A/N: Hi! I'm not going to bore you guys, so in the great words of ashel-13, "ON WITH IT…"

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All I remember was being led down a hallway and into a room. Next thing I know I'm in a gigantic, comfortable bed, in a room decked out in red and gold. The room had a fireplace, the magnificent bed, a dresser, and a whole wall of bookshelves, filled with my books.

Then it all came back. The new partners, the special dorms, living situations, everything. I ran to one of the two doors on the wall to find that it led to a humongous bathroom. It had marble tile on the floors and in the shower and an extra large Jacuzzi-sized tub in the middle of the floor. There was a door on the other side of the bathroom, which I assumed was his room. Gah! I still can't believe Dumbledore made us partners! What was he thinking? We'd kill each other!

I went back to my room and out the other door to the common room, only to find Malfoy in the small kitchenette, shirtless. Normally this wouldn't bug me, but Malfoy had grown over the summer. He had gotten taller, and apparently started going to the gym, because now he had a six-pack, and well-defined arms. Holy crap I have to stop looking and make my presence known, like now!

"What are you cooking?"

He jumped about a foot in the air and spun to face me. He had a shocked look on his face and his chest was heaving from breathing so hard.

"Granger…never do …that…again!" he said, breathing ragged, hand over his heart. I laughed light-heartedly.

"Is the big, bad ferret afraid of little ol' Mudblood me?" I teased mercilessly.

"Me? Afraid of you? Never! No you just know about ten times the amount of spells as anyone in the school, but no I'm not afraid you!"

"Was that your sick idea of a compliment?"

"No. It was merely a statement of truth. But I'm really not afraid of you. I could always use force."

"Suuuuure…and I'm the Queen of Atlantis!"

"Pretty odd attire for royalty, Mudblood," he said while giving me the once-over.

It was then that I realized that I was still in my camisole and boy shorts that I normally sleep in. In my daze, I still must have changed clothes. My eyes widened and my mouth dropped open.

I waved my hands in circles in front of my body, and said, "You didn't see anything." And then I flew from the room and into my own. I put on the opaque tights, pleated skirt, white button-up, and sweater that made up the Hogwarts uniform. Then I walked out of the room and towards the kitchenette.

I made myself some toast and sat against the counter eating. Malfoy had probably gone to his room to get ready, so I could eat in peace. As I nibbled on my toast, I thought about why Dumbledore would do this to all of us. Everyone knew that the pairs he put together, with the exception of Ernie and Hannah, hated each other. Hazel and Alex absolutely loathed each other, and Terry couldn't stand Lavender, and I didn't even really have to mention Harry and Pansy. And everyone knows how much truly passionate hatred flows through my veins directed towards a certain pompous ferret. So what could the old man's reasoning possibly be? Did he want us all dead? Not likely.

I'd have to contemplate this later, because now I had classes to go to. Ancient Runes and then double Herbology with the Hufflepuffs. I'll worry about the others when I get to them. Kind of out of character for me, but I have a lot on my mind, and it's not helpful that the mental image of Malfoy shirtless keeps popping into my mind.

It's because I'm disgusted. Really! It's true! I don't find it attractive in the slightest! No. Not at all. Don't look at me like that! Anyways…

I left the common room and walked down to Hazel's room. Since Ancient Runes was a specialty class, we had it together. Walking down the hallway, I realized that I had no idea where Hazel's room was! I was about to go back when I saw her walking towards me.

"Oh my goodness! And here I was thinking I was going to have to walk to class by myself! My room is the picture of the minstrels. I'm teaching them how to play some of my favorite songs so I can sing with them!" she said in a rush. See what I meant about her brain being set to random?

"Mine is the picture of the maiden in the blue dress," I said calmly, "and are you really going to sing in the hallway?"

"Of course! I sing everywhere 'Mione, you know that!"

"Yes I do know that. I figured it out when you were singing Paramore in Potions class!" It's true. She did.

"I'm sorry! That creepy place was just begging for Decode! I had to!" was her expert reply. Hazel has a theme song for everything. Most of the teachers and students don't mind, because she's good. Rock star good. But Potions class (though Decode is perfect for it) was not a good place for singing.

So I wasn't really surprised when she started singing Don't Worry, Be Happy as we walked to our lesson.

Here's a little song I wrote,

You might want to sing it note for note,

And don't worry,

Be happy

This continued all the way to the Ancient Runes classroom, and to her seat. Then she stopped to hear what we'd be learning about today.

"Today we will be learning about the ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, and their relevance to the magical world," said the professor smartly, to which Hazel quietly started up again, so that only I could hear.

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say

Ay oh whey oh ay oh whey oh

Walk like an Egyptian

Which sent us both into silent giggles for the next ten minutes. Even after hearing the song though, the lesson was quite interesting, and we both took detailed notes.

After class, Hazel went with Cho and I went with Hannah. Hazel could be heard and seen skipping down the hallway with Cho singing Walking On Sunshine loudly for all to hear. It amazes me that she can have all these people watching her, yet she doesn't get nervous. Though people would have looked at her anyways, she is the new kid from America. And the new kid always gets stared at. But she doesn't care! While I can't even bang on animals skins in front of my friends!* It's very depressing.

I went through Herbology in a daze, wanting to get to Advanced Charms. I had heard that we'd be learning a very important spell today, and I've been wanting to learn it for a while. It's a good revenge spell, and I planned to get revenge on someone who made fireworks come after me recently. This was going to be interesting!

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I do not own any of the songs or characters! Except for Hazel and Alex, they are my brain children!

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