So I decided to mix these up. This next chapter won't be the second thing to the original 50 ways. It will be the third one. Yeah, I kinda want to skip the second one since I think it'll make more sense later. This one has a part two which, since I'm feeling nice, I'll post tomorrow :P so on with the randomness!

Part one

3. When he's sleeping pull out some of his secondary feathers…

Iggy and Gazzy ran inside the house leaving a confused Fang still in the tree.

Out of breath and still laughing, they were almost to their knees when the front door opened, revealing Max, Ella, and Dr. M.

Ella was in mid-sentence, but paused seeing the two boys. "Um… do we want to know what we missed?" she asked Max.

"You might not but I sure as hell do," she answered.

"Yeah me too," said Dr. Martinez.

Ella sighed. "Two against one, you win. Hey Iggy!"

Iggy stopped laughing immediately having just then noticed the three of them. He stood up and helped Gazzy to his feet. "Yes?"

"Why are you two laughing so hard you look like you're gonna pee yourselves?" Max asked, eying them suspiciously.

"Its nothing bad if that's what you think!" Gazzy said quickly.

"Well them what?" Dr. M asked.

"You see," Iggy began, "we were bored out of our minds and Fang had the laptop so we used Dr. M's computer and-"

"YOU WERE IN MY OFFICE!?" Dr. M yelled furiously.

"Mom calm down-" Ella said.

"DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN THOSE BOMB BUILDING DEMONS WERE IN MY OFFICE WITH MY COMPUTER!" she screamed.

"Hey what's going on?" Nudge asked, walking up to Max- who was attempting to hold Dr. Martinez back from attacking the boys- with Angel trailing behind her.

Ella stared at her mother. "'Bomb building demons?'" she asked. Her mom ignored her as Dr. M's attention were on the two cowering boys in front of them.

The sound of quiet laughter made them pause.

All eyes made their way to Angel who was standing by Nudge giggling madly. Everyone stared at her. "I think you should let Iggy finish explaining," she said, amusement clear in her voice.

Confused, everyone turned back to Iggy as he explained the 50 ways to annoy Fang and their experiment.

"So?" he asked when he finished. "What do you think?"

"What do I think?" Max said, sounding extremely angry. Iggy and Gazzy gulped, terrified to face Max's wrath. "What's the next one?" she said instead, sounding extremely eager.

Iggy and Gazzy gaped at her. Well, Iggy gaped in her direction anyway. Then they all- even Dr. Martinez- grinned evilly at each other.

Nearing midnight, Fang decided he'd had enough of his laptop and wanted to sleep. Setting it down on his desk, he laid down on his bed, closed his eyes, and slowly drifted to sleep.

…Later…

"Ok, do we have everything?" Max asked

"What was it that we were supposed to get again? I mean, can we have a recap?" Iggy added sensing the look Max gave him.

"We needed a camera to capture his reaction duh! I mean how did you guys not think of that with the first way to annoy Fang? I would've totally loved to have seen his face when you poked him! OMG I bet his face was even funnier when you yelled 'I TOUCHED A-"

"Nudge!" Ella whispered-yelled.

Nudge looked at her. "Yeah?"

"Hush! You'll wake Fang up and we kind of need him alseep!" said Dr. M.

"Oh. Ok!"

"Wait so, do we have the camera?" asked Gazzy.

"I have it!" Angel replied.

"Ok, let's go!" Iggy said as they quietly entered Fang's room.

Fang lay on his bed, his back- his wings facing them. Perfect, Max thought, taking the camera from Angel. She walked at the perfect angle to view Fang's reaction.

"Ready?" Max asked.

"Ready," everyone said in unison.

"Ok go Nudge!" Iggy said as Max started recording.

Nudge stood at Fang's back, reached at his secondary feather's, and pulled three out. Fang grunted in his sleep but otherwise didn't stir.

That is until-

To be continued…

I feel mean cutting it off right there but as a reward I will try my best to make part two as awesome and funny as I can! Thanks for the reviews on the last chapter I didn't expect people to actually be interested in this :P thank! Again, reviews of any kind are welcome, just don't be too mean! and again MR does not belong to me and hope you enjoyed!