"Talking"

Thinking

Kurama/Jutsu

Thinking Kurama

PISSED OFF KURAMA

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xSean: Yes, but Naruto didn't know how strong Thorn was at the beginning of the battle, and Percy had warned him that he was strong. As for him not saving Annabeth, I didn't like him not saving her either, but I didn't want to change the story too much and not have her fall off the cliff.

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Chapter Two

Naruto's POV

I blinked at the same time the boy did. Wow. I never really noticed how awesome I am. I mean, damn, when you think about it, those are some pretty amazing achievements. I probably shouldn't have said all that, though. I think the poor guy's broken.

"W-what? Who are you?" He finally managed to get out. I grinned.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki!" I exclaimed. "Future Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village and current... genin... man that's embarrassing... Anyway, who are you, and where am I?" The boy blinked. I think I broke him again. The auburn haired girl he had interrupted cleared her throat impatiently. I turned my attention to her.

"I believe I am right in saying you are a Shinobi?" She asked. I nodded. "And you come from the Elemental Nations, correct?"

"Yes," I said impatiently. "But would you mind telling me what village I'm in? I don't think I've ever been here before." She sighed.

"I am sorry, but you are not in the Elemental Nations anymore." I gave her a strange look.

"What do you mean I'm not in the Elemental Nations?" I asked. She sighed again.

"May I ask what you were doing right before you appeared here?" She asked calmly.

"I was boar hunting with my friend Kiba, and then right as we were about to kill one, there was this big explosion, and I appeared here." I said, not understanding where this was going. Her eyes widened, and then she got a livid look on her face. I hoped I hadn't done anything wrong. Females could be scary as hell when they got mad. But before she could say anything, she was interrupted again, this time by the kid with the floppy hat.

"Excuse me," she said. "But could somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?" She pointed a finger at me.

"And how did he make hundreds of copies of himself?" The auburn haired girl's face softened as she looked towards the girl.

"Ah, yes," she said. "I know this must be confusing for you. Tell me, who are your parents?" The girl looked confused.

"Our parents are dead," she said, and I felt a twinge of sadness for her. It wasn't easy growing up without parents.

"We're orphans. There's a bank trust that pays for our school, but..." She trailed off, looking increasingly nervous.

"You are a half-blood," said Zoe. "One of thy parents was mortal, the other was an Olympian."

"An Olympian... athlete?" She asked. I had no idea what the hell either of those were.

"No," Zoe replied. "One of the gods."

"Cool!" Said a boy who I assumed to be her brother. I just stared at the girl, just as disbelievingly as Ms. Floppy hat.

"No!" She said. "This is not cool!" The boy danced around like he needed to use the restroom.

"Does Zeus really have lightning bolts that do six hundred damage? Does he get extra movement points for-"

"Nico shut up!" The floppy hat girl put her hands to her face. "This is not your stupid Mythomagic game, okay? There are no gods!" The girl who had the scary-ass shield spoke up.

"Bianca, I know it's hard to believe. But the gods are still around. Trust me. They're immortal. And whenever they have kids with regular humans, kids like us, well... Our lives are dangerous. As for him," She gestured to me. "I don't know who the heck he is, or how he got here." I stepped forward impatiently.

"And neither do I," I said. "Which is what I've been trying to find out, if someone would just answer my damn question!" The auburn haired girl, I'm just going to call her shorty, stepped forward, looking a bit sheepish.

"Yes," she said. "About that, I believe I know how it happened. You see, one of the other gods, Ares, was trying to summon a boar. We had just found out about the Elemental Nations, and he saw someone summoning a giant toad. I think it may have been you. Anyway, he tried to summon the boar, but thought he was unsuccesful. It seems he accidentally summoned you instead." I twitched.

"Okay," I said, trying to conceal my anger. "First you say that there are a bunch of gods. Then you say one of them is stupid enough to try to summon a boar without signing a contract. Then you say he thought I was a boar, which is very insulting by the way, and brought me here." Shorty still looked sheepish.

"Ah, yes, I believe that's how it happened." she said. The black haired boy, let's call him Muffin Man, stepped forward.

"Wait a minute," He said, holding up his hands. "Why are you talking about the gods like you're one of them?" Shorty straitened herself up to her full height, which wasn't much.

"I am Artemis," she said. "Goddess of the Hunt." Muffin Man blinked. Then he said something really intelligent.

"Um... Okay." I silently congragulated him for that. It sounded like something I would say, even if I didn't understand anything that was going on.

"I still don't understand," interrupted Bianca. "What do you mean we're half god? That doesn't even make any sense!" Shorty, well I guess I should call her Artemis now, but what the fuck, said, "I'm sorry this is being presented in a confusing way. Let me start over. Your parents are not dead. Only one of them is. Either your dad or your mom is still alive. That is because one of them is an Olympian god. You see, sometimes the gods have affairs with mortals. When that happens, what is called a demigod is born. They are half god. Unfortunately, monsters can track your scent, so it is very dangerous for your kind. That is why there is a place, called Camp Half-Blood that is safe for demigods. I know that it is a lot to take in, but after what you just saw, hopefully you will believe us when we say it's true." Bianca looked close to fainting. Her energetic little brother raised his hand.

"Oo!" He shouted. "What about Dr. Thorn? That was awesome what that whisker dude did with the blue ball! Is he dead?" I was a little offended by the 'whisker dude' part, but kept quiet.

"He was a manticore," Shorty said. "Hopefully he is destroyed for now, but monsters never truly die. They re-form over and over again, but never truly die, and they must be hunted whenever they reappear."

"Or they'll hunt us." Said scary shield girl. I'll call her squeaky. Bianca shivered.

"That explains... Nico, you remember last summer, those guys who tried to attack us in the alley in D.C.?"

"And that bus driver," Nico said. "The one with the ram's horns. I told you that was real.

"That's why Grover has been watching you," Muffin Man said. "To keep you safe, if you turned out to be half-bloods."

"Grover?" Bianca stared at him. "You're a demigod?"

"Well, a satyr, actually." He kicked off his shoes and revealed... WHAT THE FUCK. The guy had goat hooves! Goat hooves! I mean, I've seen a guy that had a fifty foot long tongue (Orichimaru), so this shouldn't shock me this much, but still! Goat hooves! He caught me staring at him in disbelief and grinned.

"Pretty cool, huh?" He asked. I found my voice.

"You have goat hooves." I said. Probably the most intelligent thing I'd said today. (Not).

"Grover put your shoes back on," squeaky said. "You're freaking them out."

"Bianca," Muffin Man said, "We came here to help you. You and Nico need training to survive. Dr. Thorn won't be the last monster you meet. You need to come to camp." I held back a snort. From what I'd seen, this guy wasn't that great of a fighter. If these two recieved the same training Muffin Man did, I would be concerned for their safety. Shory stepped forward.

"That is enough questions for tonight," She said. "Uzumaki, Bianca, I would like to speak with you. Follow me." I shook my head in bewilderment. This day had been strange.

End of Chapter Two