Saitama was currently laying down, munching on a bag of chips, watching T.V. Nothing of interest, just the news and other trivia.
He slightly turned his head a bit to see the resident cat girl staring at the T.V as well, but heard a slight rumbling coming from her stomach.
He extended the hand that held the bag of chips towards her. She took a look at the bag, gazing inside, almost hesitant to grab it, but she did, grabbing a handful and quickly ate it.
Saitama opted to just give her the bag, noticing her hunger. The girl unconciously grabbed it and started to eat more and more of it.
Having nothing better to do he got up and headed towards the kitchen to make some food.
Saitama checked the cabinants for anything worthwhile, but there appeared to be only vegetables and fruits laid about.
Saitama sighed, it looks like he'll have to go out shopping later. He took a glance at Kali, who has just finished the whole bag of chips.
Grabbing an apple, corn, and bananna, he strode towards the little cat girl.
Giving the little one all three she quickly began chewing on the apple. Showing she was still hungry Saitama sighed, he's going to need a lot more food.
One glance at the T.V answered his prayers, A commerical for a sale at the local store was going on.
Saitama took a glance at the cat girl to see her done with the apple, corn, and finishing the bananna. After finishing the fruit the little one returned the glance at the bald man.
Saitama gestured towards the screen, then towards the door. Kali understood and stood up, to follow Saitama out of the door.
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Saitama stared instensly at the two items he held in his hands. He was debating whether to get the cheese or the butter.
"Change the exchange!"
Meanwhile a protest was going on outside, but he ignored it opting to choose the cheese over the butter, just a few more items and they'll head back.
...
The mob outside meanwhile comprised of humans and non humans one would call monsters, but are classified as liminals.
The main man stood in the front with a megaphone to make his voice heard, "This 'exchange' is too unfair. It promises liminals to integrate into human culture, but how can that happen if there is faulty laws."
A cry of cheers resounded.
"There are many things wrong with theses laws, such as a liminal can't roam around freely, unless supervised by their host, might as well add 'must be on a leash' while they're at it."
A cry of boos resounded.
"There is even the law that states liminals aren't allowed harm humans and vice versa, unfortunantly this extends to criminals as well. If you touch a criminal trying to do something to you, you're going to jail."
Another shout of boos resounded.
"Other countries have amended these troublesome and flawed laws, but not Japan. We have to stick with the full flawed and unfair laws!"
Another shout of boos. However among them one young foolish man pulled out alcohol and a lighter.
"Now let's band together and- what are you doing?!"
A foolish man was in the middle of throwing a flaming bottle, "Change the exchange!"
"Noooooooooooooo!"
The bottle smashed through a window.
...
Saitama and Kali were just about to head towards the exit. They held a couple of bags in their arms.
Nearing the exit Saitama heard the sound of glass breaking and extended his hand instinctivly.
He has caught a flaming bottle of alcohol. Staring at it for a second he identified it, Kali also stared at it scared and slightly amazed that he caught it, Saitama calmly brought the bottle towards his mouth and blew upon it extinguishing the flame, before calmly throwing it back out the broken window.
The duo walked out of the store, not noticing a group of protestors holding down an extremist.
...
They both sat down in front of the T.V. after Saitama cooked a simple meal for them. The news was talking something about a failed extremist attempt to burn down a local store.
He took a glance at the small girl that sat closely to him, not too close, but closer than earlier, where he had to extend his arm just to give a bag of chips to her.
He noticed that she was starting to fall asleep, however he has just noticed something peculiar.
Why does she always wear those cat ears and tail?
It didn't bother him much, but still. Deciding to test something out he reached towards the girl's extra features on her head.
He firmly, but not tightly grasped her ears, and tugged lightly.
"Nya!"
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Short chapter, but this is just a fun story from me. No need to make a deep overarching plot.