Disclaimer- If I owned TDI, Lena and Chris would've already hooked up in the show. I don't own anything but Lena.

Author's Note: This one takes place a little after the first one. Sorta pointless…

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"Chris!" Lena barged into his cabin. "HELLO?"

"Yeah, dudette?" Chris called out from the patio. Lena walked onto the deck and saw Chris sprawled on a chaise, gazing at his reflection in a hand mirror.

"You're…" Lena giggled.

"Okay, I'm done, for now at least," Chris put his mirror down and sat up.

"Chris, I need some help," Lena started.

"What makes you so sure I'm gonna help you?" Chris stroked his fabulous hair.

"But we're-" Chris interrupted her.

"I never said I didn't like the hugs and kisses, but I'd rather admire myself than… help," Chris explained.

"Okay, well this is gonna be killer fun, promise," Lena said with a glint in her eyes.

"Go on…" Chris looked at her.

"Let's go protesting!!" Lena exclaimed happily. Chris looked deflated.

"Are you kidding?" Chris said noisily.

"… Why would I be kidding?" Lena said calmly. "Come on, haven't you always wanted to pick up some giant posters and bother the heck outta major corporations?"

"Yeah, that's my life long dream," Chris said sarcastically. He picked up some papers next to him, but turned back to Lena. "The network wants you to disclose more info about your criminal record, by the way. Which I didn't even know you had…" Chris said uncomfortably.

"Oh chill," Lena rolled her eyes. "The police just hate me because I rally protests and stuff. I get arrested just about every time," Lena said innocently.

"Another reason not to protest," Chris mumbled.

"Live a little," Lena pleaded.

"I torture unsuspecting campers for a living. I live alright," Chris replied.

"Don't protest for fun then, protest for me," Lena laid her arm on his. "Just imagine how many people will start standing up for the wooly beavers when they find out Chris Maclean stands up for them too!" Lena said hopfully.

"Beavers? NO WAY! Those mongrels made me get rabies shots last episode!" Chris cried.

"But they're so cute!" Lena gushed.

"Uh huh," Chris narrowed his eyes suspiciously at her. He reached under his chaise lounge and pulled out an aerosol can of hairspray.

"What. Is. That?" Lena glared down the bottle of hairspray.

"Hairspray?" Chris raised an eyebrow. He continued to spray his hair.

"It's thing like that that dissolve our ozone layer and add to pollution! You should be ashamed!" Lena spat.

"Whoa… What happened to calm you? You can forget about me forsaking this stuff. I mean, come on, look at the hair!"

Lena sighed she mumbled something about After TDI, Protesting and Al Gore. A jealous expression flickered on Chris's face when she said Al Gore.

"What's Al Gore got that I don't?" Chris whined.

"A passion for conserving the environment?" Lena answered rhetorically.

"Um… Hello, hair?" Chris motioned to his awesome hair. Lena rolled her eyes. Sure she loves Chris, but some times he was a little too ego-maniacal.

"Chris, how did we end up together?"

"Not sure," Chris shrugged.

"I mean, you're sadistic and sarcastic and kinda arrogant," Lena started. "But in a good way," she quickly added.

"Yeah," Chris said, almost nostalgically.

"And I'm, well, what do you think about me?" Lena asked Chris.

"Do I have to answer that?" Chris flossed his pearly whites. Lena gave him 'the look'. "Okay… Lemme think…"

"Is it that hard?" Lena asked incredulously.

"You like whales and you're nice and you smile?" Chris said unsurely. He tossed the piece of floss over the edge of the patio because he was done with it.

"LITTERER!" Lena yelled as she dived over the railing.

"Ok-ay," Chris said slowly. Lena climbed back up, holding the floss proudly. "I got it!"

"…"

"Wanna protest now?" Lena asked him.

"There's nothing to protest for around here, not that I do…"

"You've got a plane," Lena raised her eyebrows suggestively.

"Can we get back to why you like me?" Chris changed the subject.

"Fine," Lena crossed her arms. "I see how it is. Be that way."

"That's not gonna work on me, dudette," Chris told her. Lena sighed.

"What could make me get you to spend some quality time with me?" Lena asked him.

"Quality time?" Chris perked up at the mention. "Anything!"

"I meant like- Never mind," Lena bit her lip. She leaned down to kiss Chris, but barely grazed her lips to his.

"Now?" she whispered huskily.

"No thanks," Chris kicked back. Lena ran a hand down his chest and arms. She leaned to Chris again, using the same strategy.

"Now?"

"Aww," Chris whined. Her attention was diverted and he kissed Lena quickly. "I've got to go torture some campers and talk to some interns into doing life threatening stunts. I'll see you later," and with that, Chris left.

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Anti-Climactic much? The first one had no plot and basically sucked, but I think this one's a little better. Maybe I'll be able to write better tomorrow…

Next up is a FutureFic, 10 years after TDI! Stay tuned!

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