Hey guys welcome back to my story I'll probably be uploading through different intervals like this and not as often as a different story that'll be coming out. This story will kind of be like my stress reliever and something to write when I feel the need to. After I'm done this I'm going to go work on something that hasn't been graced with a fanfiction on this site or any other site to my knowledge so like youtube I'ma yell FIRST! Anyway have fun reading y'all!

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Well that stupid kid left me with a vacuum, armor, and barely any knowledge of this new world other then slimes and chickens… was I that bad of a person to deserve this. I know I left my husband but fuck him and I didn't need a daughter but she came. She'll grow up weak so it's definitely better I'm not there or she'd grow up with disappointed looks… anyway I might as well check out what's outside.

I open the door to see a nice sandy and bright day with different pieces of machinery and ways to walk around me. I look to my left and see a bright screen with a hole with two eyes. It kind of resembles a… smile. That's really creepy actually. From what I can guess with those numbers on the screen I'd be putting the plorts I collect from these slimes in this machiene… fucking kid making me collect shit for his amusement. With this armor on I turn to notice on my wrist I can see a panel that contains a heart with a 100 next to it a lightning bolt with another 100 next to it and lastly a coin with 250 gold coins. I can only guess that's my money and the heart is like my aura. Its surprisingly sim- AH WHAT THE FUCK! I turn around me to find that a little pink goo ball is grabbing my leg with its mouth. It doesn't hurt but it just feels weird. "Well come on ya little shit get off me!" I start to shake my leg but he just clamps down harder. Once again it doesn't hurt it's just getting more uncomfortable.

With a mighty swing of my leg I kick the little shit off and it goes flying into this… weird cage thing. I mean it's more like a fence if anything but I guess this is what's needed to cage the little fucks if I'm supposed to be farming them. I then turn to see a small but still probably important piece of machinery with a screen showing a jetpack a heart and electricity and a water slot. It also has a note from who I can only guess is the idiotic kid again.

Why hello dear Raven welcome to the outside world of Slime Rancher. This machine here is a place to gather upgrades for your abilities like a slot to hold water(You'll need it later maybe idk) or you can also gain a jetpack to fly with since you now lack portals hell if ya feel like it you can get an increase to your Health or start by purchasing 10,000 gold at a time 5% of your Aura back. Once you have full Aura you'll gain the chance to portal back to your world and I expect by the time you do you'll have learned to be happy ok Missy? Good you probably have an angry face but fuck u death with it. You can also see a cage thing over there and I can hazard a guess you've seen the local wildlife in your farm. They'll stop coming here for the most part once you get yourself acquainted so start adding those little slimes to their cage- I mean nice new homes and get yourself some poop to sell… yeah I know its weird just do it. You can also upgrade the corals to help keep certain slimes happy. Some slimes require upgraded corals to stay with you and not run away or attack you themselves so keep that in mind.

I'll leave you off with that for this chap- note and allow you to look around the world yourself.

P.S Feed your slimes or I'll cut you. Don't destroy their precious little smiles!

The kid was right. I did have an angry face. We're all the slimes I find going to be angry babies that can't just live with what I give them. They all sound so weak and shitty. I look back at my wrist to see that I've used a bit of energy running around my new home but that's fine I regain it quickly enough. I also see a flashing new book at my wrist and notice that the slimeopedia is now located there. I have unlocked the page of pink slimes so let me see what they like.

Pink Slimes: These little guys have the brightest of smiles and are the slimes mascot basically. These things are not threat to anyone unless they combine… there can be problems then but for the most part their fine.

These little guys have no favorite food and will eat anything and everything so their like the strongest slimes when combined with a more dangerous kind of slime so I know you'll love them. If you want just a normal food for the little ones I'd go out to the front of ranch and walk for a minute or two and you'll finally be to slime country and you'll find carrots for them.

Carrots are a nice normal food for them and you'll not waste anything special feeding it to them since they have no favorite food. You don't need many pink slimes or they'll just all start to stack on each other and escape.

I'd recommend six or seven pink slimes for your ranch at any time. Have fun collecting Rancher!

Hmm six or seven… Well I'll take seven for more money and if they try to escape I'll scare them to submission. I notice that two pink slimes are bouncing by the one stuck in the coral while the other is trying to bounce to them. I guess I'll reunite the little family… shit that sounds a bit too familiar for this situation. I suck the two up and see a nice little pink slime picture in my hotbar and go to the trigger of my vacuum and shoot them through the net into the coral. I'll leave any upgrades for the coral for later.

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I walk into the new area surrounded with nice little trees and carrots sprinkled in the ground. I walk a bit closer and eight pink slimes jump out the ground. Luckily I heard that pink slimes we're to be around or that might of scared me… might. I just suck up 4 of them to make the three back home seven and get some carrots. The kid acted like this would be hard… I wish it was challenge so it wouldn't be so unforgivingly boring. I mean really I fight grimm and monsters for a living and kill people to support my tribe and he puts me in a world of weak little useless pooping slimes and thinks to himself this will make me happy. What an idiot.

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I arrive back home and spray carrots in the coral and the slimes. The poop out these pink diamond shaped pieces of poo that I need to sell… apparently. What are these even needed for again? Like who needs this poop for resources. If the kid shows up again I'm punching him in the nuts then getting him to answer these questions for me. Well at least the little guy- shits look a bit happy eating… god I need a drink…

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I look down at Raven with a smile of happiness and regret. I should of probably told her time is moving slower than Remnant so I could mess with her later but that will have to wait for now maybe later in this nice little story we could make her day either worse or better. I don't know how this will go down but I like messing with little Ravey hehehehe"

A/N I know there wasn't much this chapter but there will probably be bigger chapters i just wanted to start us off on the miniseries archetype right with "mini" being the keyword. I'll be updating this whenever I see fit and if there are any reviews I'll be sure to post them in the Author's Note also any Omake ideas y'all have I'd love to here. I'll dedicate most of my omakes to fans of this story. Well have a good night or day where y'all are when you read this BYE!