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The snooty waitress, whose name happened to be Beatrice, glared at her two new customers, an elf and a human.

"Have you decided what you want to eat yet?" she asked.

"I would like a large head of kale, please," Arwen said.

Beatrice arched her eyebrows. "Kale? Really?"

"Do you not have any?" Arwen asked sweetly.

"No we have plenty," Beatrice muttered. She swiveled her snooty gave to Aragorn. "And for you sir?"

"I'm lovin' it! Da Da Da Da Dum!"

"Excuse me?"

"Oh, sorry, I would like a big mac with a Coke."

"What is Coke?" Beatrice asked.

"It is a mixture of corn syrup, caffeine, carbonated water, and sugar," Aragorn stated.

"Ok, I'll get right on that," Beatrice replied, sarcasm thick in her voice.

"Oh goody! I wuv Coke!"

"Aragorn…" Arwen started.

"It's so delicious! The caffeine makes me hyper! I also love the sugar in it! You know, if Sauron wants to…"

"Aragorn," Arwen said more forcefully.

"…to take over the world, he should poison everybody with corn syrup! Maybe he could even had some GMO to it as well, then cover it with chocolate and sell it and…"

"ARAGORN!"

"Yes my dear?" Arwen cleared her throat.

"I think we should leave…"

"Why? I don't want to! This is so much fun!"

"How much Coke have you drank today?"

"Uh…" He began to count on his fingers. "1…2…3…4…5…I think this is my sixth. Wait, no, I had one at lunch, then one after lunch, and then…"

"How many?" Arwen again asked.

"Uh, ten, this is my eleventh," He said sheepishly.

"Aragorn, you are supposed to be breaking that bad habit!" Arwen threw up her hands.

"I know, but it is so yummy!"

"Quit acting so immature."

"I am very mature just so you know."

"Only when you aren't on a Coke high." Aragorn crossed his arms and let out a "Hmph."

Arwen, in a quieter voice, said; "Anyways, we still need to go."

"Why?" Aragorn asked.

"Look behind you…" It was too late for the happy couple though. Elrond caught a glimpse of the two seated at the table. He quickly covered the ground from the door to the table in a few long strides.

"You shall not date my daughter," Elrond said with authority, pointing his long elf finger of power at Aragorn.

"But I want to," Aragorn pouted.

Arwen added her voice to the protesting. "I want to date him Daddy!"

"Yeah! She wants to date him!" Beatrice added.

Elrond was not able to control the surprise that came to his when the snooty waitress spoke.

"I command ye to let them date, and have a happy life together!" Beatrice continued. After an awkward moment of silence, Aragorn and Arwen exchanged a look.

"Yeah, what she said!" They said in unison.

"I guess I'm out voted," Elrond said sadly.

"Yes Daddy, you are."

"You promise to take care of her?" Elrond directed his question to Aragorn.

"Yes."

"You all may date, but under one condition…" he let the sentence hang.

"I'll do anything!" Aragorn exclaimed.

"You must drink no more Coke." It was silent at the table for a few minutes.

"Change that to a big mac and an iced tea," Aragorn finally said.

"I hope you two are happy together," Elrond whispered to Arwen.

"I know we will Daddy. Would you like to join us?"

"I would love to." And the happy couple consisting of Arwen and Aragorn, lived happily ever after."

So there ya go! If you have any suggestions for couples, please leave them in a review or a PM. Thanks for reading!