Professor Snape's Advice Column

by severussnape922

Professor Snape has, after much protest, agreed to answer your questions. So, fire away! Reader participation strongly encouraged.

2. Swetz Rowe's letter

(Professor Snape's letter was followed by another letter)

Dear Readers,

I am Swetz Rowe, and I am Professor Severus Snape's personal scribe for this advice column.

To be honest, I do not know what possessed me to take a job as Professor Snape's personal scribe. His replies are guaranteed to be so sarcastic, I will need to take a two-month holiday every time I write each column...No offence meant, Professor Snape! (Swetz eyes Severus nervously.)

If you are annoyed with Severus's answers, take it out on him (points at an absolutely livid Professor Snape with a trembling finger) rather than me.

Err... got to dash! Professor Snape is seriously angry with me now!(Swetz ran as fast as his legs could take him as Severus screamed at him,'Sectumsempra!' and 'Crucio!')

Yours sincerely,

Swetz Rowe

P.S. HEEEEEEEELP! Severus caught up with me! Eeeeeeeeeeeek!

Editor's note: Swetz survived the experience. Barely. You most certainly do not want to know what happened to Swetz. Yes, you really do not want to. Really. I mean it. It would give you nightmares for one month.