Dear Anastasia,
Yes, I remember that. You completely ruined my suit, you trottel. And this is
exactly what you deserve for being so inconsiderate of other people. Gott im
Himmel...
Anyway, how is the school Vater chose? I hope it meets expectations.
Write back soon, ja?
Sincerely,
Thomas Bielschmidt Jones
The Commonwealth of Virginia
Post Scriptum: I have enclosed the receipt for a replacement suit in my
letter. I trust you will /pay it promptly./
Dear Stick-In-The-Mud,
You were the one in the way of my winning roll! Plus, I can be considerate is I want to! The school is SHIT! Some bitch broke my nose! It'll never be the same. I am writing back! ROFLZ! Do you think dad has a grudge against me or something?
With fun,
Anatasia Jones
Alaska
P.S. Why do I have to pay it! I didn't mean it! Plus you owe me for that time you /broke/ my leg!