Misukage: -smacks head on the wall- Ow -rubs head- Sorry about the confusion reviewers…… I had an off moment back there but it's fixed now if you want to read it. I feel so embarrassed though. -.- I promise it won't happen again. I deleted all of the other documents out so it won't get screwed up again.
Anyway here's chapter 2
Chapter 2
Temari hummed as she approached her desk to discover someone else in it.
"What the hell?!" she shouted when she saw a pink blob filing her nails in her chair.
The woman stared boredly at her and a pink bubble formed out of her mouth and popped. She smacked on it and went back to filing. Temari growled and decided that it was time to have a employee to boss talk. Generally when such talks happened it was when the employee was out of line but every once in a while the boss had to know his boundaries.
"Mr. Uchiha" she shouted as she walked in.
Temari's eyes widened and she stopped dead in her tracks.
"Hello Miss Sabuku" a man sitting across from Mr. Uchiha's desk said with a sneer.
Temari shot him a glare then turned her attention to her boss.
"Mr. Uchiha will you kindly explain to me why there is a pink condom in my seat" she asked in a calm of voice as she could.
"Well you see Temari" Fuji said sheepishly "My son and I had a challenge on who was the better karate master and well you happened to be betting prize" he forced a smile and laugh as he rubbed the back of his neck.
Temari felt her eye twitched 'That bastard, I thought he adored me. I mean granted I show on a little more dominance then most employees but that isn't a good enough reason is it?'
"Personally, I think my father is getting the better end of the deal" Itachi commented.
Temari glared at him and swore that she would have strangled him then and there if Fuji wasn't in the room. (A/n: She promised Fuji to be less violent around him. According to sources some guy from a rival company insulted Fuji for having a commanding female as his secretary and well….. Let's just say that the man in question has a hard time peeing now)
"Well anyway" Itachi said getting up "Lets go, I have some paperwork I need to get done"
'Of course, now that you don't have that pink slut around anymore you actually have to do something' Temari thought sarcastically to herself.
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Itachi laughed as he and Temari walked to his office. To be honest, Itachi had actually been the one to bet Temari in their match but then again he knew he would be able to win. His father was good, but he didn't spend as much time as Itachi did every night practicing.
He turned and looked at Temari "Your stuff is already at your new desk" he smirked with pleasure as he said this "and along with a new desk there are a few rules you're going to have to follow"
"Such as?" she asked boredly
"Well" Itachi started "For starters you can't come banging into my office and interrupt my meetings" out of the corner of his eye he saw her pout.
"Oh dear" she said "What will I do for fun now?" her voice dripped with sarcasm.
"Geez" he sarcastically said back "Don't get too worked up about it"
When they reached his office he stopped "After all, we wouldn't want everyone to know that you're actually a female" he grinned and shut the door just as Temari threw a paper weight at him.
He laughed outwardly and sat down at his desk.
"Mr. Uchiha" Temari said over the intercom.
He sighed and pressed the button "Miss Temari I'm not my father so call me Mr. Itachi"
"Very well Mr. Itachi" she said
"Anyway what is it?" he asked annoyed
"The blow-up doll you requested is here"
At the same time Sakura came in with a sad look on her face.
"I can't believe your father actually lost" she whined and ran over to him and sat on his lap.
Itachi smiled and his hand went under her shirt and bra while his mouth worked on the button that would reveal today's color.
Sakura moaned as his mouth and tongue went to the top of her breast.
(A/n: Sorry everyone but you'll understand the meaning of this later)
Needing a better angle, Itachi stood up and set Sakura on the top of his desk. Sakura wrapped a leg around his waist and he slipped his tongue between her bra and skin. He continued massaging her other breast and went after the nipple without slipping the strap off her shoulders.
Sakura moaned and panted in his ear as her nipple grew harder.
"Oh and Mr. Itachi" Temari said again
Itachi's body came to an abrupt halt.
"What?" he snarled
"My proper name is Miss Sabuku. Not Miss Temari" she stated then went off.
Glaring at the intercom, Itachi pressed the 'hold' button and went back to his work.
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Temari opened the door to her apartment and walked in.
Her brothers had moved out a few months ago and had places of their own, leaving Temari here. Kankuro had moved into his boyfriend's place (A/n: yes readers I said 'boyfriend' ) and Gaara had gotten a place by himself. She smiled, Gaara and Hinata had a spark or too when she introduced them a few months back at her birthday party.
Flashback
"Gaara" Temari said and tapped him on the shoulder "This is my new friend Hinata. Hinata, this is my little brother Gaara"
Hinata bowed her head and blushed while Gaara looked anywhere but at the girl in front of him.
"Well I'm going to leave you two alone for a little bit" she said then walked away for a while.
End flash back
She wasn't quite sure on what they had talked about, but when she went to look for them again to see how things were going she found them on the couch, making out.
Things stirred in her body and shook her head before they manifested into her system.
'I need to get laid' she thought and put her purse on the counter. She then walked over to the oven and put a small pizza in the oven.
Once it was inside she got up and placed her back against the sink and eyed her bedroom.
She was sick, she knew it.
It was this weird thing she did ever since she was a teenager. When ever she was hornier then horny, she would go to her room and jump a pillow.
Her knuckles started to go white as she tried to talk herself out of it. Her body remembered how much better she felt when the tension was out of her and she could relax again. She knew how much relief came from the act and that no else knew about what she did but her.
She closed her eyes and let out a small cry then kicked off her shoes and ran into the bedroom and locked the door.
'God I'm so gross' she thought as she walked over to the bed.
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Temari sighed as the water ran over her head and down her back.
'Stupid Itachi' she thought 'I wouldn't have been like that if he hadn't put the intercom on hold and made me listen to it all morning'
She growled then got out of the shower and went into her room.
She had gotten used to walking around naked in her house. In fact, as soon as the boys left she had did just that.
'Now' she thought as she put on her night shirt 'How do I get that arrogant son of a bitch back'
She started to pace around a bit.
'Has to be something good' she thought and paced a bit more trying to think of something but having no luck.
'Oh come on! I've had ideas before! Why not now?!' then it hit her.
"Ah ha!" she said and bounced on her bed then reached for the phone.
She dialed the number and waited.
"Hello?" a gruff old voice said
"Hey Jiraiya" she said in a sexy voice
"Don't tease me Temari what do you want?" he asked annoyed.
"You know those security cameras you're in charge of?" she said and put her first finger in her mouth.
"Yes?"
"Well" she sucked on the finger a little "Those are in ever room right?"
"Yes?"
"And they record right?" she asked
"CUT THE CRAP TEMARI AND JUST GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!" Jiraiya yelled, loud enough that Temari had to hold it away from her ear.
"Well I was wondering if I could get the tape from Itachi's office from this morning?" she asked with a smile on her face.
"God Temari" he growled and Temari pictured his face twitching.
"I'll even flash you if it helps!" she added with a giggle.
"I'M MARRIED!" he shouted into the phone again.
She laughed till her stomach hurt "I'm sorry" she apologized and wiped an eye.
"I'll have the tape for you tomorrow at five" he said with a sigh
"Thank you Jiraiya" she said sweetly.
"And Temari" he said "Stop irritating the bosses and get laid"
"That's no fun" she said "and as far as getting laid. You, sir need it"
"Good night Temari" he said and hung up.
"Good night" she said with a smile then slipped under the covers.
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Temari hummed and watched Itachi as he approached.
"Good morning sir" she said in a sweet voice and added a smile.
"Well" Itachi stopped and placed a hand at the edge of her desk " Someone actually have the guts to ride you" he sneered.
"Yeah" she said playing along with him "We got kinky in the bed"
"Really?" he asked "So, Was she any good?"
Temari's good mood dissolved and she glared at him.
"I should ask you the same question" she said and rose up from her seat.
Itachi smiled at her "She was very good"
'Six, five, four' she thought and then straightened some papers.
"Excuse me sir" she said "I'll get you your coffee"
Itachi nodded then went into his room.
'Three" she said to her self as she poured the hot, dark liquid into a mug.
"Two" she smiled to herself as she walked to her desk.
"One"
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Itachi looked up as the TV turned on and his eyes widened.
'That bitch!' he snarled in his head as he watched the video tape of him and Sakura doing it on his desk.
'She's so dead'
Itachi stormed to the door and rammed it open.
"You bitch" he growled at Temari with 'death' written on his face.
Temari smiled sweetly at him then held out his coffee.
"Coffee, sir?" she asked.
Itachi smacked the coffee from her hand and yanked her by the collar.
"ITACHI!!!!!!!!!" his father yelled from the phone.
'Crap!' he thought then roughly let go of Temari and went back to deal with his father.
"Temari 10. Itachi 0" she said loud enough for Itachi to hear.
"Before I was just going easy on you" he said and turned around "But if you're going to play like that then I'll make you're life a living hell"
"You already do when you come in hear with that mask you call a face" she replied.
Itachi was about to say something when he heard his father yell his name again.
He gave one final glared at her then went back into his office.
Temari laughed then picked up the mug and set back in her seat.
Her phone started ringing and so she picked it up.
" Shinobi Inc. How may I help you?" she asked in her normal routine.
"Remind me never to get on your bad side" Jirayia said.
She giggled sweetly at him "Don't worry" she said "I only do that for Uchiha"
"I feel so bad for him" he sighed "Just promise me you won't pull that kind of stunt again?"
"Of course not" she sat there shocked "You know it's illegal to repeat a prank"
Jirayia sighed again and then hung up.
With her happy mood restored, Temari went about setting up appointments and other things that Itachi had to get done while she waited for him to make his next move.
End
Misukage: Sorry it got a little too hot kids. I was in that state of mind when it was being typed. Again, I have nothing against Sakura fans, I just have issues with the character myself. Please don't take anything I say against her to heart.
Anyway, please review