"DAMIAN WANT TO DO WHAT?!" Damian's mother and father questionably yelled simultaneously.
"He want's to find the 6 pieces of the Darrow Family War ring." Tybalt said.
"But it can't be done. We tried but we couldn't find them. Besides, too dangerous." Damian's dad said.
"Aw come on uncle. Damian could be the special pokemon in the prophecy Marco Simmons predicted." Tybalt said.
Damian's father floated in place in silence.
"If that is true, then I guess Damian can look for the pieces of the ring, but I want you to keep a close eye on him. I don't want him to get hurt or killed." Damian's father said.
"Alright. I'll look after him." Tybalt said.
It was 6:24 pm as Damian exited the gate from his family's mansion as he walked to Daisy's mansion.
Damian took a deep breath and ran the door bell.
The door bell sounded like an orchestra made by Mozart.
The silver gates opened as Damian entered the Montague's property.
Damian knocked on the door.
"Hold on. I'll be there in a moment." A handsome male voice said.
Damian floated there in place, looking at the time on his Galaxy 4S.
The doors opened as a Daisy's father walked out and saw Damian.
"Damian Capulet? I'm surprised to see you here." Daisy's father said.
"Surprised huh? I never set foot in your property before, until now. I'm here to see Daisy." Damian said.
"Alright. Come in, but don't touch anything. They're very fragile." Daisy's father said.
The outside of the Montague's house was nice, but the inside?
The inside looked so beautiful.
Painting of the family members of the Montagues all over the walls.
The floor tiles showed Damian's reflection.
The living room had a large diamond encrusted flat screen TV and beautiful silver paint on the walls.
And the kitchen had a reflecting silver refrigerator and a silver oven and a large family table with a bouquet of Gracidea flowers as a center piece.
"Holy shit. The inside of the Montague's home is fucking amazing." Damian thought.
"Daisy is at the basement with her cousin." Daisy's father said.
"Thanks. Where's the basement?" Damian polity asked.
"Go through the living room and stop at the second door you see." Daisy's father said.
"Got it. Thanks." Damian said as he was about to walk away to the basement.
"Oh, if you want, you can stay here for the night." Daisy's father said.
Damian stopped after hearing that.
"Really? My parents know I'm here, but if I'm sleeping over here, I have to let them know." Damian said.
"Don't worry. I'll let them know. If I get into a fight with your father, it'll be worth it." Daisy's father said.
Damian started to smile.
"Thank you Lord Montague." Damian said as he walked away.
In the basement, Daisy was with her cousin, who was a Gallade.
"So are you sure you want to do this?" The Gallade asked in a calm male voice.
"Absolutely. I will find those pieces and stop this feud." Daisy said.
"Daisy? Are you in here?" Damian asked as he walked down the stairs.
"Damian? What are you doing here?" Daisy asked.
"There's something important I need to tell you." Damian said.
"Ahh. Looks like you're not the only one who promise Arceus something." The Gallade said.
"Promise? Daisy, what is Benvolio talking about?" Damian asked.
"I promised Arceus that I would find the 6 pieces of the Darrow Family War ring." Daisy said.
"Hey, so did I. I wanted to tell you, but looks like you found out already." Damian asked.
"I told her. She was watching your brother, Scott arguing with her sister, Courtney. She was crying because she wants the feud to stop, so I told her everything about the Darrow Family War ring and the 6 pieces scattered all over Pokemon Valley." The Gallade explained, now known as Benvolio.
"I understand. Let's go on our search in the morning. I'll go to the PokéMarket to get some food and drinks in the morning." Damian said.
"Sounds like a plan. We'll be waiting at your home." Benvolio said as he walked upstairs.
"Your cousin is really nice to me." Damian said.
"He's nice to everyone. He's more of a peaceful being that doesn't want to pick a fight with random pokemon." Daisy said.
"Oh you know me. I would fight anybody that tries to hurt or kill me." Damian said.
"I know." Daisy said as she kissed Damian on the cheek, making him blush.
"H-H-H-H-Hey. You kissed me." Damian said with a cute blush on his face.
"I know. You might want to get some sleep. Doesn't your parents know you're here?" Daisy asked.
"Yes and I'm sleeping over with you. Your dad is probably talking to my dad and having an argument right now, but he said it's worth it since he likes me." Damian said.
"Oh. Sleep over. You can sleep in my room. I have a bunk bed." Daisy said as she walked upstairs.
Damian followed, but he had this in his mind.
"Have fucking mercy."
Upstairs in the Montagues home, Daisy and Damian walked around and stopped at a door shaped like a tiara.
"This tiara shaped door is my room. My mom and dad think of me as a princess." Daisy said as she opened the door as she and Damian entered the room.
"Holy shit." Damian said.
Daisy's room looks exactly like Damian's room, but the color of the wall is green instead of light blue.
Her Xbox 360 is black with a silver connection headphone.
And her bed is what she said, a bunk bed.
Everything else is the same like Damian's room.
"Like what you see? My room is impressive, right?" Daisy questioned.
"Holy shit. Daisy, your room looks exactly like my room, except my walls are light blue, my Xbox 360 is white, and I don't have a bunk bed. Plus, I don't have a Xbox connection headphone." Damian explained.
"You don't have headphones for your Xbox 360? Why?" Daisy asked.
"At first I wanted one, until I found out that my headpiece on the side of my head can act like one." Damian explained.
"Wow. That's so cool. You want to play my Xbox?" Daisy asked.
"I liked to, but I didn't bring my controller. Plus, I need some sleep so that I could wake up in the morning." Damian said.
"Alright. I understand. Get some sleep so that you can go to the PokéMarket." Daisy said.
"So, which bunk should I sleep in? The top of bottom?" Damian asked.
"Well I normally sleep on the bottom, but since you're here for the night, I sleep on the top." Daisy said.
"Okay. Thanks." Damian said as he lie down on the bed and put a blanket over himself.
"Good night, Daisy." Damian said as he closed his eyes and went to sleep.
Daisy walked up to Damian and kissed his cheek, making Damian smile in a cute way.
"Good night, Prince Damian." Daisy said as she started playing Dead Space on her Xbox 360.
Damian woke up to see that he was in a fiery world.
He sees a red ring with small white skulls on it, but he also sees a large, giant behemoth with a metal claw and big muscles.
The big behemoth was holding Daisy in his metal claw.
He also sees a Politoed, Aria Meloetta, and a Oshawott unconscious.
"RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The behemoth roared as he was running towards Damian like a Charger from Left 4 Dead 2.
"Stop running. I'm warning you." Damian said in fear.
The behemoth still was charging as it was going to attack Damian.
"No stay back. I'm warning you. Stop." Damian said in fear.
The behemoth stopped charging as it punched Damian into a wall.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Damian woke up.
He looked around to see he was back at Daisy's room.
He looked at himself.
He wasn't covered in scars or blood.
"It was just a nightmare, but why was Aria Meloetta, a Politoed, a Oshawott, and Daisy doing in my dream?" Damian asked.
He saw the time.
It was 7:30 am.
He got out of bed and flew up to the bunk bed above him and saw Daisy sleeping there.
"Oh fuck. It was a dream. I better go to the PokéMarket and get some food." Damian said as he opened the window, but stopped as he saw a stack of paper on Daisy's desk.
"I might want to let Daisy know where I am before I leave."
It was 8:00 am as Damian arrived at the PokéMarket.
"I would have Lord Montague walk me here, but this is more important than ruining his beauty sleep." Damian said.
Damian stopped at the front door of the PokéMarket as the front doors opened as he saw a bunch of Flying Type Pokemon, like Skarmorys, Swellows, Fearows, and Xatus.
"What the fuck is going on here?" Damian said, making the Flying Types hear him.
"THERE SHE IS!" A Skarmory shouted as the Flying Types flew at him and stopped in front of Damian.
"You better buy us that new frozen yogurt or we'll hurt you in ways you'll feel pain at." A Xatu said in a British girl accent.
"Fuck off!" Damian shouted as he pushed the Xatu away from him.
"I'm not buying Vanilla of Heaven for you right now. I have better thing to do right now. So why don't you bitches get out of my fucking way and get your own fucking Vanilla of Heaven frozen yogurt with your own fucking money."
The female Flying types was speechless, not to mention, extremely offended and pissed off.
"GET HER!" A Skarmory yelled angrily as she and other Skarmorys was going to attack Damian with Steel Wing.
"Oh you're going to wish you never messed with me." Damian said as he dodged all of the Steel Wings as he grabbed one of the Skarmory's steel clawed feet as he smashed her around like a rag doll.
"Ohh. I'm physically and emotionally hurt." The Skarmory said as Damian threw her at the other female Skarmorys, knocking them all out of the sky and crash into the ground.
The other Flying types got pissed off as they all used Wing Attack, but Damian dodged and turned into his Pirouette Form.
"I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god." Damian sang out in a fast rap tempo as he used Ice Punch one of the Fearows and made her frozen solid.
Damian picked up the frozen Fearow and threw her at the other Fearows, making the ice break apart and knock them all out of the sky and crash into the ground.
The Swellows started using Air Cutter, but Damian used Close Combat to block.
"How could I not blow when I can drop F-bombs." Damian sang out in the same fast rap tempo as he used Thunder on the Swellows, knocking them out and crash into the ground.
Finally, the Xatus used Psyshock, but Damian dodged and used Thunder, but the Xatus dodged.
The Xatus started to use Wing Attack, but Damian was using Close Combat to make the Xatus off their guard.
"PUT THEM ALL ON THE LINE, ADD AN AK-47, A REVOLVER AND A NINE!" Damian sang out in a fast rap tempo as he rapidly used Ice Punch like he's using Close Combat.
The Xatus was punched out of the PokéMarket as Damian used Thunder, knocking out the Xatus.
Damian turned back to his Aria Form as he used Psychic to pick up the Xatus, Fearows, Swellows, and Skarmorys and stuck them together like a ball as he used Ice Punch, making all of the Flying types frozen solid as he used his Psychic to throw them in the forest.
"YEAH! NEXT TIME, THINK AGAIN WHEN YOU MESS WITH DAMIAN CAPULET!" Damian yelled.
Damian turned around and he flew right into a Abomasnow's tough-as-ice face first before he reacted, bumping his head into the ceiling.
"Arghh! SHIT! FUCK!" Damian yelled in pain.
"Sorry miss. I didn't mean to startle you. I just heard a lot of fighting, so I came out of my office to see what was going on and I saw you, standing in front of the entrance." The Abomasnow said in a gruff male voice.
Damian looked at the Abomasnow.
The Abomasnow looked normal, except he was wearing a business bow tie.
"That fighting was me. I was fighting some annoying Flying Types because they want my money for some Vanilla of Heaven frozen yogurt." Damian said.
"Ahh. You must be Aria Meloetta." The Abomasnow said in anger.
"WHAT?! OH HELL NO I'M NOT, NOR I EVER WANT TO BE A FUCKING SLUTTY WHORE!" Damian yelled angrily as he picked up a rock and threw it.
"O…Kay. Sorry about that. You just look like her, but your attitude? Holy shit." The Abomasnow said.
"Sorry. You just pissed me off a little." Damian said.
"I'm sorry about that. I just don't like Aria Meloetta. My name is Snowshard." The Abomasnow said, now known as Snowshard.
"Nice to meet you, Snowshard. My name is Damian. Damian Capulet." Damian greeted himself to Snowshard.
"Capulet? One of the feuding families in the city?" Snowshard asked.
"Yes. It's nice to meet you. I'm just here to get some food and drinks and I'll be on my way." Damian said.
"Well, I am the big boss of the PokéMarket. Come in and get whatever you like." Snowshard said as he let Damian in the market.
"You probably know that my parents are millionaires. They have a shit load of money." Damian said.
"I know that. No normal pokemon can live in a mansion without that amount of money." Snowshard said as Damian used his Psychic to grab bread, Oran Berries, and Cheri Berries.
"I know, right? You don't mind if I check your storage area, do you?" Damian asked.
"I don't mind. Go ahead." Snowshard said as Damian went into the storage room as the automatic doors opened.
Damian noticed all of the stacks of cardboard boxes.
"Oh this is going to be a fucking slam duAAAAAAAAA!" Damian screamed as he slipped and fell on his back on the cold floor.
Snowshard heard Damian scream and ran over to him as he found him on the floor, but the floor was covered in golden icing.
"Are you okay?" Snowshard asked.
"Yeah I fine. I just slipped and fell on the floor." Damian said as he got up on his feet.
"Why is there Vanilla of Heaven flavored icing on the floor?" Snowshard asked.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Damian said as he looked down at the floor.
He had a disgusted look on his face.
"AAAAA! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WET PILE OF SHIT DOING HERE?!" Damian yelled as he placed his hand on the icing and examined it.
"Well? Where did the icing came from? Obviously the Dairy aisle, but how did it get from the Dairy aisle to here?" Snowshard asked.
Damian finished examining the icing as he splat it on the floor.
"Aria Meloetta was here and she fucked herself with the icing." Damian said.
"Shit. There's a good reason to not like Aria Meloetta. Thank you for figuring it out. You are nothing like Aria Meloetta." Snowshard said.
"No I'm nothing like her. I'm more of a Meloetta who can fight anybody." Damian said.
"So you're more of a gang banger? Pokemon that is in a gang and fight random pokemon" Snowshard asked.
"Well I'm sort of a gang banger. I'm not in a gang, but I love to fight." Damian said as he just realized the groceries he's going to buy.
"I almost forgot. How much money do I have to pay for the bread, Oran Berries, and Cheri Berries?" Damian asked.
"Well, since you found out that Meloetta was here and fucked herself with icing without paying for it, the groceries you're buying is on the house." Snowshard said.
"Really? I'm getting it for free?" Damian questioned.
"Yes and …" Snowshard stopped as he grabbed a ladder and climbed up and grabbed a box.
"…this box of fruit, water, and all kinds of berries for free." Snowshard finished.
"Wow. Thank you. It won't be a waste for what I'm going to do this summer." Damian said as he carried the bread, Oran Berries, Cheri Berries, and the box of fruits and berries with his Psychic and left the PokéMarket.
At the Capulet mansion, Benvolio, Daisy, and Tybalt was outside the gates as Damian flew down towards them.
"Wow. When you said you're going to buy food and water, you really mean it." Daisy said.
"Aw shit. It was nothing." Damian said.
"Damian, there's something I forgot to give you before you left the mansion last night." Tybalt said as he gave Damian a special GPS.
"What's this for, cuz?" Damian asked.
"That GPS is going to help you find the pieces, if it works that is." Tybalt said.
"It's working. What do you mean by that?" Damian asked.
"When your parents was looking for the 6 pieces of the ring, that GPS never found one. Never found even one piece. So if the prophecy is true, it could be possible that you can find one piece of the Darrow Family War ring." Tybalt explained.
"I see. Tell me, how do I know if this thing find a piece?" Damian asked.
"If it starts beeping fast and loud and the screen is flashing one of these colors on the specific location, that means that a ring piece is close to where you are." Tybalt explained.
"So what are the 6 pieces of the Darrow Family War ring?" Damian asked.
"You already know there are 6 pieces, but the 6 pieces are the Red Ring of Death, the Blue Bezzle of Life, the Green Necklace of War, the Blood Bottle, the Wand of Darkness, and finally, the Gold Chains of Destruction." Tybalt explained.
"So a red light means the Red Ring of Death, a blue light means the Blue Bezzle of Life, green light means the Green Necklace of War, dark red means the Blood Bottle, purple means the Wand of Darkness, and gold means the Gold Chains of Destruction. I get it." Damian said.
"Good luck. You're going to need it." Benvolio said.
"Aren't you guys coming with me and Daisy?" Damian said.
"We could, but I have something important to do with you father." Tybalt said.
"And I have to run some errands." Benvolio said.
"Good luck to the both of you." Tybalt said as he entered the Capulet mansion and Benvolio gave Daisy a kiss on the cheek before he left.
"Alright Daisy, let go ring piece hunting." Damian said as he went into the forest that's close to Rainbow Park.
"Hey. Wait for me." Daisy said as she followed Damian into the forest.
It was 8:30 am as Damian and Daisy was walking in circles in the forest as Damian was drinking a bottle of water while looking at his GPS Tybalt gave him.
"Damian, it's been a half hour. Maybe Tybalt's right, we'll never find those pieces." Daisy said.
"Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but I'm not giving up." Damian said.
"I'm not giving up either, but can we at least take a break?" Daisy said.
"Yeah. Let's take a break." Damian said.
Damian stopped and lie his head on a large tree branch that was on the grassy ground.
"I'm going to take a nap. If the GPS starts beeping, wake me up." Damian said as he closed his eyes.
"You want me to carry you?" Daisy asked.
"Are you sure about that? You're smaller than me." Damian said in his sleep.
"Well you're taking a nap and I could carry you so that we can lo-"
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"That better not be my phone." Damian said.
Daisy looked at the GPS as she heard it beep and she saw a red light on the screen of the GPS.
"Oh my Arceus. Damian, a ring piece is near by." Daisy said, making Damian wake up.
"What? Seriously?" Damian asked as he picked up the GPS.
"Holy shit. You're right. We got to go there. The GPS says that the…Red Ring of Death is at the Poliwag farm." Damian said as he grabbed Daisy and flew away to the Poliwag farm.
Damian and Daisy arrived at the Poliwag farm as Damian landed at the front door of a log cabin that was close to the Poliwag farm.
Damian gently put Daisy down as he placed the left side of his head at the door to the log cabin.
"Is there anybody in there?" Daisy asked.
"Yeah. I hear cooking and talking. I'm going to knock." Damian said.
"Hey Damian. Look what I found." Daisy said as Damian turned around to face Daisy.
"An icing covered root? Aria Meloetta was here too? What's next, Meloetta living in this log cabin?" Damian said as he knocked on the door to the log cabin.
"Oshawott, can you get the door?" A comedic male voice said.
"Can you get it? I'm busy right now." Oshawott said.
"Fuck you man. I'm more busy than you." The comedic male voice said.
"Yeah! Well I'm watching cartoons!" Oshawott shouted.
"GET THE FUCKING DOOR!" The comedic male voice said angrily.
"Either they're gay or they're house mates." Damian said.
"I'm going with the second choice." Daisy said.
"Me too." Damian said.
The locks turned as the door opened as a Oshawott came out of the log cabin.
"Fucking frog. Telling me what to do." Oshawott said as he turned his head to face Damian and Daisy.
"Whoa. Hello there." Oshawott greeted, slightly blushing.
"Hi. My name is Daisy Montague and this is Damian Capulet." Daisy said.
"Hello Daisy and Damian. My name is Oshawott. Can I help you with anything?" Oshawott asked.
"Save it, Oshawott. I'm here to look for something." Damian said as he floated inside the log cabin.
The outside of the log cabin looked like a traditional log cabin, but the inside, it actually looked like any regular suburban home…and it was more than enough for Oshawott and his house mate. The cabin had a kitchen with the most expensive appliances imaginable while the living room held in just as much luxury, especially with a huge 90 inch 1080p High Definition television! And even upstairs, it had three bedrooms, all with waterbeds, and two bathrooms, plus a third small one with just a sink and a toilet in the lower floor.
"Nice place, but my mansion is better both inside and out." Damian said as he looked at his GPS, that was still locating the Red Ring of Death.
"Uhh. Between you and me, your friend Damian is very pretty. She's like lighting my heart on fire." Oshawott whispered to Daisy, who shook her head in embarrassment.
"Between you, me, and Damian, she is more of a he." Daisy whispered, making Oshawott turn pale as he fell on the ground.
"Damian's a boy? If he's a boy, then why is he a Meloetta?" Oshawott questioned.
"I don't know. And besides, I'm his girlfriend." Daisy said.
"Oshawott? Who's at the door?" The comedic male voice asked.
"A Meloetta and a Shaymin." Oshawott said.
"Say what? Meloetta? But she's in the bath tube." The comedic male voice said.
"I spoke too soon. Aria Meloetta IS here. Aw shit fuck. I can't look for the Red Ring of Death with that whore around." Damian thought.
"Well tell Meloetta that breakfast is ready." The comedic male voice said.
"I'm busy with our guest." Oshawott said.
"Fine, I'll tell her. MELOETTA, BREAKFAST IS READY!" The comedic male voice yelled.
"That's it. I'm going to find out who this other guy is." Damian said as he floated to the kitchen to find a Politoed.
"Mmm. Poliwag farm close to this log cabin, male Politoed living close to the farm. Makes perfect and ironic sense." Damian said, making the Politoed turn around.
"Already down here and dry from your bath. Impressive." The Politoed said.
"What? What the fuck are you talking about?" Damian asked in a confused way.
The Politoed walked to Damian and stopped.
His face was very close to Damian's face as he licked his lips.
"You probably can't wait to play with me and Oshawott with that sexy icing of yours." The Politoad said as he was very close to Damian's face, but Damian pushed the Politoed back.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! TRYING TO KISS ME ON MY LIPS?! NO WAY IN HELL!" Damian yelled in anger.
"Weird. You weren't like this yesterday. You were like all over my tongue in the pool yesterday." The Politoed said.
"What? No, no, no, no, no. A, I just met you. B, I'm not who you think I am. And C, 'all over my toungue?' What kind of sick ass bitch wants that slobbery piece of shit?" Damian explained.
"Oh. I'm sorry. I mistaken you for my new house/icing mate. You must be our house guest Oshawott invited in. My name is Toldor." The Politoed said, now known as Toldor.
"Ironic name 'cause you're a frog pokemon." Damian said.
"Okay. I do have to admit, my name is a little ironic, but Meloetta doesn't care." Toldor said.
"Yeah, well I care. My name's Damian. Damian Capulet." Damian said.
"Capulet? You're one of the Capulet family members in the feuding families." Toldor said.
"Yes and so is my girlfriend." Damian said.
Toldor chuckled.
"Something funny about that?"
"Well yeah. You have a girlfriend. What are you, a lesbian?" Toldor asked, making Damian slightly pissed off.
"No. You see, I'm a boy. A male Meloetta." Damian said, surprising Toldor.
"Say what? Aren't Meloetta's usually girls?" Toldor asked.
"Yes, but ask my parents why my body is a Meloetta." Damian said.
"I'm sorry if I offended you. I'm just surprised. Well, welcome to my home. I'm the owner of the Poliwag farm." Toldor said.
"That explains why you have a kick-ass log cabin. You're getting a lot of fat stacks of shit to have some living condition like this." Damian said as he opened the fridge.
"Well enjoy your visit." Toldor said as he place 3 plates on the table.
Daisy and Oshawott entered the kitchen as Daisy saw Damian taking out a bottle of water as he opened it.
"Damian, I though we're looking for you know what, not drink from a fancy log cabin." Daisy said.
"Ohhh Toldor. I'm coming down." A angelic voice said.
"There's a third house mate?" Daisy asked.
"Yup. That was Aria Meloetta." Toldor said.
"What? Oh hell no. I'm not going to be here, listening to that horny, ratchet skank." Daisy said, surprising Damian.
"I can understand that you don't like Meloetta, but really? Horny, ratchet skank?" Oshawott said.
Aria Meloetta did a sexy walk into the kitchen with her eyes closed as she bumped into Damian.
"Hey! What the fuck was that for?!" Damian asked in anger.
Meloetta opened her eyes and turned around.
"Oh I'm sorry. I didn't…" Meloetta stopped as she saw Damian.
"…see…you…there! You're me!" Meloetta shouted in excitement.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I look like you, but I'm not exactly like you." Damian said.
"Really? You are exactly like me." Meloetta said.
"There are two differences between you and me." Damian said.
"Really? What?" Meloetta said with a smile on her face.
"Number one: I'm a boy and number two: I'm not like YOU." Damian said.
This made Meloetta jump in surprise as she fell backwards and land on her butt.
"What do you mean by the second difference?" Meloetta asked.
"He means that he's not like you. He means that he doesn't buy icing and…well, you know." Daisy explained as she gagged in disgust.
"Oh, I see. So you're a male Meloetta. Interesting. I would definitely have some icing with someone like you, baby." Meloetta said in a flirting tone.
"No thanks, miss icing fucker. I don't want to be like you, EVER!" Damian shouted in anger.
"Uh Meloetta. I think it's best to leave Damian out of your icing craving." Oshawott said.
"Aww. Alright." Meloetta said depressingly as she sat down at the dining table.
Damian and Daisy went into the living room as Damian grabbed the TV remote and changed the channel to watch a movie about fighting and sat on the couch.
"Why would Meloetta think I would have a fuck fest with her shitty ass icing?" Damian asked.
"I don't know. She's just as the usual horny self as she is. She doesn't really get that you're more of a gang banger. A pokemon that would fight someone, no matter how strong or weak they are." Daisy said.
"You're right. Meloetta is her slutty self as usual. I would rather punch somebody in the face instead of fucking her with icing, besides, that would be impossible considering what my body looks like." Damian said.
"So how are we going to get the Red Ring of Death when Meloetta is in our way?" Daisy asked.
"If we find that thing, Meloetta will try and take it from us. If she does, then I'll just have to give her my own two fist." Damian said.
"Isn't it wrong to hit a girl?" Daisy asked.
"Not in this city. In the morning when I was at the PokéMarket, I beat up a bunch of female Flying type pokemon because they wanted my money." Damian said.
"I see. That would make sense." Daisy said.
"YOU SICK FROG!" Oshawott's voice was heard from the other room as Damian and Daisy saw him run upstairs to the bathroom, holding his mouth with his flipper.
"What the fuck was that about?" Damian asked.
"I don't know, but he sound disgusted and angry." Daisy said.
"I better go check on him." Damian said as he floated upstairs to the bathroom.
"Hey Oshawott?" Damian questioned.
"Damian?" Oshawott questioned as Damian heard him vomit from the bathroom.
"You okay in there? You sound like you got poison from a infected Weezing." Damian said.
"Sorry. It's just that Toldor put his dick in the pancakes to impress Meloetta." Oshawott said as he continued to vomit.
Damian face palmed himself after hearing that.
"What kind of a sick ass motherfucker would put his piss in pancakes? That's just mess up shit." Damian said.
"I don't know. It's just that me and Toldor fucked Meloetta yesterday in the swimming pool. I fucked her in the ass." Oshawott said as he flushed the toilet.
Damian had a disgusted look on his face as he gagged in disgust.
"Something tells me that you don't like to hear that." Oshawott said.
"To be honest, no. I don't want to hear that shit. That whore to me, Meloetta is a sick ass motherfucking slutty bitch. I'm nothing like her." Damian said.
"Really? If you're not like Aria Meloetta, then what kind of Meloetta do you expect me to call you?" Oshawott asked.
Damian sighed.
He didn't want to tell him this, but if he wants Oshawott to understand, he might have too.
"Oshawott, are you done vomiting?" Damian asked.
"Yes. Why?" Oshawott asked.
"Can you come out of the bathroom?" Damian asked.
"Okay." Oshawott said as he opened the door.
"This is between you and me. Got it?" Damian said.
"Got it." Oshawott said.
"Alright. When I was 7 years old, I wanted to be in a gang. So I told my mom and she slapped me and said 'that's in case you do something stupid,' then she slapped me again and said 'that's in case you like it.' I was never a Meloetta when I was born." Damian explained.
"If you weren't a Meloetta when you were born, then how come you are one now?" Oshawott asked.
"I became a Meloetta because I got into an accident. I was a Zigzagoon when I was young." Damian said.
"If you were a Zigzagoon, then how did your body change into a Meloetta?" Oshawott asked.
"Well, I got into this accident. I was skateboarding at the Rainbow Park skate park. My mom and dad was there. It was a skate competition to see who can do better tricks. I wanted to do the most impossible skateboard trick in the world. The Heart Stopper. I tried to do that trick when I was 7 and I was one of the performers. So I attempted the trick, but I made one mistake and crashed on my face and ribs. That one mistake cost me everything. My ribs broke and my body was bleeding. My mom and dad called the hospital right away." Damian explained his sad story.
Oshawott has his fave full of tears.
"Oh my Arceus. That's was a sad story. What happened next?" Oshawott said.
"Do you really want to know more?" Damian asked.
"Yes. What happened next?"
"Well, the paramedics rushed me into the ambulance. I was so unconscious after losing all of that blood. The doctors couldn't fix my face and ribs. I was told that they had no other choice."
"What were the only choice they have?" Oshawott asked.
"They had to give my body a different pokemon DNA instead of Zigzagoon DNA. They showed me 5 beakers of DNA. They were red, green, blue, white, and orange. I wanted to ask them what the DNA samples are, but I didn't have any time left to ask because I was dying of blood loss. So I picked the beaker with the blue DNA before I passed out. So the doctors put the blue DNA in a very sharp needle as they stick the needle through my body." Damian explained.
"Wow. So what happened next?" Oshawott asked.
"I woke up to see that my parents was in my hospital room. The doctor was there too. The doctor grabbed a mirror to see what I look like and I was surprised to see my reflection. I though I was dreaming, but I wasn't. I was actually a Meloetta. I had the body of a Meloetta. The black dress, the treble clef headpiece, the green hair with the light blue dots, the pure white skin, everything a Meloetta's body had. I though my friends and other family members wouldn't recognize me, but when my sister, older brother, and cousin saw me, they recognized me. When I was at school, my friends and teachers recognized me even though my body looked different. I though I wasn't happy with my new body appearance until I like 35, but one day in high school, the school bully was picking on my friends, so I turned into my Pirouette Form and beat up the school bully. I also got detention for that, but after I spent my lunch time in detention, everybody was cheering for me and I became so popular at school." Damian explained as he started smiling.
"Wow. That's amazing. So did you start skateboarding again?" Oshawott asked.
Damian smile went away after hearing that.
"No. After I almost died from trying to do the Heart Stopper, my mom told me that I can never skateboard ever again. I promised her and Arceus that I would never skateboard again." Damian said.
"Wow. I'm sorry I made you talk about this." Oshawott said.
"No it's okay. I'm glad I talked about this. So after I beat up the school bully and became popular, the kids at my school called me a gang banger because I'm a bad ass, I can kick anybody's ass, and I hang out with my friends. So I'm more of a gang banger Meloetta." Damian said.
"I understand. Well, I'm going back to the dining table. Thanks for telling me your differences between you and Aria Meloetta." Oshawott said as he walked down stairs.
"No problem." Damian said as he floated down stairs.
Daisy was watching 21 Jump Street as Damian came down stairs and sat down next to Daisy on the couch.
"Watching 21 Jump Street?" Damian asked.
"Yes. It's a really funny movie, especially when Schmidt shot Mr. Walters' dick off. He was like 'AAAA! YOU SHOT ME IN THE DICK! AW SHIT, YOU SHOT MY FUCKING DICK!'" Daisy said in a mocking tone.
"I liked the part when chicken truck exploded and they were like 'that's what exploded?'" Damian said in a mocking tone.
"Oh yeah. Pfff. All those chickens screamed and all those feathers flying around." Daisy said.
Just then, Toldor, Meloetta, and Oshawott was about to walk out of the front door of the log cabin.
Damian and Daisy noticed them.
"Where are you guys going?" Daisy asked.
"We're going to the Poliwag farm. You want to come?" Oshawott asked.
"The Poliwag farm? That's where the Red Ring of Death is located. We have to get it, but with Meloetta in the way, things won't be pretty. Whatever, if that slut wants to come with us to who knows what the Red Ring of Death takes us, then fine, as long as she isn't bothering us." Damian thought.
"Sure." Damian answered Oshawott's question.
"Alright. Come on." Toldor said as he, Meloetta, and Oshawott was about to leave, but Damian used his Psychic to grab Oshawott and Toldor.
"Huh? Hey, aren't you suppose to go to the farm?" Meloetta asked.
"We'll be there soon, my icing loving baby." Toldor said, making Damian gag in disgust.
"Alright." Meloetta said as she floated to the farm.
Damian put Toldor and Oshawott down on the wooden floor.
"Is there something you want to tell us, Damian?" Toldor asked.
"Yes. Don't tell Meloetta, but me and my girlfriend are looking for a ring piece." Damian said.
"A ring piece? You mean the Darrow Family War ring?" Oshawott asked.
"How do you know that?" Damian asked.
"I read history." Oshawott said.
"Well yes. This is very important to us. We need to get that piece and we can't let Aria Meloetta know about this. Can you guys do us a favor and keep Meloetta away from the Darrow ring piece?" Daisy asked.
"I don't know. Meloetta can be trusted." Toldor said.
"Oh sure. She can be trusted with her crappy icing fetish and the fact that she has sex with anybody she sees. And not to mention, her horny shenanigans and shit. Tell me, how can Meloetta be trusted when all I see from her is a horny smile on her face and the fucking horny feeling between her brain and her privets?" Damian asked.
Toldor and Oshawott haven't thought about that when Damian and Daisy was talking about the Darrow Family War ring.
"Yeah. That's what I thought." Damian said.
"Okay. We'll try and keep Meloetta away from the Darrow ring piece. After all, we are her icing mates." Toldor said, making Damian and Daisy gag in disgust.
30 minutes later at the Poliwag farmhouse, Oshawott was being chased by a bunch of hungry and angry Poliwags, Toldor and an invisible Aria Meloetta watch with anime sweat drops behind their heads and looks of complete disbelief, and Damian and Daisy was looking for the Red Ring of Death in the farmhouse.
"Did you find anything?" Daisy asked.
"My GPS is still locating the Red Ring of Death. It's beeping even louder every time I get close, but it's leading me to this wall." Damian said.
Daisy thought about this for a moment, until she got an idea.
"I think the Red Ring of Death is outside of the farmhouse." Daisy said.
"You really think so?" Damian asked.
"Let's see where the GPS takes us then." Daisy said as she walked outside.
Damian followed her.
The GPS was still leading Damian to the same direction until,
BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
"I'm standing on top of it." Damian said as he landed his feet on the ground.
"Yes. The Red Ring of Death is right here."
"I'll asked Toldor if he has shovels." Daisy said.
4 mintues later, Daisy and Toldor came out of the Poliwag farmhouse.
Toldor was caring a shovel.
"So this is where the Red Ring of Death is?" Toldor asked.
"Yes. It says so on my GPS." Damian said.
"Alright then. I'll dig it up for you." Toldor said as he started digging.
10 minutes later
"I found nothing. I continuously dug a hole for 10 minutes and I found nothing." Toldor said.
"But my GPS says it should be where that hole is." Damian said.
"Well…" Toldor said as he climbed out of the deep hole.
"…Maybe there's another way to get it." Toldor said.
"Like what?" Daisy asked.
"Maybe you need to use your imagination." Toldor said.
"Our imagination? Are you sure?" Damian asked.
"I'm just guessing. Try it." Toldor said.
Damian closed his eyes as the hole Toldor dug started glowing red as a red light came out of the hole, stopping time.
The only ones that was still moving was Damian, Daisy, Toldor, Oshawott, and Meloetta.
The Poliwags wasn't moving.
Oshawott and Meloetta got suspicious as they rushed outside, but Oshawott realized what's going on as he jumped on Meloetta and pinned her down.
"Hey. What are you doing, Oshawott?" Meloetta asked.
"Trust me. You do not want to know what's out there." Oshawott said.
"Come on. Let me up and I'll give you an extra serving of my icing." Meloetta said.
"I would love that, but sorry. I can't let you see what's out there." Oshawott said.
The red light stopped as a ghostly red hand grabbed Toldor and dropped him into the hole he dug.
"What the fuck is that?" Damian said as he avoided the ghostly hand from grabbing him.
"Oshawott, let me go." Meloetta said as she was struggling.
"I can't, even if you give me extra icing." Oshawott said.
"Then you leave me with no choice." Meloetta said as her light blue eyes started glowing as she used her Psychic to move Oshawott off of her.
"Oh no. DAMIAN!" Oshawott yelled as Meloetta rushed out of the Poliwag farm, with Oshawott beside her with her Psychic.
The red ghostly hand was about to grab Damian, but Meloetta didn't know where she was going, since the light from the hand was too bright as she bumped into Damian.
"Arghh! What the fuck, Meloetta!" Damian shouted as the red ghostly hand grabbed Meloetta and Oshawott and dropped them both down the hole Toldor dug.
"OH SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WE GOT TO GO DOWN THERE!" Damian yelled to Daisy.
"Why?" Daisy asked.
"Didn't you see that hand? It grabbed Toldor, Oshawott, and Meloetta, who I really don't care about." Damian said.
"Plus, the Red Ring of Death must be down there. We have to get it."
"You're right. Come on. Let's get that ring piece." Daisy said as she jumped down the hole.
Damian followed her as he jumped down the hole.
"HOLY SSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!" Damian screamed as he landed his head hard on a floor, unconscious.
Damian's eye lids started to tremble as he started to open his eyes.
His vision was blurry.
"Damian? Damian? Damian, are you okay?" A voice said.
Damian's vision became clear as he saw Daisy by his left side.
"D-D-Daisy?" Damian said.
"Damian, are you okay?" Daisy asked.
"Yeah. I think so. My head hurts real bad, but I should be fine." Damian said.
"Where's Toldor, Oshawott, and Meloetta?" Damian asked.
"I don't know, but you got to see this." Daisy said as she started walking to a light.
Damian followed her.
The light became too bright as Damian covered his eyes.
The light was gone as Damian uncovered his eyes to see that the light was gone, but he saw a large fountain, 7 doors, and a broken, abandoned, and large staircase.
Damian recognized this place.
"Holy shit." Damian said.
"What? Something wrong?" Daisy asked.
"I seen this place in a video game, but I never expected it to be real." Damian said.
"You seen this place before?" Daisy asked.
"Yes. This is from NIGHTS Journey of Dreams. This is the Dream Gate." Damian said.
"You are exactly correct, young man." A British female voice said.
Damian and Daisy was looking around as they looked up at the sky to see something fly around.
The mysterious figure landed as it revealed to be a Noivern.
"What? Who are you?" Damian asked.
"I am Susan Starling. One of the former feuding families in the past. I was born 34 years ago." The Noivern said, now known as Susan.
"Why are we at the Dream Gate from NIGHTS Journey of Dreams?" Damian asked.
"Because this is the former Darrow Family Chamber of History, but since the 6 pieces of the Darrow War ring was separated, the pieces was locked into all these 6 doors." Susan said.
"What's this 7th door for?" Daisy asked.
"That's just the way out of here, but it won't open unless you get the piece you located." Susan said.
"Alright. Enough explanations, have you seen a Politoed, an Oshawott, and a Meloetta go through here?" Damian asked.
"They went in that door, where the Red Ring of Death is." Susan said as she pointed at a glowing red door.
The picture on the top of the door had a red skull on it.
"Oh shit. We got to go in there. Not only for the Red Ring of Death, but for Toldor, Oshawott, and Meloetta, who I really don't care about." Damian said.
"You're right. Let's go." Daisy said as she ran to the door.
Damian opened the door as Daisy went inside.
Damian was about to go inside, but Susan stopped him.
"Wait. There's something I forgot to mention. If you played NIGHTS Journey of Dreams, there will always be a boss fight. This is different, the main boss in this door is a vicious, strong, and deadly monster. His hand was replaced with a metal one that can pack any metal weapon. He can use a Claw, Drill, Shotgun, and a Metal Wrecking Ball that is heat resistance. Be careful." Susan explained.
"Okay. I'll be careful. Thanks for the warning." Damian said as he went inside the door.
A light appeared, blinding Damian as he covered his eyes.
The light died out as Damian appeared at a outdoor storage house, with a crashed airplane and there was fire everywhere.
Damian recognized this place.
"Oh no. Not this place." Damian said as he saw Aria Meloetta rushed by and hide behind a storage box where Damian was.
"Meloetta, what's going on out there?" Damian asked.
"Something big and scary is out there and Oshawott and Toldor is fighting it." Meloetta said in fear.
Damian pushed Meloetta out of the way and saw what Meloetta and Susan was talking about.
There was a big behemoth that was brownish, pale dark color.
It had leather black pants on with big leather black boots.
It had 8 pecks on its chest with large muscles on its arms.
It's left hand was a large metal claw.
And it's face is mess up ugly.
"Holy fucking shit. It can't be." Damian said.
"What is that thing?" Meloetta asked.
"I don't know if you play video games, but that freakin' ugly behemoth is Ustanak from Resident Evil 6. I hated fighting that thing when I was playing Resident Evil 6 and now I have to fight him in real life." Damian said.
"But I thought you said you can fight anything." Meloetta said in a flirting tone.
"You're flirting voice is not breaking through my head to have sex with you, but you're right. I can fight anything." Damian said.
"Good. You do the fighting, I'll do the icing." Meloetta said as she took out a carton of icing from under her dress.
"Oh no you don't." Damian said as he took the icing out of Meloetta's hands and threw it behind him.
Damian didn't realize that he threw the carton of icing at Ustanak as he roared loudly in anger.
"You're going to fight too. I don't care if you like it or not and you're not going to convince that tall, dark, and ugly behemoth with your fucking pussy." Damian said in anger as Meloetta had a scared look on her face.
"If you want to survive, you're going to use your own hands and feet in order to stay alive." Damian said as he noticed Meloetta's look on her face.
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!"
"Damian…"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!"
"…B-B-B-BEHIND YOU!" Meloetta yelled in fear.
Damian turned around to see Ustanak behind him as Ustanak harshly grabbed Damian with his metal claw and had a tight grip on him.
"AAAAAAAAAA!" Damian screamed in pain.
Toldor heard Damian as he rushed to Ustanak and used Brick Break on his chest.
Ustanak lost some of his grip as Damian slipped out his metal claw and kicked Ustanak in the face.
"WWRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Ustanak roared in anger as he was about to smash Damian, but Toldor came and blocked it with Brick Break.
"LET'S MOVE!" Damian yelled as he grabbed Meloetta's arm and dragged her away from Ustanak.
Damian was hiding behind a different storage box with Meloetta.
"Meloetta, like it or not, you have to fight. Try to not get hurt." Damian said as he turned into his Pirouette Form and rushed at Ustanak, using Ice Punch.
Meloetta was hiding as she was watching Toldor, Oshawott, and Damian fight Ustanak as she looked at her quarter note shaped hands.
"Should I fight that scary thing?" Meloetta asked herself as she saw Ustanak punch Damian hard as Damian crashed into a storage box.
"I can't take anymore. We're no match against that fucking monster." Oshawott said.
"You think?" Toldor asked sarcastically.
Ustanak was about to attack Oshawott and Toldor with his metal claw until Meloetta zapped him with Thunderbolt.
"You're not going to hurt my icing mates, motherfucker." Meloetta said.
Ustanak turned around as he extended his metal claw and grabbed Meloetta and had a harsh tight grip.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA! SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Meloetta screamed in pain as Damian came out of nowhere used Close Combat on Ustanak, making Ustanak lose some of his grip as Meloetta punched Ustanak in the face and losen herself from Ustanak's grip.
"Thanks Damian." Meloetta said with gratitude.
"Don't thank me yet. We still got a big son of a bitch to fight." Damian said as he used Close Combat on Ustanak.
Toldor jumped up high and used Ice Beam.
"WWRRRRRAAAAAA!" Ustanak roared angrily as he climbed up a storage box and disappeared.
"Let's get the fuck out of here." Toldor said as he ran to a tall gate.
"Wait. Where's Daisy?" Damian asked.
"Hiding behind one of those storage boxes." Oshawott said.
Damian turned around as he saw Daisy come out.
"Oh thank Arceus you're alright." Damian said as he hugged Daisy.
"You were worried about me, were you?" Daisy asked.
"Yes. Come on, let's get out of here." Damian said as he climbed up the tall gate with Oshawott and Daisy.
"Let's go." Oshawott said as Ustanak came out of nowhere and shot out a gun blast, but Damian helped Daisy and Oshawott dodge as he landed on the other side of the gate.
"Oh SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! THAT THING IS GOING TO KILL US WITH THAT SHOTGUN ARM!" Meloetta screamed in fear.
"Not on my watch." Toldor said as he grabbed Meloetta's arm and dodged the shotgun blast from Ustanak.
"Arghh. Is anybody hurt?" Oshawott asked.
"No. We're okay." Damian said.
"We need to bust through that gate." Daisy said.
"How the hell are we suppose to do that?" Oshawott asked.
"With this abandoned bus." Damian said as he tried to start the engine, but failed.
"Looks like it's not working." Daisy said.
"The engine is at the back. We need to fix it." Damian said.
"I can fix it. I fix Toldor's tractor once." Oshawott said as he lifted up the latch and fixed the engine.
"It ready to roll." Oshawott said.
"Here we go." Damian said as he started the engine of the bus.
The bus engine started as the bus crashed through the gates and crashed into a wall, making an explosion as some of the fire hit a metal electrical tower.
"Eat this you son of a bitch!" Oshawott said as he used Razor Shell on Ustanak.
Ustanak was about to shoot Oshawott, but Toldor used Bubblebeam and then used Brick Break on Ustanak's face.
"Nobody get's killed on my watch." Toldor said as he used Ice Beam, but Ustanak blocked it with his metal shotgun arm.
Damian rushed to Ustanak and used Close Combat, but Ustanak hit Damian with a shotgun bullet.
"ARGHH! THAT HURT!" Damian yelled as he used Thunder, paralyzing Ustanak a little, but that didn't stop Ustanak's speed as he climbed up a storage box.
"What's he doing?" Daisy asked.
"He's switching back to his claw." Damian said as Ustanak took off the shotgun and put on the metal claw.
"WWWRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA!" Ustanak roared as he extended his claw and grabbed Daisy.
"DAISY!" Damian yelled as he rushed over to Ustanak and used Ice Punch, making him release Daisy from his claw.
"Daisy, can you fight?" Damian asked.
"Yes. Yes I can." Daisy said.
"Alright. Let's take down this ugly son of a bitch." Damian said as he used Thunder, but Ustanak blocked it with his metal claw.
Ustanak jumped off the storage box and charged at Damian, but Toldor stopped Ustanak with Bubblebeam as he used Ice Beam.
Daisy used Energy Ball and Oshawott used Hydro Pump.
After Ustanak got hit by that, he put his hand on his metal claw and took it off.
"Ha, giving up already." Meloetta said as she playfully spanked her butt.
"He's not giving up yet. We can still beat him." Damian said as Ustanak punched Damian at a storage box.
"DAMIAN!" Daisy yelled as she used Air Slash.
Toldor was about to attack until he noticed a crate that has propane tanks as he jumped up and pushed the crate as it fell and broke, releasing the tanks.
"What are you doing?" Oshawott asked.
"Trust me." Toldor said.
"HEY SHIT FOR BRAINS!"
Ustanak turned around after hearing that as he roared in anger as he was charging at Toldor.
Toldor used Bubblebeam at the propane tanks, making them explode.
Ustanak roared in anger as Damian came out of nowhere and did a harsh super kick on Ustanak's face.
Ustanak roared in pain as Damian rushed over to Ustanak at top speed as he used Ice Punch with all his power on the side of Ustanak's face as some saliva came out of Ustanak's mouth.
After getting hit in the side of the head, Ustanak fell off his feet.
The metal electrical tower exploded from the fire as it started to tremble as it fell on Ustanak.
Damian floated over the metal electrical tower.
"Normally in Resident Evil 6, Ustanak escaped after the tower fell. Now he just died from this. Is everybody alright?" Damian asked.
"We okay." Daisy said.
"Good." Damian said as he turned back to his Aria Form.
Suddenly, the fiery outdoor storage house turned dark as a red light glowed from where Ustanak's body was.
Damian and the others noticed as the red light glowed from Ustanak's body as the Red Ring of Death appeared.
The Red Ring of Death was a regular red ring with small skulls on it.
"Just like my scary dream." Damian said as he grabbed the Red Ring of Death.
Suddenly, the Red Ring of Death glowed as Damian and the others appeared at the Dream Gate.
"We back here?" Oshawott questioned.
"Yes. Congratulations, you got the Red Ring of Death." Susan said.
"Thanks. It was hard, but we did it." Daisy said.
The exit door started to glow as a picture of the Poliwag Farm appeared on the top of the door.
"You're free to go. You'll stop at nothing to find all 6 pieces of the Darrow Family War ring." Susan said.
"Thanks. We got 5 more to go. Once we get all 6, this family feud will end and we can live in peace." Damian said.
"Now that is wonderful. Good luck on finding the rest." Susan said as Toldor, Aria Meloetta, Oshawott, and Daisy went inside the door.
Damian was about to go inside until Susan stopped him.
"What? Is there something you want?" Damian asked.
"Damian Capulet. I'm pretty sure you know this, but Marco Simmons made a prophecy." Susan said.
"Yeah I know that. Why do you ask?" Damian questioned.
"Damian, YOU are the special pokemon in Marco Simmons prophecy." Susan said.
"WHAT?! HOLY SHIT FUCK! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT, BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TRUE!" Damian yelled in surprise.
"Oh but it is true. If you were still a Zigzagoon, you would never experience this." Susan said.
"You were watching me?" Damian asked.
"Yes I was. Good luck on finding the other 5 pieces." Susan said.
Damian started to smile as he went into the exit door.
"Damian? Damian?"
Damian started to open his eyes.
He wasn't at the Poliwag Farm.
He was at Toldor's log cabin on a water bed.
"Wh-What happened? I thought the door leads to the Poliwag Farm." Damian said.
"You came out of the door, but the housebroken Poliwags attacked you by mistake. So Toldor carried you over here." Daisy said.
"Where is Toldor, Meloetta, and Oshawott?" Damian asked.
"You're obviously not going to like hearing this, but they're having a fuck fest with Meloetta and her icing." Daisy said, making Damian gag in disgust.
"I'm going to wish I didn't hear that. Dear Arceus, even after getting a beating from Ustanak, Meloetta still has the energy to be her slutty self." Damian said.
"That reminds me, Oshawott told me to give this to you." Daisy said as she gave Damian a note.
Damian started to read the note.
"Me and my two house mates had the best fucking time of our lives. We almost died, but thanks to a gang banger Meloetta like you, we wouldn't be here right now, having fun with Meloetta. Thank you for saving our lives. Your new friend, Oshawott. P.S. Good luck on finding the rest of the 6 pieces." Oshawott's voice was heard in Damian's head after reading the note.
The door was heard shut as Damian and Daisy walked down stairs to see Oshawott at the kitchen.
"Hey. Where's Meloetta and Toldor?" Damian asked.
"At the basement. Why?" Oshawott asked.
Damian took out his quarter note shaped hand.
"We're friends, right?" Damian said.
Oshawott smiled as he grabbed Damian's hand and shook it.
"Friends. Is Toldor and Meloetta you're friends?" Oshawott asked.
"I don't know about Meloetta, but Toldor is my friend. I'll have to think about me and Meloetta as a friend." Damian said.
"Think about it. You could be friends with Meloetta." Oshawott said.
"Alright. Meloetta is my friend, but I'm not going to have her icing and I'm not having a fuck fest with her either." Damian strictly said.
"I'll let her know. In the mean time, I had a fucking great time with you. You actually had the guts to stand up to that ugly son of a bitch." Oshawott said.
"Aw shucks. It was nothing." Damian said.
"It was something. You're really strong. Good luck on finding the other 5 pieces." Oshawott said.
"Thanks." Damian said as he and Daisy left the log cabin.
Damian inhaled a lot of fresh air and breathed out.
"Looks like I am a special pokemon and it looks like I made new friends." Damian said.
"You did make new friends after our battle with that Ustanak character." Daisy said.
Damian looked at the sky as he took out the Red Ring of Death from under his dress and looked at it.
He's holding the solution to Pokemon Valley's, the Montague's, and the Capulet's problems.
"Looks like this is the beginning of a new adventure."