Sasuke

"Hey people, what's up in the hood?!" said Mark, the annoying host of 'The Moment of Truth'. "Since our ratings went up a little, we decided to

let one of the most famous people in Konoha. Meet Sasuke…… I think you've met him before…" said Mark. There was no clapping. Sasuke

walked in. No one acknowledged him, except girls, gay guys, and emos. He sat in the comfortable chair. "All right, here are your most closest

friends!" said Mark. On the comfortable couch was Kakashi, Itachi, and his little blue friend, whose name I forget. We'll call him Frank. "What?!

That ain't my name!! It's-." Frank was cut off by Mark saying, "All right, let's get started." "Wait a second! I hate all those people!!' yelled

Sasuke. "Well, since only complete strangers and Sakura liked you, we chose those these guys." said Mark.

"Question 1, are you emo?" asked Mark. "……. why would you ask that question?!" yelled Sasuke. "Answer the question!" yelled Mark. "But-."

"Are you denying your emoness?!" yelled Mark. "….. *sigh*, yes, I was emo." said Sasuke, hesitancy. "You know, I do remember Sasuke

staying in his room a lot." said Itachi to Frank. Frank snickered. "WAS?" said Mark, with an arch in the eyebrow. "……. That wasn't part of the

question!!" yelled Sasuke, sweating now. "All right, then." said Mark. "Second question, are you currently emo?" "………… yes." said Sasuke.

"*tisk* *tisk*" said Mark. Sasuke put his head down, as the crowd had a disgusted faces. "I still love you, Sasuke!!" yelled Sakura and Ino.

Sasuke started crying.

"Question 3, do you have a doll that looks like your brother, which you stab every day?" asked Mark. "Why do you ask these questions?!"

yelled Sasuke. "Go on, Sasuke. Answer the question." said Itachi, cracking his knuckles. "……… Kakashi, could you push that button?" asked

Sasuke. Unfortunately, Kakashi was playing cards with all of his summon dogs. "…… Frank?" Frank tapped his foot. Then he started singing

Brittney Spears, Say My Name. "Uh…………" Sasuke had no idea. "I'll give you 3 seconds." said Mark. "Okay! Yes, I do!" yelled Sasuke, quickly.

Itachi made his way toward Sasuke. Frank followed. "Uh… mister Itachi, could you wait till AFTER the show? You too, Frank." said Mark,

uneasily. Frank punched Mark in the face. "Quit calling me that!!!" yelled Frank. They both sat on the couch.

"Question 4, do you wear granny panties on your head and run around screaming, 'Shapoopi'?" asked Mark. "………… What is up with you and

all of these insane questions?!" yelled Sasuke. "Would you quit whining and answer the question?!" yelled Mark. "…….. yes." said Sasuke.

Every grandma left the building. "Still love you!!" yelled Sakura and Ino. Itachi and Frank snickered. Sasuke whirled around. "Quit making fun of

me!!" yelled Sasuke, "Or I'm telling-…" "Yeah, that's right. Mom's dead!!" said Itachi, and he high-fived Frank. "Question 5, are you obsessed

with Naruto and have plushies of him under your bed?" asked Mark. "Uh………… no…" said Sasuke. An alarm went off. "That's a lie!!" yelled Mark.

They dragged Sasuke to his house, and they brought a camera. They lifted his bedsheets to find Naruto and Itachi plushies there. "……… I'm

holding those for Hinata." said Sasuke. "And that's our show, be here next time, on 'The Moment of Truth!'". Later, Hinata, Itachi, and Frank

beat up Sasuke. Now, Naruto doesn't have much interest in bringing Sasuke back to the village.