Alderpaw x Jayfeather
Alderpaw looked up at his mentor. His sleek gray pelt shone in the pale dawn light.
"Hello there…h-handsome" Alderpaw whimpered in a small voice.
Little did Alderpaw know that Jayfeather had abnormal hearing and heard his flirtatious comment.
"Oh" Jayfeather exclaimed.
"Hmm is something wrong…senpai" Alderpaw whispered the last part. He was madly in love with his blind stick-loving cousin.
Again Jayfeather's sensitive hearing picked up the too young cat's meow.
"I love you!" Someone in the medicine cat's den shouted.
"NOOOO" Alderpaw cried. He was going to lose Jayfeather. He ran into the clearing, knowing what he had to do. He couldn't let his fear hold him back from true happiness.
"All cats old enough old catch their own prey meet beneath highledge for an important meeting."
In seconds the Thunderclan cats pooled into the clearing, sensing the urgency in Alderpaw's voice, they came prepared for battle.
"Is it shlumpclan again?" Firestar cried from the grave.
All the loyal warriors tensed in fear. Purdy, on the other paw, was no longer afraid of death after the shit he's been through.
"Cats of Thunderclan I have gathered you here today to share with you a prophecy from Starclan."
All the clan cats gasped except Lionblaze and Jayfeather who were like so chill. Dovewing gasped and looked expectantly at her former mentor to do all the work for her.
"Together we've faced so much. I wasn't alive for most of the books but I know through the constant flash backs that the clans have pulled together. We've crossed over mountains when the twolegs fucked our shit up. We've lost great warriors: Firestar… And we've continued to fight to survive another day. It may not always be easy. Sometimes we wanted to give up and cry. But we have a little fire inside us that keeps us going."
Graystripe let a single tear fall and thought about his brave daughter Mistystar.
"Through hard times and good times, we have stuck together and put aside our differences. So I'm asking you to put aside my differences."
All the cats leaned forward in suspense.
"I'M GAY FOR JAYFEATHER"
In the back Berrynose screamed aloud "AND I'M IN LOVE WITH CHERRYFALL"
"Huh?"
Berrynose eyes widened "I don't know, I just wanted...to join in too."
All the cats gasped. Poppyfrost stood up and meowed "So it was Shlumpclan".
The clearing broke out into chaos and anarchy. The cats mad dashed to the entrance, calling out in battle yowls. Being useless, Jayfeather didn't follow but instead looked up at the cat that confessed his love.
Alderpaw slowly padded toward his crush. "I'm sorry it had to come out like this. My love for you burns like the fire that almost ended your life causing your fake mother to reveal a long kept secret that your life is a lie. That you'll never be loved by a mother and father and your blood is as filthy as Ashfur himself. I love you as much as I hate myself!"
Jayfeather's eyes twinkled in the moonlight.
"When did it become night?" Purdy pointed out the inconsistence. Once he became self-aware he was pulled from the world.
Jayfeather was like "Alderpaw" Alderpaw's heart pounded wildly "I've always known your feelings for meow."
The young apprentice breathed in sharply.
"The way you whisper my name in your sleep, the way you have a shrine of me, the way your eyes light up when I walk into a room, the way your fur bristles when I mention stick. It was obvious."
Alderpaw felt his heart soar. "Do you remember that one time when I was a kit and said I had fever? I was pretending in order to watch you sleep."
"Hot af" -Purdy 2k16
"I've always tried to impress you by memorizing herbs. Everything I've ever done has been for you! I never want to let you down. So let me be there for you!
"No."
Fin
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