, not a real rabbit, but a small queer, rabbit looking boy. The reason why we called him, 'rabbit', was because his nosed twitched like every three seconds. Not to mention the fact that all he ate was carrots, and always was telling himself 'I'm late, I'm late, For a very important date' (I know, weird of WHAT!) And most of all, he was about three feet smaller than me AND he was always disappearing whenever you saw him! Now, I know you might think that calling him, 'Rabbit' is bullying, but I only do it in my head, because I'm worried that when I'm older he could sue me. But ANYWAY. Rabbit came over and said,

Rabbit: Hey, Alice.

Alice: Hi

Rabbit: Do you have any…

Alice: What?

Rabbit: Any…

Alice: Yes!

Rabbit: Any..

Alice: Is that all you can say Rab-Ronald?

Rabbit: No! I can say many more things lik-

Alice: JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!

Rabbit: Any…C…arrots?

(After all that trouble, all he wants are some stupid orange vegetables! God!)
Alice: Yes, I do!

Rabbit: CAAAARROOOOOTTTTTTSSSSS! Thanks!

Alice: Now can you…go!

Rabbit: Yep! Bye!

And then he wandered off into the bushes. Wait, let me rephrase that. And then HE WANDERED OFF INTO THE BUSHES! I swear, he must have been brought up in a rabbit den! I mean…SERIOSLY! Anyways…I decided to go and see why Rabbit had 'disappeared' into the bushes, so I walked over to where I had last seen him. I had expected to find him sitting in the middle of the gorge bush or something, but instead when I walked in the first thing I did was…trip; over a huge pile of ugly orange vegetables, in other words, Rabbit's collection of carrots. First of all, WHO IN THE WORLD COLLECTS CARROTS? Second of all, Why does he hide them in a middle of a BUSH and third, why did have to put it in this bush, where Alice Wonder could easily trip over it and get orange carrot stains all over her white socks? Okay, that last one wasn't ENTIRLEY his fault, but SERIOUSLY! Anyway! While I had my fall, I saw Rabbits small, pink nose pop out from behind a bush.

Alice: AHHHHHHHHH!

Rabbit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Alice: WHY ARE YOU HERE!

Rabbits: Shouldn't I be asking YOU?
Alice: Now, you listen here, buddy, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, ever stash your carrots here again!

Rabbit: -(lost for words)

And that is when I walked off. To the bathroom. To clean my orange socks.

And now, you have met the Rabbit, the annoying, carrot-crazy Rabbit. Who you will find later on becomes VERY important.

After first break it was English, the only subject that actually had a sane teacher in it. THE ABSOLUTE ONLY! Anyway, when I got to my English classroom, I decided to sit at the very back, because last time I had sat at the very front Brian HANG-MY-HEAD had kept prodding me is the back with a VERY, SHARP PENCIL! I mean, who DOES that? ANYWAYS, I sat at the very back and took my place next to some girls with black lipstick, and white faces.

EMO: That space is…TAKEN

Alice: For who?

EMO: My squirrel now get off!

Alice: I don't see a…squirrel!

EMO: Well, your gonna run like a squirrel if you don't GET OFF!

Alice: Fine

EMO: (I find another chair) that ones taken too!

Alice: For who?

EMO: My dog!

Alice: Well! I do not see a bunny, squirrel, dog, or ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL ON IT, so I have decided to…SIT HERE!

EMO: FINE. Hmf.

And then Miss Turner arrived…with someone else.