Alright, I've decided to continue this story. I just couldn't get it out of my head. I've also decided... well you'll see.
Hidan: I don't know what your idea is but please don't, it'll cause me pain.
Kakuzu: Yay! I can't wait to see what happens next!
Oh, you'll like it. DISCLAIMER!
Kakuzu: Miamay doesn't own Naruto
Hidan: And if she did it would be.... horrible.
Hey!
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Hidan woke that morning with the most horrible hangover possible to mankind.
"Urgh...... Man, this is..." His tongue felt thick and fuzzy and his head was splitting- especially when his alarm clock went off at the loudest volume.
I can't escape this hell
So many times I've tried
But I'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself!
So what if you can see
The darkest side of me
No one will ever change
This animal I have become
Help me believe
It's not the real me
Somebody help me tame
This an-i-mal!
Hidan rolled over and hit the snooze button with a groan.
"Tayuya dammit... I'll hurt you." He mumbled into his arm. Then he sat bolt-upright.
"SCHOOL JASHIN DAMN IT!!!"
...
Hidan ran into the school room, into english with Iruka.
"Sorry I'm late, seriously, my alarm clock..." he trailed off and looked at the empty classroom.
"Oh, Jashin, don't tell me it's Saturday..." he groaned.
"It's not. Unfortunately for you, I'm also lying." A girl's voice behind him said. He turned to see an ivory-skinned girl with black hair and pupilless red eyes.
"Then why the hell are you here?"
"Out late drinking, totally forgot we had no school. Damn, my hangover..." She mumbled, slumping against the doorframe.
"Same here. I was dragged out by my bitch Tayuya."
She smirked.
"I was dragged out by my friend Sasuke. Poor Kakuzu, though, he's gonna have the worst-"
"Wait, did you say Kakuzu?"
"Yeah, why? Wait, are you Hidan by any chance?"
"Yes... Jashin dammit, what'd he say?"
"..." she smirked and chuckled.
"Nothing bad. Just that you were one hell of a kisser and he wished he knew you better."
Hidan blushed slightly.
"Fuck. Yeah, well... it was a dare." He mumbled.
"I know. He told me. Don't be all embarassed. Jashin." She grinned.
"Jashin? Are you a Jashinist?" He asked, surprised.
"You know it."
"Who are you?"
"The name's Miamay." He took a good look at her. She was wearing deep blue skinnys, a black halter top with fishnet coming from the bottom, fingerless black and white gloves, and purple tennis shoes. Her nails were painted black- no, just a really dark purple. Her eyeliner was on thick, bringing out the red that was her eyes. It looked like she was trying to mask the purple shadows under them. Her hair was down to the small of her back, and she had bangs that went straight across her forehead, shaggy from not being cut in awhile.
"Like what you see?" Her voice startled him out of his thoughts and his ears went red.
"N-no! Jashin, no!" He said, horrified.
"Relax, it was a joke. I know you're gay." She teased, pushing herself off the wall and hoisting her bag up her shoulder. He glared at her.
"Later, Hida-chan. See you in school." And she was gone.
...
"I'm telling you, dammit! I've never seen her before! How do you know she goes to our school?" He snapped. Tayuya sighed through the phone.
"Hidan, calm down. She's not an evil ghost come back to haunt you. She hangs with Sasuke, Gaara, Sai, and Kakuzu all the time. They're the emo crowd at school, I'm not surprised you didn't notice them. 'Specially since you're so popular and they're not."
"Great. So on top of kissing a total male stranger, he's also emo and socially unacceptable. Fuck you."
"Hey, you could have backed out."
"Since when have I ever, bitch." It was more a statement than a question.
Beeep.
Hidan stared at the phone.
She hung up on me!
...
School rolled around again, and this time Kakuzu knew something was gonna be different. Now what, he couldn't tell you.
"Dammit, Kakuzu, where do you get your energy?" Sai mumbled, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes and taking a drink of his blacker than night coffee.
"I didn't stay up all night watching horror movies." came the reply.
"It was a marathon!"
"They were reruns dammit!"
"Gah, fuck you."
"Oi, calm the fuck down. Jashin." Miamay walked into the room and snatched the coffee pot.
"Good morning, Mia-san."
"Mornin', Kuzu-chan."
"Dammit, don't call me that!"
"'Tever, bitch." Miamay slumped over at the table and held her coffee mug in both hands. Kakuzu looked concerned.
"Did you stay up and watch movies too?"
"No. Nightmares."
"Again?" Kakuzu sounded shocked. "The same ones?"
"Mmmhmm."
"Do I smell coffee?" Someone mumbled sleepily. Kakuzu turned his head to see Sasuke and Gaara enter the room, yawning and stretching.
"Yeah. There's plenty." He replied, still looking steadily at the girl. She glared back at him and chugged her coffee.
"I'm going early to school." She said, swinging her backpack over her shoulder. Kakuzu stood.
"We'll come."
"We will?" Sai asked incredulously.
"We will." Kakuzu glared at the boy, who gulped and jumped up to get ready.
...
"All I'm saying is, Batman would totally beat Spiderman. It's a fact of life." Sai said.
"No, no, no. Spiderman has fuckin' webs. He would totally beat Batman." Sasuke argued.
"Two words. Body. Armor. Spiderman's webs would not stick to Batman's body armor." Sai replied.
Gaara and Miamay both rolled their eyes and sighed instantaniously.
"Damn it. Find a different argument, this one's old and tired." Kakuzu growled, rubbing his temples.
"I agree." Gaara said. Everyone waited for Miamay's rude, vulgar, damaging-to-pride comment. Instead came:
Oh shit, shake that ass
While movin' like a gypsy!
Stop, whoa, back it up
Now let me see your hips swing!
Oh shit, shake that ass
While movin' like a gypsy!
Stop, whoa, back it up
Now let me see your hips swing!
Now drop it low
And let me see your hips swing!
Down to the floor
And let me see your hips swing!
Now drop it low
And let me see your hips swing!
Down to the floor
And let me see your hips swing!
Uh-oh, lean back
Girl you gots a mean rack
You got a mean ass
And I really mean that
But can't you see that
I need girl that can move
Make her hips swing
And look just like you!
But can't you see-
Kakuzu snatched the headphones off the black haired girl's head. She growled and snatched them back.
"Dammit, you'll bust your ears with that noise, girl." Kakuzu said. She smirked.
"Yeah, just like I'm bustin' my eyes with your face."
"Niiice." Sasuke said, impressed.
"Thank you."
"No problem." She returned the earphones to her head.
"Hey, at least she's changed from metal to rap-" Sai began.
She starts her new diet
Of liquor and dick!
Just like Holywood
But laced in sick!
The sun goes down
And so does she!
The sun goes down
And so does she!
"You were saying?" Kakuzu asked sceptically.
...
"Dammit, I think school's gettin' longer." Gaara muttered as the posse headed out the doors. The others noded in agreement.
"So, we gonna practice today?" Sasuke asked.
"Why not?" Sai replied.
"No can do, guys. We volunteered to help Starbucks today, remember? They're short a few workers and you know how busy Mondays are." Kakuzu broke in.
"Dammit, ruin the fun. Damn moneybags." Gaara grumbled.
"What was that?"
"C'mon, Kuzu-chan. We gots to go." Miamay sauntered on down the sidewalk and the others followed.
Three... two... one! everyone thought at the same time.
"I AM NOT 'KUZU-CHAN' DAMMIT!!!"
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Okay, then....... the KakuHida meeting will be in the next chappie, I swear to Gaara. I'm just done with typing right now. Just done. DAMMIT I SAID I'M DONE OKAY???
Hidan: Okay, I think they fuckin' get it!
Kakuzu: Damn...
Alright, alright. Anyway, the songs were "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace, "Let me See Your Hips Swing" by Savage and "Pray for Plagues" by Bring Me the Horizon. I strongly recommend all three songs. Oh, but if you're not a big fan of metal, I don't suggest Pray for Plagues. Kay. That's all good.
Hidan: Aren't you forgetting something?
Oh yeah. I added my OC Miamay because.......... I needed a girl and none of the female Naruto characters are awesome enough for what I'ma do. And if you don't like it then....... sux 2 b u. XD
Kakuzu: Awright, please review so that she can be caffienated and update faster!
Dammit Kuzu-chan where do you get your energy?