AN: Hello again! Wow, 2 chapters in a weekend! You guys are lucky! Anyway, thank you to autobotgirlforever, here is the chapter you wanted, and thankyou to powergirl1, autobotgirlforver and CarsCars2Fanatic for following!
Rule 11:
No singing "Me & My Broken Heart" by Rixton around any of the bots. It will make them go into full panic mode.
Ratchet will give you several deep scans, and Ironhide will swear vengeance to those who 'broke' it. Need I say more?
Rule 12:
Avoid Galloway at all costs!
Since you will probably be one of the only civilians on base (and that he hates) he will have a grudge against you. If you need to, use the air vents as a second route. Ask the soldiers for a map.
Rule 13:
Don't get caught in the same sector of the base as where the (Lambo) twins were last.
You may have a prank sprung on you.
Rule 14:
With immediate effect, all songs containing sirens are to be banned off of the speakers.
They're soldiers, vs the cons. Any sirens = attack or something worse. Anybody that makes them get up from whatever they were doing to find that it was a false alarm is going to be pretty annoyed. Good luck!
Rule 15:
Don't prank Ratchet. PERIOD!
Ask the twins about their punishments. Then put it into human form. Do you want to go through that?
Rule 16:
Feel free to party when Galloway goes back to the US.
Just make sure that he actually isn't on base when you make the plans. He may smell a rat. (Aside from himself that is. ;D )
Rule 17:
No being a stowaway on one of the cargo planes to get escape the island.
They will still find you. Besides, there is no seating, so you would be hard pressed to find a comfortable place to spend that very looong journey.
Expect pandemonium and a chewing out when you return!
Rule 18:
If you want to speak to the Autobots privately, speak in a language that no HUMAN knows.
Just an earth language will do. Something obsolete like Swahili, or Cantonese. Not many people know those on base.
Rule 19:
Don't try your hand at Cybertronian.
It will fail, and you will fail. Miserably! (You will also get a chewing out from Ratchet as for why you tried speaking cybertronian, then grumble continuously about how he wishes he could replace your vocal chords, but can't. [PS, speaking cybertronian WILL permanently damage your vocals, so do not expect to speak anytime soon.])
Rule 20:
No scaring people and/or bots. PERIOD!
They're a whole lot of highly strung warriors, with guns/cannons. Not to mention that most of them are trigger happy. (*cough*cough*IRONHIDE*cough*cough* ["What was that wordgeek?" "NOTHING! Hehehehe!"])
AN: That's all for today folks. Major props to all who have reviewed, favorited and followed.
wordgeek1000 out!
PS: I am running out of rules! I need more and urgently! (No rules = No story!)