Dwalin: I wonder who Freya Knight would end up marrying out of Fili and Kili?
Thorin Oakenshield: Not this again but if I had to answer I would say Fili
Balin: I would have said Kili but you would know the three better than anyone
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Freya Knight: I remember that, I got bored a few days ago
Fili: Nice dance Fre, and what is all this about Marriage
Dwalin: Nothing?
Thranduil Greenleaf: There is clearly something happening although I wouldn't have imagined Dwarves discussing Marriage
Thorin Oakenshield: And this has something to do with you how?
Thranduil Greenleaf: I just happened to be on here and come across this, just added my opinion
Kili: And insult
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Freya Knight: About the Marriage thing, Dwalin why do you care who I marry?
Fili: That's a good question
Bilbo Baggins: I would loved to have argued and come up with a defence for Dwalin but Freya does have a point
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Dwalin: The answer to your question Freya is because some of us might have wagers on it
Kili: Freya I suddenly know what you mean about having a main target
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Freya Knight: Then it won't come as any surprise to learn I'm courting both of them
Thorin Oakenshield: WHAT, WHEN, ARE YOU CRAZY AND HOW DID YOU CONVINCE DIS
Dis: Oh Dear Brother it was my idea, it look some convincing to get Freya to agree but it worked
Thorin Oakenshield: WHAT, I'm, I'm, I'm so confused
Fili: Told you we should have waited until he was drunk
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Kili: Besides uncle Thorin we do everything together why not this
Nori: I like your thinking can imagine the wedding already
Ori: I think Thorin has ever fainted or had his life flash before his eyes
Bombur: Or had a heart attack, either way someone should check on him
Dori: This has to be a joke in order for the trio to teach us a lesson about doing wagers on them it has to be it has never happened before
Gloin: If it is a joke then why is Dis part of it
Balin: There is always a first for everything, if it is true I don't see why it can't happened
Bofur: Aye the trio manage to create firsts for a lot of things including getting all of us on here
Thorin: I think I would rather face the bunch of trolls or Azog and Bolg
Freya: Ouch
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Dis: What exactly is wrong with this, you would get what you want and they would be happy
Bifur: Princess Dis does have a good point there
Dwalin: That is the last thing I would have ever expected
Kili: Do you think we should tell them?
Thorin Oakenshield: Tell us what
Freya Knight: Lord Elrond of Rivendell married us while we were there, A ranger was in attendence and a few other elves.
Thorin Oakenshield: WHAT!
Dis: Aye he was kind enough to send pictures to me, Freya looked so lovely in her white dress
Elrond: I believe the ranger you are referring to is Aragorn son of Arathorn, I have to admit it was a lovely wedding
Thranduil Greenleaf: You married two dwarf men to one dwarf lady are you insane? How could it have been beautiful
Aragorn: Nope not insane he just has respect for others in middle earth that just his own kind plus it was a once in a life time thing to witness
Dain Ironfoot: Alright Freya, Fili, Kili please tell me the truth if this a joke.
Dis: Are there any signs point to it being a joke
Freya Knight: Shall we put them out of their misery although it is fun to watch.
Fili: Okay I married Freya at Rivendell, Kili was a witness. Elrond, Aragorn and Mum all agreed to be part of the joke if we happen to try it
Oin: You got us there laddie, I'm pretty sure Thorin was close to busting a cap
Dwalin: Not close, he did bust a cap
Thorin Oakenshield: You three are minx's but lesson learnt will not do wagers on you three and marriage again
Kili: Oh Uncle Thorin before I forget I married an Elf
Thorin Oakenshield: What! Your joking
Tauriel: Nope that would be me
Legolas Greenleaf: That's why you have been avoiding me when I want to talk about dwarves
Thranduil Greenleaf: Why on earth would you want to talk about such ugly creatures
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Thorin Oakenshield: Where you mainly talking about me?
Thranduil Greenleaf: No, why would I do that, you are an ugly being with you short hight, beards and long hair
Freya Knight: Looks like Thranduil admires Thorin, and not every dwarf has a beard just the men
Bifur: This conversation is going weird
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Hey Guys, so that was chapter two, couldn't resist the joke about marriage in there or Thranduil thoughts of dwarves. Let me know if you have any idea's you would like to see on here. Either by leaving a review or PM me.
Song You Just Got Loki'd is on YouTube. I do not own it. watch?v=FZD90Uf-31A
I only own Freya Knight all other rights got to J.R.R Tolkien the creator of Middle Earth and the writer of The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings. And to Peter Jackson for Tauriel. Happy Reading.