A/N: in this history 8man is one year older than the cast. (I will go in detail in future chapters).
Chapter 1 "First day."
Hello, my name is Hikigaya Hachiman and I have 16 years.
I'm currently laying in a bed hospital. Its not so bad, they have cable and the food doesn't suck! …that much.
What? Why am I here?
It involves a shiny limousine, a fluffy haired hot dog and what I think is a girl who looked like she had a strawberry for hair. How bizarre… what kind of plot was this again?
*Flashback*
I woke up an hour early today, brush my teeth, bid farewell to my mom and dad who just woke up and went out.
I was wearing Sobu high school uniform, with a disheveled white shirt and a loosely tied black tie.
It is my first day of school.
I needed to see their library… and reconnaissance. Basically, I wanted to look for places where I would be able to pass time with no one bothering me.
I don't like crowded places and I absolutely want to be left alone. The silence comforts me and puts me in a good mood.
Well, even if I don't want to, people will leave me alone. Maybe the reason are my eyes?
Damn you old man and damn your trashy genes.
Long story short, I was excited of a new environment and was curious of its library. Had something to read while waiting for class to start.
Is that so bad?
…
Apparently, it is, because fate decided to be a bitch and send a dog in my way. Said dog, whose master is too incompetent to keep a leash on him, also decided that it was a good idea wander in the street without looking what was coming.
A car. Concretely, a black limousine with an angel ornament (?), with tinted windows, so I couldn't look who was inside.
Now look, I absolutely abhor involve myself in someone business, especially if it is their fault.
But I like animals.
Especially cats.
But I like dogs too.
So the thought of seeing said dog die because he was too hyperactive and his owner too stupid makes me feel bad.
So I decided to be a pal and save him.
Using one of my 108 special abilities, "Bike dash", went to full speed towards the dog, and protected him from impact with my body.
While the car rammed me from my side, sending me flying a few meters.
I lost consciousness.
For about 5 seconds.
One of my other 108 abilities is pain tolerance.
Don't ask me why I have that. But it sure comes in handy in these situations.
I then start hearing some voices. A female voice and a male voice were arguing.
Then I realized that I was still holding the dog in my arms, who was shaking profusely, wanting to go out.
I let the dog go, who then goes to his master. Or should I say, mistress?
I look to said mistress who is hugging her dog like no tomorrow. She was wearing a pink sweatshirt and black long spats under black sweat shorts. It seems that she was in high school.
How I know that?
Looking at her big breasts. Either that, o middle school girls are really developed these years.
I fear what hormones will do to youth.
A loud voice breaks me of my useless thoughts.
"Sable, are you OK!?"
So that his name huh, not that is relevant to me, I have more important thing to worry about.
It seems that my right leg is busted. It hurts but I still can walk.
While I was thinking about what I'm going to do I hear the doors of a car open.
It seems that the owner of the car decided to appear.
I take a look at the people who came out of the black limousine.
They are two people.
A young man in a uniform who consist of a black suit and tie with white gloves. His entire attire screams "I will not lose even if I lose!"
It seems he is the chauffeur.
The other one is a woman, in her young 20s, maybe even younger with short hair and wearing a yellow blouse with jeans.
She is a true beauty with an hourglass figure and big bre-assets.
"Tsuzuki, you are calling the ambulance, right?!" the woman said somewhat
"In a second, Yukinoshita-san."
Yukinoshita?
The Yukinoshitas?
Who are the Yukinoshitas?! They sound like a mob family of some sort. Shit.
"I-Is he okay?" Asked a trembling voice.
It seems that the mistress confirmed that his dog was okay and decided to give me attention.
"Don't worry we didn't go too fast, but I think that he did broke something."
Right and wrong, my right leg is not broken, thank god.
I could just lay down and wait for the ambulance…
But…
"The ambulance will be here, Yukinoshita-sama."
"Thank you Tsuzuki, I will be waiting with Yukino-chan in the ca-"
"…Cancel it…"
With that, every present start looking at my way as I slowly stood up from the floor.
God, this leg is annoying.
But…
There is something I need to do.
I start walking… limping to my bicycle, I raised it and grabbed it for support. My head is starting to clear and I'm more aware of my surroundings.
"…What a drag…" I muttered, annoyed.
God damn right, I have things to do, all of them wasted because of this damn dog. I don't regret anything, though. It was my decision.
I start walking away with my bicycle as crouch. It seems that the witnesses snapped out of their surprise and someone yelled at me.
"W-Where are you going?!" Says the pink haired bubble girl.
She wastes no time and jogs at me, Her chest moves up and down in a hypnotic- What the hell?
Could be that the monstrous hormones are making their way at me?!
So much of dirty descriptions, that's not the reason this fic is M, dammit!
"You need to lay down!" she admonished me.
God dammit.
"I am fine, woman, I don't need your help, leave alone."
I was going to say that but
"…I'm fine…"
I can only muster those two words.
I don't talk to girls…I don't talk to anybody for the matter.
So my social skills are from rusty to non-existent.
Useless abilities to my person. Komachi also claims that I should have friends, or at least, talk to someone who is not my pillow or Kamakura.
"But you just got ran over by a car!"
"I don't have anything broken." I replied simply.
But my uniform got dirty.
"But still…!"
"The lady is right, a run over is no laughter matter…What is your name?"
The woman comes to my way looking at me as if I was a strange creature and she is…amused?
…I don't trust this woman. What a surprise, cause trust doesn't exist in my vocabulary.
"…My mother taught me not to talk with strangers…" I looked at the side.
The pink haired girl and the chauffer look at me with a strange look. Stop looking at me like that, I'm not crazy for obeying my mom, I would be crazy if I didn't.
"…Phu!" The woman, on the other hand, is…laughing?
"What the heck that is so funny!"
"…" I gave her a dead look.
What an irritating person.
"But really, I need your name because I'm taking you to a hospital-"
"No thanks."
"Huh?"
"Bye."
I start walking towards my bicycle when I mounted it…someone snatched me from my bicycle…
"Gah!" It seems that my sleeve is grabbed and I fell down.
"Kyah!" On top of the pink haired girl. I don't know what was it, but it was smooth and fluffy It was rounded and bi-Oh dear god.
I stand up immediately. Don't want anyone accusing me of molesting innocent high school girls.
"I'm sorry!" I said to the pink haired girl.
Then my face soured. "Wait a second… why I am apologizing, you're the one who made me fall!"
Seriously, I have things to do girl.
But that smooth sensation-Stop.
"Ah- no wait! I-I'm sorry, B-but you can leave in your state!" The pink girl stuttered with a big blush on her face.
So it was that…Btw I'm sorry for defile your milk jugs!
"I told all of you that I'm fine, I can walk so I will go to my home."
Yeah, the home card. It's not entirely false my home is close.
"Now, I insist, it was my chauffer fault that you got ran over so is entirely reasonable that I take you to the hospital" The chauffeur then looks at the dog, as if accusing him of all his misfortune, what is strange is that the look from the dog is as if he was mocking him…
Back on track…
No, I can't go to the hospital, at least not the one in this area.
"Also…" She leans close to me, too close that I hear her breath and the tip of my nose is touching hers. " Wouldn't you like to sit tightly close and being nursed with a beautiful onee-san like me?"
"No" Go away.
"Instant answer!?" the pink girl and the chauffeur exclaimed together
"Mama told me not to go with strangers, especially if they look harmless." My mom really worry about me! …I think.
The woman looks at me at first with big eyes of surprise as if this is the first time it happened
Maybe it is.
Then she smiles playfully .
"That's hilarious!" For some reason, I start reminiscing about my middle school… Strange isn't it? Could be that irritating voice is stimulating some dark memory!?
"Why don't you just take the offer?" Said the chauffeur. I can tell that he is getting irritated as he is massaging his temple
"The doctor I like to attend is far away, so it would be like I'm imposing myself for something that it isn't your fault" I lock eyes with the woman "also, I don't like to be in debt." less to people I don't know or care.
I hate people.
The woman looks at my eyes surprised, not because I'm still negating her offer.
Because she had read the meaning of my last words.
"…Where is that hospital?" her eyes were blocked by her hair
"…Taraka Rikou Hospital." I have a bad feeling, so I answer hesitantly.
"Cool, I will give you a ride!" she exclaims happily while looking at me .
Bull's eye, right I was. "I just said…"
"You said it was okay if it was not an inconvenience for us, right?"
"…Did you just twisted the meaning of my words?"
"It's not an inconvenience, right Tsuzuki?"
"…Yes, madam" you pushover!
"T-That's right, you are injured, you shouldn't moving too much!" The pink girl put her two cents in the incoming attack.
What should I do?
I could at least think of a way of getting out of this…but it's too much of a hassle.
I don't know who this woman is, but isn't she too pushy towards someone whom she just met?
Also that glint in her eyes…is like she just found an interesting toy to play.
I'm wary of this woman. I met other people who just had the same glint… And they were not pleasant or good people. But as I said, I don't have time to lose and they are offering me to take me to the hospital that I want to go.
I sighed exasperatedly.
"Fine, fine you win… my leg is killing me either way."
"Are you OK?!" The girl asked worried while she closes our distance. Close, you are too close!
"…I'm fine, it's just to put this conversation to an end." I answer looking to the other way. God, I'm such a wuss against her type.
"But before, what is your name" the chauffer looks at my way while he asked
All of them looks at me expecting something.
It not like my name is famous or I'm a superstar.
"Hikigaya Hachiman."
"Goody, Hikigaya-kun, come with me!" She then latches at my right arm, making support of my bad leg.
My arm is between her breasts, while she takes me away from my bicycle, I can feel how they move making a pleasant sensation in my arm
…What is wrong with me today?
Is it because so suddenly I met two female beauties… that talked to me… for the first time in my life that I'm losing my self-control?!
I vacantly look at her face while she gets me into her car.
Wait what?!
"Wait a sec… my bicycle!" My trusted companion!
"Drive Tzusuki! To Takara Rikou hospital!" Woman, my bicycle!
"Damsleif, NOOO!" I will miss you, my only friend!
"Farewell Hachiman, until we met again in hell." a smooth and masculine voice is heard in my head.
…
What about the pink haired girl?
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*End Flashback*
That Happened.
So here I am.
You must be asking yourself, why much trouble, why didn't you just accepted the trip the first time or what kind of idiot worries about what hospital is going to after being run over by a car or damn man say yes, she has huge Tits!
There was another reason to why I got out earlier of home.
I don't need an entire hour to see the library and search for places.
This was my principal motive
Takara Rikou Hospital.
Is a normal hospital in the area of Chiba that is very popular and has a lot of faithful patients.
For some reason, in the last six months, the dead count in this hospital augmented.
That's normal…
It haves highs and lows.
Until you know that all the people who died are organ donors and were attended by the same Doctor.
Okabe Karaka, 40 years, widowed recently.
He is nice to his patients and is very liked by the patients. His talent as a doctor is one of the best.
The last time was a runner who was hospitalized, suffered a cardiac arrest. The day after he was stabilized. It seems that it was too late to save him, and surprise, he was an organ donor. Not only that, all the patients who died were hospitalized before and were in a great condition or were extremely healthy, and they requested to be attended by him in the base of a recommendation of their friends.
He is famous around the town, nice and likable, and a good doctor.
He is a honey trap. He doesn't need to go out of his way to get victims because they come at him.
Why organ donors thought?
Why do they need to be in great condition or be extremely healthy?
Does it have something to do with his interests?
My thoughts are interrupted by a high pitched voice.
"Onii-chan!"
That voice… It belongs to none other than…
"Komachi?"
My little sister by two years, Hikigaya Komachi. She came here wearing a sailor uniform typical of middle school girls.
Oh yeah, this was her first day of 2nd year of middle school.
"Are you okay, what happened, will you live?!" Wow Komachi, it's just a car accident don't piss your pants.
"I'm fine, you didn't have to come so fast to see me" I'm deeply moved that my little sister loves me so dearly
"I do because a love you onii-chan, wow that high in Komachi points!" She says with a bright smile, I'm cryiiiiiiing right now!
Yeah…
"You didn't have anything better to do right?" I smiled darkly.
"W-Whaaaat? Komachi came to see you because she loves you, she already said that…" You brat, say that looking at me instead of the wall!
"Hah, it's fine you would come tomorrow, either way, now shoo, I have things to do." it's not false.
"Gomii-chan, if that is how you treat your adorable and beautiful sister, I don't wanna know how you will treat your girlfriend!" hah! As if I would have one of those!
I'm staring at her when I realize. She had puffy eyes and a red nose.
…she thought that would happen again.
Come on…
"Komachi come here for a second…"
"Huh?"
"Just come here for a second." I was moving my hand back and forth, telling her to approach.
She walks to me and then… I hug her
"O- Onii-chan!" It's fine.
I stroke her hair.
"Are you trying to win Komachi points by being a loving brother?"
"You can read me like an open book" When I let you. "the same can be said of me, you know?"
"…"
"I won't die from a car accident you know, it won't happen again."
"I… I know!"
"Then why were you crying?" she buries her head in my chest, probably so she doesn't meet my gaze. Since when you were such a wuss, Komachi-tan?
"I even wanted to walk here, but the damn annoying woman didn't let me!"
"Woman?" she perks up at this.
"Yeah, a college one with her butler ran over me with a car."
"An ojou-sama! Please tell me onii-chan, and be honest!" W-What's with the serious face
"What is it?"
"Did…you…ask…for her number!?" That's what you were worried about
"What the hell, why would I?" seriously Komachi
"Onii-chan!" She deflates "That could be your best chance of not dying alone!" she exclaims all sadly "She would nurse you back to live while falling in love with you and save you from you trashy personality! You would marry and have kids and be happy for the rest of your life! How could you let that chance go by the window?!" That just happen in mangas and Korean dramas, Komachi.
"Your Onii-chan won't die alone because you will be with him right?"
"Of course not." Instantly?! I think I can hear my heart breaking into small pieces.
"Maybe I should have died in that accident then…" I deflated.
"Don't make jokes like that, dummy, nincompoop, Hachiman!" hey, how dare you to use my name as an insult!
"…heh…" "…hah…" we both whisper
"I'm glad you're are fine onii-chan" she then looks up at me with a grateful look.
My sister is truly a beautiful girl! …Maybe I should have died in that accident
"By the way, you can let go now Komachi." She still hugging me after all.
"Huh...Oh!" she separates from me somewhat embarrassed…My sister is too beautiful and cute.
I should start taking precautionary measures against perverts and insects!
Although… something like that happened.
My thoughts are interrupted by the opening of a door.
"Ah! The doctor is here…" Thanks, Komachi, I thought it was some magician telling me that my memory is lost and have to look over a proto-goku in a nun outfit!
I look up to see what kind of doctor was assigned to me…
Then I'm shocked…Because of…it's none other than Okabe Karaka.
"Good Evening Hikigaya-kun, how does your leg feel?" The doctor asked, with caring tone.
I was run over by a car, getting the perfect excuse to be in the hospital that I wanted to go
I was going to search for the very same doctor that got assigned to me.
On top of that, the food here doesn't suck!
I smirked inwardly. Maybe Fate it's not an entire bitch…and we already saw how vast that umbral was…
As always, your criticism is welcome.