I don't own deathnote! If I did I'd have lots of munnies!


It wasn't until the next day that Light knew what he had gotten into.

After a boring day of school Light went home to write names in the note vigorously. Ryuuk relaxed on the bed, staring at Light from across the room while eating an apple.

"Hey, Light!" Ryuuk tried to get his attention. The boy just kept writing. 'Cute...' he thought as he made his way over to Light. He pulled on the back of his chair, making it go backwards enough that he could see Light's face.

"What is it, Ryuuk?" Light questioned, annoyed that he was interrupted.

"You're working pretty hard." Stated the shinigami. Light smiled.

"Well, of course, I only have so much time to punish all the criminals in the w-" Light was cut off mid-god complex speech. Ryuuk had forced him into a kiss. Light jumped in surprise and fell out of his chair, Ryuuk was somehow able to keep him from making too much noise when he landed. Light found himself underneath his attacker.

"Ryuuk! What the hell...?" Light nearly yelled, but he didn't want any of his family members coming in and questioning his sanity. His mission was too important. But is it important enough to endure what is probably going to happen to him? Ryuuk had his arms pinned to the ground.

"Who said I'd let you play with the deathnote for free?" He smiled, looking somewhat lustful. How could this be happening?

"Who said I was playing?" Light asked, trying to act tough, even though it wouldn't help. Ryuuk just chuckled and started kissing him again. Light fought a little but it was useless. It became apparent that the more he moved the rougher the shinigami would get with him. Ryuuk had just started to try and remove some articles of clothing when there was a knock on the door.

"Light! I know you're busy studying, but I need help!" Called Light's little sister. Ryuuk made an annoyed grunt, and reluctantly got off of his prey. Light lay still for a moment staring at the ceiling. He got up when his sister knocked again. He opened the door and let her in.

"Oh, and by the way," Ryuuk said quickly, "anyone who touches the notebook can see me!"

Light shot him a look and hastily put away the deathnote.

"What was that?" Asked the innocent child of the room.

"Nothing," said Light, "what do you need help on?"

"I'm having issues with the quadratic formula."

"Oh! There's a song that can help with that! Light! You listening? Light!" Ryuuk pestered. Light was busy helping his sister.

"Ok, Saiyu, the equation is -b..."

"Quaaaadratic formulaaaa..." Ryuuk began singing.

"plus or minus the square root of..." Light continued to ignore him

"And it's -b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac.... OVER 2A!!!! OVER 2A!!!!!" Sang the shinigami at the top of his lungs!

"I know what the quadratic formula is!" Light screamed at Ryuuk. Saiyu jumped.

"Whaaaa? Light, you've been acting weird today! Maybe you should get some rest... I think I understand it now, anyway."

"Right, you're right. I've been doing nothing but studying." He said, embarrassed. Light lay on his bed pretending to be exhausted. Saiyuu smiled and skipped out of Light's room, shutting the door behind her. "Get your rest, big brother!" She called as she continued to her room.

Light sighed, and realized he had no idea where Ryuuk was. He crawled around on his bed and looked around. Where did he go? Light feared for his personal space. With great reason.

Suddenly, Ryuuk was behind him. He quickly grabbed Light around his waist from behind so he couldn't escape. He pulled Light close to him and moved one hand up to Light's face, the other to his member, which he grabbed tightly. Light gasped. Ryuuk covered Light's mouth with his hand and whispered into his ear smiling, "Now, now, Light. You don't want to go about making any noise. You're the only one that can see me, so you screaming about something your family can't see isn't in your best interest. You can't become god of the new world from an asylum." Light's heartbeat was going at an insane pace as Ryuuk handled his package. He was breathing heavily, tears welling up in his eyes and angry but determined.

This is what I must endure to reach my goal? Can I endure this? it doesn't matter! I HAVE to! I'm the only one that can rid the world of evil! But what do I do about this? Can I do anything?

Light's thoughts were interrupted by Ryuuk suddenly switching from one torture to the next. He unbuttoned Light's pants and pulled them off with his underwear. He shoved him forward so that his butt would be sticking out for easy access.

"Sit still like a big boy, now." Ryuuk said with a taunting tone. Light could hear the sound of him taking off his pants behind him. Light shivered but stayed put. He felt Ryuuk's cool arms wrap around him once more, "This will hurt." Ryuuk said as he shoved himself inside of Light. He had to muffle his cry inside his arm.

This hurts! Damn it! Ah! But at the same time....

After a few minutes, Light let out a moan and his body shook. He was immediately angry with himself for making such a noise. They lay on their sides then, Ryuuk still holding Light, and playing with his hair.

"Good boy," Ryuuk began, "this is the sort of payment I accept for use of my deathnote." He was gently caressing Light's arm now. Why does his touch sooth me now? Light wondered. He saw the time and jumped out of the bed and redressed himself.

"Dammit! I'm going to be late because of you!" Light yelled, but not loud enough for anyone outside his room could understand. Before you could say 'Irish wristwatch' Light was gone, off to cram school.

"This one's going to be fun." Ryuuk smiled to himself as he redressed, and he wondered what the sudden fluffy feeling in his chest was as he thought of Light's interesting personality.


Yaaaay! Chapter 2!!!! Ryuuk's song gets stuck in my head! It is the quadratic formula song by Michael Kelly. You should listen to it, very amusing.