"Well shit man. I don't know how but you have beaten me. I am now dying from you beating me to death. I am dead." Dave said as he fell dramatically landing on the couch.
"Dave what will I ever do without you! Who will play Mario-Cart with me and then lose like a chump?" John said throwing the video-game consul at the air, hitting Dave in the head with it.
"Well shit man. I didn't know I meant so much to you." Dave got up from the couch. It was friday and neither had anything better to do then hang out.
They hadn't talked more about the text. Every time Dave had tried to talk about it, John had hit him in the head with a random object. It didn't hurt but it got a message across.
'Wow he really didn't get it did he.' John thought looking at Dave. The text he wrote was sent to the wrong person because of an accidental button mashing thanks to Dave bumping in to him in the line for Mc-Donald's.
'Damn it Dave! Why the hell did you have to bump it me!?' John looked at his best friend and sighed. 'Why couldn't the text have just been sent to Dave, he understands, then we could talk about it over lunch!?'
Okay so the plan sucked but what ever, John was a total derp and should have just say his feelings, like he planing to do now. "Hey Dave, I have to tell you something." John said looking deep into Dave shades.
-haha wonderful trolling ;) anyway the next update will be in a day or too so bear with me. Pleaz review! 3