Total Drama Ultimate
Day 1, Part 2: Further Introductions
"Last time, on Total Drama Ultimate: we began our Ultimate season by introducing the first of our nineteen contestants: Jo, Sierra, Staci, Brick, Tyler, Leshawna, Ezekiel, Katie, Sadie, Courtney, Heather, Dawn, Beth, Justin, Sam, Blaineley, Trent, Geoff and B! In part two of this episode, we'll welcome the other nineteen to our new Camp Wawanakwa, right here on Total…. Drama… Ultimate!" said Chris, in the show's intro.
(Theme Song Plays)
The camera panned back to where it had left off: Chris and the nineteen contestants standing idly on the dock.
"Welcome back! As you can see, we've welcomed back nineteen of our contestants, time for number twenty: Lightning!" said Chris.
"Oh, yeah! Sha-Lightning is here to win, baby!" said Lightning cockily, as he stepped off the boat.
"Not if I can help it", muttered Jo under her breath.
"Welcome back Lightning. After a poor season in All Stars, do you think you can go all the way this time?" asked Chris.
"Without a sha-doubt! Lightning is going all the way and nobody, not even that sha-dork, Cameron, can stop him this time!" said Lightning; sound more cocky by the sentence.
Leshawna leaned over to Dawn. "Why exactly does he talk in the third person?" Leshawna asked, sounding curious.
Dawn shrugged. "Nobody knows, really"
Lightning swaggered over to the contestants, pretending not to notice Jo, however he stood behind Brick, on the other end of the dock, as far away from her as possible.
"Coming in at number twenty two, like Ezekiel, she became a deformed, unsightly, mutated beast who's now fully put right but unlike 'ol Zeke, she was actually good looking in the first place! It's Dakota!" said Chris.
"Hey!" said Ezekiel, sounding annoyed.
"DAKOTA!" yelled Sam, pushing past Brick, Lightning and Tyler to get to his girlfriend.
"SAM!" yelled Dakota, running into his arms, looking overjoyed.
"Aww!" said Dawn, Katie, Sadie, Sierra and surprisingly, Geoff and Tyler.
"Eww!" said Heather, Jo, Justin and Lightning.
"Great to see you, Chris. And I assure you, I won't be becoming an intern this time" smiled Dakota, her teeth fully white and flawless once again.
Chris laughed. "I hope not!"
As Dakota and Sam reunited, Geoff looked on sadly. Tyler noticed his sad expression and patted his shoulder.
"It's ok, bro. Bridgette's on her way. Lindsay too, for that matter", said Tyler comfortingly.
Geoff nodded, looking more optimistic.
"Yipeee!" yelled a voice from overhead.
The voice was soon identified as Izzy, who came parachuting in, landing poorly and crushing Brick and Lightning in the process. Fortunately, Izzy had landed reasonably lightly, so there wasn't a lot of pain.
"That's gotta hurt, dude!" exclaimed Geoff, sounding surprised.
"Izzy! No crushing other contestants! Do you think this show's made of money to pay insurance when people get injured?" yelled Chris angrily.
"Sorry, Chris! Just trying to have some fun, Y'know? Make the show exciting again!" said Izzy enthusiastically.
"The show is exciting!" protested Chris.
"No, it isn't!", said every single camper that arrived at that point along with one who had just arrived, a very familiar voice, who was used to insulting Chris.
"Our next camper, Gwen, everybody!" said Chris, when he noticed Gwen standing behind him,
"Hey, Chris. No offence or anything, but they're right. This show has lost its edge. It's getting stale. It's been a nightmare for five seasons", said Gwen.
"If it's a nightmare, then why do you come back, Goth girl?" sneered Heather.
"For the million dollars!" said Gwen, while other contestants gave Heather "duh!" looks as if the answer was obvious.
"Plus, you're all signed to an unlimited amount of seasons", Chris cheerfully pointed out, waving the contract in first Gwen's, then the camera's face.
"Good to see you, girl!" said Leshawna, happily greeting her best friend as Gwen approached her. They shared a hug.
Chris continued with the introductions.
"Next up, the one we all fear, Eva!" said Chris.
"I thought I was the one you all feared", said Jo, looking confused.
"Eva is the original one we all feared", said Trent, while Ezekiel nodded, he knew this first-hand.
Eva stepped off the boat and got right into Jo's face.
"So, this girl is meant to be Eva 2.0? We look nothing alike, dumbass!" said Eva, glaring at Chris.
"Woah, take it easy. I never wanted to be Eva 2.0. If anything, you're Jo: Old Lady Version", said Jo, not appreciating the comparison.
Eva looked furious. "You calling me an old lady? You are dead and I'm gonna KILL YOU!" roared Eva, leaping at Jo.
Luckily Brick, Geoff, Trent and Tyler managed to restrain Eva in time.
"I don't like you", snarled Eva, glaring at Jo as the guys pulled her away.
"Feeling's mutual", snarled Jo.
"Oh, come on! I miss everything good around here!" said Duncan, who had arrived while Eva was being restrained.
Chris opened his mouth to make the introduction, but Duncan covered it with his hand.
"No thanks, McLean. I don't need your introductions", said Duncan viciously.
Duncan high fived Geoff. "Good to see you, buddy!"
"You too, man!" replied Geoff, as the two exchanged a man hug.
"CODY!" shouted Sierra suddenly, shattering the eardums of everyone else in the vicinity.
Sure enough, Cody, looking like his usual, geeky self-had just arrived.
"Um, hey Sierra-", began Cody but was cut off as Sierra charged at him, pulling him into a bear hug. Cody didn't expect this, so he fell backwards off the dock and into the lake, Sierra landing on top of him.
"Sha-ouch!" exclaimed Lightning while Justin, Duncan and Heather laughed along with him.
"Awkward. Come back after the commercial break for more: Total….. Drama….. Ultimate!" said Chris.
(End of Commercial)
The camera panned back to Chris and the twenty four campers on the dock, as well as the two in the lake.
"Welcome back! Before the commercial, we welcomed back seven more campers, the most recent being Cody, who just got sent flying into the water by Sierra, in some kind of weird football tackle…", said Chris.
"It was supposed to be a hug!" said Sierra.
"Sorest hug I've ever been in", wheezed Cody, clutching his torso.
"Only hug you've ever been in", snickered Duncan.
"Aww Cody-kins, are you ok?" asked Sierra.
"Leave me alone!" yelled Cody, hiding behind Eva, who sighed and tossed him on the ground.
"Aww Cody, we're already trending on Twitter!: #CodyMakesASplash #TotalDrama!" said Sierra excitedly, taking out her mobile phone.
Sam looked from the phone to the lake, where his game was, looking exasperated.
"No mentioning Twitter or any other social networking sites on this show! It could cost us millions of dollars!" said Chris.
"You just said it though", pointed out Ezekiel.
"That surprisingly wasn't stupid or sexist", said Courtney. Eva laughed at this and the two exchanged a brief grin, which gave Courtney her chance.
"Later: you, me, we need to talk", whispered Courtney.
"Alliance?" asked Eva.
"Yep, you in?" asked Courtney.
"I guess… last time I lost my temper, it cost me the game. I could do with some allies", said Eva.
"Glad to be working with you!" said Courtney excitedly.
Unbeknownst to both of them, Jo had heard every word….
"Next up: The Spanish Sensation, Alejandro!" said Chris.
All the girls that hadn't experienced his company first hand (i.e Katie, Sadie, Dakota) swooned at the sight of him, much to the annoyance of Sam, who glared at Alejandro. The girls (and guys) who had competed in the same season as him before, rolled their eyes and generally ignored him.
"Hello, Chris. Sorry ladies, but regretfully, I am already taken", said Alejandro, walking over to Heather, who hadn't acknowledged his arrival up until that point.
He kissed her, which lead to some wolf whistles from the other campers.
"I hate your guts, but you're really good at making out", whispered Heather to Alejandro, who laughed.
"LINDSAY!" yelled Tyler happily, running to greet his girlfriend, who had just arrived.
"Tyson? Great to see you! Where's Tyler?" asked Lindsay, looking around and eventually spotting Sam.
"There he is!" said Lindsay running up to Sam and making out with him.
"That's so low, making out with someone else in front of your boyfriend", said Geoff.
"This is Lindsay we're talking about", said Trent.
"Lindsay!" said Tyler, sounding frustrated.
"Sam!" yelled Dakota, pulling Sam away from Lindsay.
"Get your dirty hands off my boyfriend!" yelled Dakota.
"No, he's my boyfriend", said Lindsay, looking at Dakota like she was the stupid one.
'Two hot girls fighting over me…. This is great!" thought Sam silently to himself.
"I'm your boyfriend, Lindsay!" said Tyler impatiently.
"Tyler! I missed you so much!" said Lindsay, hugging Tyler and making out with him, the incident with Sam already forgotten for her. Tyler, however, hadn't forgotten it at all….
"What's up guys? Great to be back!" said Owen, stepping off the boat.
"Good to see ya, big guy!" said Chris with genuine enthusiasm.
Duncan, Geoff, Trent, Tyler and other friends gathered around Owen, happy to see him. He pulled all four of them (Duncan, Geoff, Trent and Tyler) into a bear hug.
"Losing…. Oxygen…", wheezed Duncan while the others were similarly out of breath.
"Sorry, guys!" said Owen immediately, releasing them. All four fell to the ground, panting for breath, especially Trent and Tyler as they had been close to Owen's armpits.
"GOSH! Way to kill everybody, Owen", said Harold, in his usual objective tone.
"STRINGBEAN!" yelled Leshawna, as she and Harold hugged.
"Seriously? Everybody's getting reunited but me and Bridgette!" said Geoff.
"It's ok bud, she's coming…", said Trent, assuring him.
"Harold….a pleasure, as always….", said Chris sarcastically.
"Another island? Really original, Chris!" said Harold disapprovingly.
"Yeah, yeah dweeb, shut up", said Duncan.
"GOSH! You're so harsh, Duncan", replied Harold and the two immediately resumed their old arguing routine.
"Um, Chris. Are you going to introduce me?" asked a meek voice behind Harold. It was Cameron, who had come on the same boat.
Chris stared at him. "Whatever dude…. Cameron, everybody!"
Cameron pushed his glasses up his nose. "Thank you", he said, looking around and accidentally making eye contact with Lightning.
"You're sha-dead!" snarled Lightning.
"Aww, it's ok little guy, Owen won't let him hurt ya!" said Owen, pulling Cameron into a bear hug, where like the others before him, he was soon panting for breath.
"Next up-" began Chris.
"BRIDGETTE!" yelled Geoff, running over to his girlfriend, who had just arrived, of course, carrying her surfboard, which whacked Ezekiel on the side of the head, sending him flying into the lake but nobody noticed.
"You missed me, huh?" asked Bridgette, a sly grin on her face.
"Yeah…", said Geoff awkwardly and the two immediately began making out, much to the annoyance of everyone else.
"Yeah, yeah, this is Total Drama, not Total Love Fest!" said Chris, shoving them aside.
"Aww, Chris. Leave them be. Bridge's been dying to see him!" said DJ, who had been on the same boat as Bridgette.
"DJ!" said Duncan, high fiving his friend while DJ said hello to everybody else. Geoff mumbled a hello while making out with Bridgette, who didn't need to say hello due to the fact they had shared a boat ride.
"Hey, y'all!" said DJ happily, delighted everyone was so glad to see him.
As DJ mingled with the other contestants, Chris began the next introduction.
"Next up, one of the most memorable contestants in Total Drama history and the winner of All Stars, Multiple Personality Mike!" said Chris.
Mike stepped off the boat, grinning when he saw Cameron, Brick, B and Sam, who he considered close friends. He nodded and smiled briefly at some people he'd never met until then.
"Multiple Personality Mike! Welcome back, dude", said Chris, high fiving Mike.
Mike smiled then broke into a loud cough. "Thanks, Chris. And it's former Multiple Personality Mike. It's just me in here now", explained Mike.
"How the hell is that even possible?" asked Duncan, remembering the monster that was Mal.
"They eliminated themselves within my subconscious, so I have all their abilities now", replied Mike.
"Really? Like what?" asked Cameron.
Mike smiled and did some flips, similar to Svetlana, followed by a perfect Manitoba Smith accent and Chester impression.
"See!" exclaimed Mike.
"Cool, dude!" said Geoff.
"Neat!" said Harold.
"Oh, bravo! If only we all had your mind blowing abilities", said Noah, sarcastic as usual as he stepped off his boat.
"Geez Noah, no need to be so mean!" said Owen, looking at his "friend", his face full of shock.
Mike looked offended making Noah actually feel bad, a rarity for him. Noah scanned the faces in the crowd, finally finding the one he was looking for. They nodded at him and he carried on talking, his plan continuing.
"Sorry, dude. I didn't mean what I said", said Noah, coming as close as he could to an apology.
"That's ok, man…." said Mike awkwardly.
"Aw, Mike! Don't feel too bad, I actually agree with bookworm on this one", sneered Scott, taking the first chance he could to bring Mike down a peg.
"Leave him alone, Scott", said Courtney, glaring at her ex-boyfriend.
Scott raised his hands in mock guilt. "My bad, Court. Didn't know you had a thing for nutjobs. Then again, look at your dating history, Duncan and all that, you really do like nutjobs, don't ya?" mocked Scott.
"I dated you too, remember? So yes, I do have history with nutjobs.", said Courtney.
Chris looked from Scott to Courtney, thinking the situation couldn't possibly get any more awkward.
"Anyway…. Scott, everybody!" said Chris.
Mike, Cameron, Dakota, Sam, Brick and Dawn booed loudly.
B remained silent, although he gave Scott a thumb down.
"Shut it, losers!" snarled Scott.
"You shut it, fool!" said Anne Maria, arriving at that moment.
"Welcome back for another season, Anne Maria!" said Chris, in an attempt to regain control of the programme. He was unsuccessful, predictably.
Scott and Courtney were glaring at each other while the others seemed to have spilt: some (like Heather, Lightning and Alejandro) were standing near Scott while others (like Gwen, Duncan and Mike) were standing near Courtney, as if taking sides.
Anne Maria, sighed, unnoticed as she joined her fellow contestants. She had consolation as she admired herself in her mirror, while applying more spray tan.
"Now for the final contestant. Runner up on All Stars, Zoey!" said Chris.
"ZOEY!" screamed Mike, picking Zoey up and swinging her around.
"What a freak", muttered Scott.
"Hey, Mike! Hey everyone! Great to see you all!" said Zoey, smiling as she made eye contact with Gwen, Duncan, Cameron, Dawn, B and others she considered friends.
"That's it everyone! All 38 contestants have arrived! Tune in next time for the new team formations and the first challenge, right here on… Total… Drama… Ultimate!" finished Chris.
A.N.: Phew! Finally, introductions are done! They're always hard and I feel I tried my best with them in this case. Next up, the very first challenge, a nod to popular culture if I do say so myself! As well as the contestants being split into brand new teams. I have found a unique way of doing this, which I hope you'll all enjoy! Remember, I'll decide who goes out after the first challenge, you guys decide every second challenge. Thanks again for reading! Peace!