"Doctor, who's he?", asked Rose.
"Stand back Rose, they're awful advanced to be able to get on this ship.", I replied.
By now, the TARDIS setting was mine, save for the coral, which was now silver and lined with blue lights.
"Who are you, what race?", I asked.
"Time Lord, and she's human. Said the man, pointing to his brunette companion.
He was tall and thin. His eyes were crystal blue, and they looked into me. He was a much older Timelord, and not just by appearance.
"I haven't seen that face in 1400 years", he said.
"You've seen me before?", I replied.
"Yes, I have.", he said.
"Are you the master, then?", I queried.
"No, I've seen that face in the mirror though.", he answered in his Scottish accent.
He was me. He was me from the future.
"You're me, from the future?", I inquired.
"Yes, now look, Dumbo, I've got to get Clara home.", he sharply stated.
"No, you look, Grandpa, I've got to get Rose back to…", I started to say.
"Don't tell me, Jackie the Gold Digger and Mickey the idiot.", he retorted.
"My boyfriend is not an idiot, you old prick", yelled Rose.
She kicked him in the shin and slapped him. He immediately started hopping on one leg.
"I'm sorry Rose, he hasn't dumped you yet, has he?", he asked.
"What are you talking about? Why would he dump me?", Rose responded.
"You weren't there enough.", the brunette stated.
"How would you know? I've never seen you in my life." Rose angrily responded.
"I am Clara Oswin Oswald, and I'm the impossible girl. I entered the doctor's timestream and entered every bit of his life. I've lived 1000 lives. I know who you are, Rose Tyler, and you have just left Mickey for 1 year. He think's you've gone missing. The police investigated him for your kidnapping.", said Clara.
"She's right, Rose", he said.
Rose started crying. Then, the man went up and hugged her.
"Rose Tyler, it's been 1160 years since I've seen your face. You don't know how happy I am.", the man said as he started crying.
"How did I die, Doctor?", Rose asked him.
"You haven't yet. You were sent to an alternate reality with a copy of me where you married me.", he responded.
"No offense, Doctor, but I'm not into older men.", she told him.
"No, he means after I regenerated.", I told her.
After we explained regeneration to Rose, we all had a good chat and ended up laughing at Grandpa's stories about Trenzalore.
"And then, the village threw me and handles a parade, and we danced the drunk giraffe all night.", he finished.
"Well, Doctor, shouldn't we get to buisness?", I asked.
"What ever do you mean?", he asked.
"Well, our TARDISes have merged. We need to seperate her.", I responded.
"You mean the snogbox?", replied Clara.
"She's alive Clara. I've seen her.", said he.
"You have?", I inquired.
"Yes, an entity in a pocket universe called the house displaced her into a body made out of lots of human parts.", he responded.
"What's she like?", I asked.
"She has the most beautiful glow. She calls herself "Sexy", and she bites people she likes.", he said.
"Hope you don't bite me, old girl.", I said, patting her floor.
"So how do I die, Doctor?", I asked him.
"I absorbed all of the time vortex's energy for Rose.", he answered.
"What will I look like, Doctor?", I asked.
As he was about to respond, the rocking began again. This time, the flickering made round things appear. Wait, was another Doctor appearing? The TARDIS started to shake, then calmed down.
A man was at the console, and I said simultaneously with the other Doctor, "The Doctor, I presume?"
He had a tussled look to his hair. He was wearing sandshoes and an overcoat, with pinstripes. He stared at me with his hazel eyes and said, "yep."
