"Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble II"
Rated T for mild language and a whole lot of 'wrasslin
Summary: 400 of your favorite characters and wrestlers from TV shows, cartoons, video games, and all walks of life compete for a chance at $1,000,000 in the sequel to the biggest Royal Rumble Match of all time!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with WWE, TNA, ROH, NJPW, Lucha Underground, CZW and Northeast Wrestling. And I sure as heck don't own the following included. These include Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, Starz, Hasbro, Mattel, Sega, Nintendo, Microsoft, DC, Marvel, Namco Bandai, Capcom, SNK, Konami, Tecmo, WB Games, Warner Bros., Sony Entertainment, 20th Century Fox, CW, FX, AMC, EA Sports, YouTube, Schulz, Dreamworks, Square Enix, etc. Those I don't own. Anyway, me and Jeff Hardy Fan VR1 were granted permission by The Extreme Brony to help carry on the MASFRR legacy. So this will be our little gift to him as we bring you and him, the 2nd Annual Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
P.S.: If anyone's asking, this is in no relation to LordRyuTJ's Fanfiction Royal Rumble series. This is totally different, so regardless, have fun and enjoy.
P.P.S.: Let's pretend Monday Night RAW wasn't airing on this day, and this MASFRR2 was held on the 4th of July.
Chapter 2: The (Pre) Show Begins
The place was Soldier Field in Chicago, Illinois, home of the NFL's Chicago Bears. A crowd of 71,212 fans were filling in one at a time, everyone from kids to adults and even grandparents. Everyone were anticipating the fireworks that were minutes away from sounding off, indicating the start of the 2nd Annual Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble. The signs were all raised high for everyone to see, saying things like 'Daring + Apple 4-LIFE and 4-EVA' to 'Please go away, Rollins' and from 'Naruto 3:16' to 'The Bullet Club Lives'. Growing restless for an half hour...
*BOOM!*
The fireworks went off all around the stadium blasting red, white and blue colors all over. The entire Soldier Field even lit up all over with red, white and blue as well. The two dual rings were decked out with both red, white and blue ring ropes, white ring mat, a red, white and blue apron and your usual black barricade, which prevents fans from getting through the barricade in the first place.
After the fireworks died off slowly, the people cheered on their feet as the camera got a good shot at them. And then, the camera switched over to the announce team sitting at ringside, aside from the screaming fans.
"Hello everyone, and welcome to the most anticipated event of all time, the 2nd Annual Mega All-Star FanFiction Royal Rumble!" Michael Cole exclaimed. "I'm Michael Cole, and with me are legendary announcers and broadcast partners Good Ol' J.R. Jim Ross and Tazz!"
"It feels so good to be back in the Windy City, Cole. And it's a good thing it isn't me this time!" Tazz smirked.
"It's exciting for all of us here on America's birthday," J.R. nodded. "Tonight, we have stars from WWE, Impact Wrestling, Ring of Honor, Global Force Wrestling, Lucha Underground, and many other wrestling promotions to characters from popular cartoons, TV shows, video games, and more, they all came here to see who is the best of them all."
"Better than that, it's for a frickin' million dollars, J.R.!" Tazz smirked in an excited way. "I'm so excited as well! This Rumble's gonna be taken to the extreme!"
"Well enough with the talk, let's go to the ring with WWE Hall-of-Famer, Howard Finkel!" Cole smiled as the camera took a shot over at ringside.
In the ring was the ring announcer, Howard "The Fink" Finkel. After the bell rang, he began the introduction.
"Ladies and gentleman, it is now time for the 2nd Annual Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble!" He exclaimed.
The crowd erupted with a very huge pop, getting very excited for the event to start. But before they could see the action, The Fink gave out the rules for this special Rumble.
"Let me explain the rules," Finkel explained. "Earlier today, the two-"
But then, the Fink was cut off by these words:
I'm baaaaaack! And better than ever...
"Wait a minute, what's going on?!" Tazz gasped.
"Please don't tell me what I think this is..." J.R. muttered.
The rest of the Chicago crowd were on their feet, shocked in disbelief as the former owner of WCW and former RAW General Manager, Eric Bischoff, came out with a raucous of boos.
However, Eric wasn't alone. With him was the daughter of Beauty and the Beast and Ever After High's own, Rosabella Beauty.
"Oh no, it's Eric Bischoff..." Cole groaned.
"Isn't that Rosabella Beauty from Ever After High with him as well?" Tazz said with a raised eyebrow.
"Believe it or not, that is!" J.R. nodded. "What on earth is that young lady doing out here with him?"
"I don't know, but somethin' stinks to high heaven, and I don't like it one bit!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Well, we're supposed to get started with the Rumble, but it looks like Eric and Rosabella have something to say, I assume." Michael Cole groaned.
As both Eric Bischoff and Rosabella got into the ring, the fans were still raining down boos on them very loudly. However, Bischoff didn't feel affected by the negative reaction he was getting, so he kept his cool just by smiling. And then, after the boos finally died down, Rosabella handed him the microphone as he spoke.
"Oh come on, I'm pretty sure some of you must've missed me!" Eric chuckled as the crowd kept booing him in response. "Okay, I know some of you are thinking and saying, 'What's Eric Bischoff doing here with one of the students of Ever After High?' Well, lucky for all of you, I've come here today to share big news with all of you watching at home!"
"Dear god, I wonder what this might be?" J.R. replied.
"I have no idea!" Cole said, shaking his head in return.
"You really wanna know?" Bischoff smirked again. "Well, I wouldn't wanna spoil it for ya, so I'll have Rosabella Beauty tell it to you herself. Mrs. Beauty, I'll let you do the honors of telling them."
"Oh man, you know it's bad news when Rosabella makes a segment." Tazz gulped.
Suddenly, Eric handed Rosabella the mic so that she could talk.
"Gladly, Mr. Bischoff." Rosabella nodded over to Eric before speaking over to the crowd. "The big news he wants to share with you all is that the most handsomest stud standing right before me is the new owner of Mattel!"
The crowd immediately shouted "WHAT?" in complete shock.
"WHAT?" Cole shrieked.
"OH MY GOD!" J.R. shrieked as well.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Tazz shrieked also.
"Which means Eric not also controls Monster High, but also Ever After High as well!" Rosabella smirked while the crowd booed to this reaction.
"I really didn't see this coming." Cole gulped.
"You kiddin' me? Imagine the same way Monster High's feeling right now!" Tazz nodded alongside Cole.
"Thanks for the news, sweetie!" Eric exclaimed, taking the mic from Rosabella. "Everyone watching around at home, please give a round of applause for my good looking cash cow here!"
Rosabella didn't get the cheers that she wanted, which is why she was still getting drowned on by boos. Just to irritate Rosabella even more, the crowd chanted "Belle Is Better" in response.
"Well, that chant sure isn't sitting well with her." Tazz chuckled.
"Obviously, the crowd prefers Belle from Beauty and the Beast over Rosabella herself!" Cole smirked.
"I sure as hell would!" J.R. nodded, feeling the same thing Tazz and Cole were feeling.
"Ignore them sweetie, they don't know what the hell they're talking about," Eric chuckled. "I mean, with me on board, I can make both Monster High and Ever After High better than it already is!"
"Oh yeah, right!" J.R. groaned, rolling his eyes sarcastically.
"He's so full of himself." Cole scoffed.
"With me on board, I'll create new characters, I'll create bold, gripping drama and maybe excellent storylines!" Eric chuckled evilly while clearing his throat. "Of course, it all happened last January ago, so to speak. Speaking of which, anybody remember that little Ever After High movie that was aired on Netflix called 'Dragon Games'?
"Yeah, we all know that movie. Boy, did it sucked." Tazz rolled his eyes.
"In that film, did anyone of you remember that little 'kiss' scene between Apple White and Daring's little sis, Darling?" Bischoff asked the crowd before answering for them. "Well, just to let you all of you know, I was behind it all! Yes, it was me who was behind the kiss!"
Shocked at this kind of revelation, the crowd all booed in response.
"WHAT?" Cole shrieked.
"I should've known!" J.R. shook his head in return
"Dear god, you've gotta be kidding me!" Tazz snapped. "Bischoff is the reason behind Apple White's lesbianness?!"
"Oh come on, why are you booing like that?" Eric said with a faint groan. "I mean, that is what you all wanted, right? I did all of you a favor and gave Ever After High a dose of Hot Lesbian Action!"
"Oh come on now, the fans of Ever After High would never expect that crap!" J.R. scoffed.
"I don't think he even knows how fanbases work!" Cole exclaimed.
"However, it took a lot of persuading to make that happen." The ex-RAW GM smirked. "So, I'm gonna hand this right over to Rosabella and she'll tell you all about it! Here you go, Rosy!"
Just like a gentleman, Bischoff handed Rosabella the mic again.
"Thank you so much, Mr. Bischoff." She said before addressing the crowd. "I know what you're all thinking: Just exactly why did I meet up with Eric in the first place?"
"I sure as hell wanna know why!" J.R. cried out.
"Same here!" Tazz nodded.
"Well, I will you tell you why." Rosabella said, clearing her throat. "It's all because I was jealous of Apple White. I was jealous that she has the greatest Happily Ever After and I didn't. She was always popular, sweet, nice and beautiful to everyone who worshipped the ground she walked on. I won't lie, but I played and went along with it. Only to realize that she wanted to shove her 'destined' Happily Ever After down our throats. It made me sick. Just to let everyone around this stadium know, I wasn't jealous of Apple just because of her Snow White story. Do you really wanna know why I'm jealous of her?"
"I wonder what it was...?" Cole raised her eyebrow.
With an evil smirk, Rosabella admitted these words out:
"I'm jealous of Apple all because she has the one true love of 'my' life, Daring Charming."
Suddenly, gasps were heard all around Soldier Field in shock and awe.
"WHAT?" Cole gasped.
"OH MY GOD!" J.R. gasped as well.
"HOLY SHIT!" Tazz gasped also.
"That's right," She nodded. "You may believe this or not, Apple, but Daring Charming is the destined Beast in my story. I know there are some of you who may be saying, 'Oh, Daring's is Apple's Prince Charming and her one true love!'. You know what? It's total bullshit. So, I did something about it. Me, Darling and Faybelle went to the offices of Mattel where Eric Bischoff was taking charge at the time, and believe it or not, we did a little 'persuading' of our own."
The crowd booed very loudly in response.
"I wonder what bullshit they're persuading..." J.R. muttered.
"We demanded Eric that I should deserve Daring all to myself," Rosabella explained clearly. "The plan was simple and easy: Faybelle took that little 'poisoned' apple and gave it to Apple to eat. Once she was put in a deep sleep, my real true love Daring was supposed to wake her with a kiss. News flash to people fallen on deaf ears, Daring did in fact kiss her, but she never woke up. In fact, it was my roommate all along. Yeah, it was 'that' Darling Charming who woke Apple up with that 'kiss'. Which means Apple, that Daring's little sister is now Apple's 'Princess' Charming."
Shock, once again, filled throughout Soldier Field.
"I... I can't believe this." Cole said while being lost for words.
"I really hope I'm dreaming here..." Tazz gulped.
"This can't be happening!" J.R. said, shaking his head in regret.
"Anyway, Eric loved our little idea, and he decided to write the whole plot into Dragon Games." Rosabella smirked. "However, he wanted something in return. Knowing that I'm soon to be taken by my real true prince, I had Darling and Faybelle show Eric some of their 'assets' just in return. Let's just say from the look on Eric's face that we gave him, we weren't talking about the material kind of 'assets'."
The crowd, despite all the boos, managed to throw in a single 'woooo' for good measure. Rosabella then laid out one major ecstatic smirk, revealing this one major sentence:
"In fact, Eric wanted three little words: Hot... Lesbian... Action."
"Oh crap!" Cole shrieked.
"Good lord!" Tazz cried out.
"So, that's the end of that little fairy tale." Rosabella said, nearing the end of her little promo. "Apple White, if you're watching backstage, let me tell you something. How does it feel? How does it feel to realize your happily ever after is nothing more of a nightmare? You can't fight this anymore, Apple. Daring's actually in love with me and he always will be, because that's reality. And you wanna know what your reality is? Your reality is you sitting all alone in the dark because you never had a Prince Charming in the first place. And you will never have one because your Prince Charming is now mine. You may not like it. Heck, you may deny it all you want, but hear this from me: That... is reality. Hurts, doesn't it?"
The crowd booed so loudly at this promo that the people in the city of Chicago could all hear it.
"This is just disgraceful..." J.R. shook his head.
"Ain't she a peach?" Bischoff smirked. "Give her a big round everybody!"
Suddenly, the scene switched over to backstage where Daring Charming and Apple White were watching Rosabella's little promo from the back. Apple couldn't even believe what she was hearing from Rosabella. She didn't want to believe it. She just couldn't believe it. But she had to find out if it was true. So, she turned to Daring in distress.
"Daring... is this true?" Apple said, being lost for words.
Daring couldn't even find the words to describe this. So his only response was leaving the locker room by himself, leaving Apple on the brink of tears.
Both Eric and Rosabella were busy watching this from ringside, laughing at Apple's misery.
"Aww, wook at that." Eric laughed, mocking sadness as an insult to Apple. "We made widdle Apple White cry!"
"This is despicable." Cole said, feeling disgusted by this.
Before Eric and Rosabella could continue their evil deed with a laugh...
You know it's the Mack militant...
Those words coming from the stadium made the people erupt in cheers. They knew what was coming.
"Wait a minute!" Cole exclaimed.
"Oh boy, looks like someone's in a bad mood!" Tazz said, feeling pumped.
But he was feeling more excited when the former SmackDown General Manager, Teddy Long, came out to a huge eruption. However, he wasn't alone as he had Ever After High's own Lizzie Hearts with him.
"Bah gawd, it's the former SmackDown GM, Teddy Long!" J.R. shouted in excitement.
"And he ain't alone!" Cole smirked. "Lizzie Hearts from Ever After High is with him too! I can already tell they don't like the results of what just happened!"
"That, of course was a terrible term of events." J.R. explained.
"Looks like they got somethin' to say!" Tazz smirked as well.
Feeling displeased at what they were seeing themselves, Teddy took the mic and began his rant.
"Playa, where in the hell do you and little Miss Beauty ever get off like that?" Teddy huffed. "In all my years in the WWE and WCW, I never saw anything sickening like that in my life."
"Yeah, you tell em Teddy!" Tazz exclaimed, agreeing with Teddy.
"Heck, that made me so sick, that when I look how big and fat Rosabella's butt is, God knows I lose my appetite, playa!" Teddy said as the crowd cheered him on.
However, those kinds of words didn't sit well with Rosabella at all.
"Oh, you're a bundle of joy, huh? Well, I aint smiling!" Rosabella scoffed.
Right out of nowhere, the Chicago crowd broke out in a 'fatass' chant, headed directly at Rosabella herself.
"Ya hear them, Bella?" Lizzie said with a smirk.
"Obviously, they're chanting right at you," Rosabella scoffed again before smirking. "Quite fitting for someone with wide hips."
The crowd kept on agitating Rosabella to death, now feeding chants of "Belle is better" directed at the girl with the rose colored glasses. Lizzie took in a smile from this chant. Deep down, the Wonderlandian actually agreed with these people.
"For once, I actually agree with these people," Lizzie nodded. "Unlike you, at least Belle didn't have to kiss ass to anyone."
"That's for damn sure!" J.R. nodded as well, agreeing with Lizzie's statement.
"Heck, she would have shown a lot more class than you would ever have in your life." Lizzie pointed at Rosabella. "She would have proven it 25 years ago and she would have proven it right now if she was here!"
The entire Soldier Field were now on their feet, chanting Lizzie's name over and over again, just to annoy both Bischoff and Beauty. Like Rosabella, Eric was also annoyed to what Lizzie was spewing.
"Lizzie, you're way outta line here!" Eric exclaimed, pointing to Lizzie. "Can't you see that this lovely woman standing before me is about to be Daring's princess soon enough? Go back to wackytown, sweet cheeks. I'm sure Cirque Du Soieil is missing an extra for their concert, and I think you'd fit the bill!"
The crowd booed at Bischoff for that remark, until Teddy Long grabbed the mic yet again..
"You think you're all chuckles, playa?" Teddy scoffed in front of his ex-rival. "You sure weren't laughin' when I beat you in the middle of this ring a decade ago. I believe it was Survivor Series '05 perhaps?"
"We all remember what happened at that show." Cole nodded.
"Yeah, the Boogeyman came and freaked the hell out of me," Tazz said, agreeing with Cole. "I had to get new underwear..." He gulped.
"No one cares about what happened in the past, okay?" Eric groaned at Teddy.
"I actually do remember a lot from your past, Eric." Lizzie said to Eric, smirking a little. "Didn't you use to have that gorgeous mane of yours? Oh yeah, I believe your nephew cut it off, alongside the rest of your manhood you had left."
Hearing that epic burn, the crowd broke out in a "Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh" as a response.
"Yeah, I definitely remember that.!" J.R. smirked a little.
"And I do recall many moments of your life," Lizzie chuckled. "Let's see, you got powerbombed off the stage by Nash in WCW, you got chokeslammed off the stage by Kane in WWE, you washed Ric Flair's toilets, and got sent through a trash compactor by Mr. McMahon. Does that ring any bells, Bischoff?"
"Ha ha ha ha, Yeah!" Tazz chuckled in response of Lizzie's separate burns.
"I'm certain Bischoff remembers that very well!" J.R. nodded.
Being fed up by these insults, Rosabella took the mic from Eric and yelled at Lizzie's face.
"I have had just about enough of your crappy insults, Lizzie!" Rosabella said, shouting in Lizzie's face. "Can't you see that I'm one step closer from getting my beastly prince away from Apple once and for all?"
But then, Teddy decides to get in Rosabella's face in return.
"Hold on there just a damn minute, Bella!" Teddy scowled. "Just because you finally got things your way, doesn't mean you own squat, miss! Regardless if Daring is Apple's prince or not, that doesn't mean he's still a hero to everyone, including Apple! And you boasting over and over again is making my ears get infected! In fact, I might have to go to the hospital after listening to you for so long, Miss Beauty! Now, I would hate to be a bad influence, but you two brought this on yourselves. Bella, you decide to stick your nose into Apple's business, gather your friends together and went over to Bischoff's office. You had no right playing cards in yours and Bischoff's favor. And one of these days, regardless when it'll happen, it's gonna hit ya right in your fat ass, missy."
Rosabella had just about enough of Teddy's tirade. So just when she was about to slap him...
...
...
...Lizzie caught her by the wrist just in time!
"Oh my, I wonder what's about to fold out." Cole gasped.
To add insult to injury, Lizzie started wrenching Rosabella's arm in total pain.
"Oh boy, we're about to see it go down here!" Tazz said, feeling pumped.
"I would sure hate to be Rosabella right about now!" J.R. nodded again.
But before Lizzie could cause serious damage to Rosabella, the "mail alert" sound blared all throughout the stadium, stopping the face-off for a minute as Michael Cole got up with a mic in hand.
However, that proved to be a distraction for Bischoff when Teddy Long dropped the microphone and attacked Eric!
"What a right hand by Long!" J.R. shouted.
"Well, that distraction sure paid off!" Tazz chuckled.
"I'll say!" Cole nodded. "And they say I'd be making an announcement!"
However, that little attack from Teddy was nothing compared to what Lizzie was gonna do to Rosabella. Still holding her by her wrist, Lizzie made a cut-throat gesture to her, saying: "Off with your head!"
Before a riot could breakout though, the sound of glass shattering filled the stadium as the crowd went insane!
"OHHHH MY!" Cole shouted at the stop of his lungs.
"Could this be...?" Tazz gasped.
The crowd erupted even more as "Stone Cold" Steve Austin came out of the stage riding an ATV down to the ring!
"It is!" Cole nodded out.
"Bah gawd almighty, Stone Cold is here! Stone Cold is here!" J.R. shouted out ecstatically.
"The Texas Rattlesnake has arrived!" Tazz shouted out as well. "Things are about to get interesting, guys!"
After riding throughout all four corners the ring, Austin got off his ATV and entered the ring, raising his fists like always to a huge standing ovation.
"The entire Soldier Field is pumped up!" Cole nodded.
"It wouldn't be a Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble without the Texas Rattlesnake!" J.R. shouted, still feeling an ounce of goosebumps from his entrance.
"I wonder what's gonna go down from here?" Tazz raised his eyebrow.
As the music and ovation finally died down, Austin found himself standing beside both Lizzie and Rosabella, not knowing what to make of this scene.
"Well, ain't this a fine image?" Austin sneered.
Somehow, Eric, Teddy, Rosabella and Lizzie all stopped their fighting, standing on their feet as Sheriff Austin got their attention.
"Apparently, we're supposed to start this event 15 damn minutes ago, and somehow, we got Teddy, Mr. Bischoff, Lizzie, and the dumb bimbo with glasses taking up half of the TV time." Austin smirked. "Normally, I'd stop this from happening and all, but seeing what I'm seeing, I think this gives me a great idea!"
"WHAT?" The crowd shouted.
"If you wanna see Lizzie Hearts give Rosabella a big fairy tale beatdown, give me a 'hell yeah'!" Austin told the crowd.
"HELL YEAH!" The crowd shouted again.
"Well, here's what I'm gonna do.," Austin stated. "It's gonna be Lizzie Hearts vs. the dumb four-eyed bitch, Rosabimbo Beauty with Teddy on Lizzie's corner and Bischoff on Beauty's corner!"
The entire Soldier Field crowd cheered on in response. Rosabella tried to protest in response, but Austin ignored her anyway.
"By the way, the match... starts right now! Ring the bell!"
With Austin's signal, both Teddy and Eric went to their separate corners as the bell ring. While the crowd was still cheering, the ovation soon grew louder as Austin took off his Austin 3:16 shirt to reveal a sleeveless referee shirt.
"Oh man!" Cole gulped.
"I can't believe we're seeing this happen!" Tazz gulped as well. "I mean, Austin as the Special Guest Referee? Best pre-show ever, even if it isn't one!"
"Rosabella is sure livid about this!" J.R. nodded.
So far, Rosabella was still mad and angry. She was so mad and angry in fact that she made the gravest mistake of telling Stone Cold off.
"Don't you know who I am?" Rosabella told Austin. "I'm frickin' Rosabella Beauty! I'm the daughter of Beauty and the Beast, and I'm not gonna stand you treating me like this! You... understand... me?"
However, she started poking Austin's chest as a sign of disrespect. Austin started giving out one nasty glare to Rosabella as a result. The more Rosabella was shoving and poking him, the more pissed-off Stone Cold was getting. He was getting poked to the point where Austin wanted to lay her hands on her.
"Uh-oh, that may be a bad idea, Rosabella!" Tazz gulped.
"That poor woman's already askin' for it!" J.R. exclaimed.
J.R. was definitely right.
After one last shove from Rosabella, Austin shoved her back, only for Lizzie to wrap her up in a school boy. But Lizzie immediately broke off the pin, leaving Rosabella on her knees. It wasn't for too long though as Lizzie smacked the bookworm's face with a superkick!
"Oh man!" Cole cringed.
"What a shot!" Tazz shouted.
"That kick nearly took Rosabella's head clean off!" J.R. cringed as well.
Rosabella was clearly knocked out from the attack.
Seeing her in this state, Lizzie sent out a cut-throat gesture with her hand as she approached the unconscious bookworm. She then started to sit down on Rosabella while attempting a Camel Clutch, but instead, Lizzie connected with a Romero Dragon Sleeper with Rosabella's back bending sideways!
"Check this out!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Lizzie calls this the WonderSleeper!" Cole exclaimed.
"There's no way for Rosabella to fight back from this!" J.R. shook his head.
Rosabella tried to fight back as hard as she could, but unfortunately, it wasn't enough for her. So with nowhere to run and nowhere to get to, Rosabella had no choice but to tap out of the move, much to the delight from the Chicago crowd!
"Ah, I don't believe it!" Cole said in surprise.
"Well, that didn't take long!" Tazz chuckled.
"There was definitely no surprise there, fellas." J.R. nodded in unison.
After the bell rang, Finkel immediately announced the winner of the match:
"Here is your winner, Lizzie Hearts!"
Rosabella grew dazed and confused at what just occurred. Too bad she was still unconscious to remember what happened. While Lizzie was still celebrating her victory with Teddy Long, not to mention an enraged Eric Bischoff throwing a total fit in the Austin stood by a fallen Rosabella with a smirk on his face.
Before he could say something, Austin brought out a DVD from his pocket and showed it to the crowd.
"In closing, don't forget to pick up your copy of Beauty and The Beast 25th Anniversary out on DVD from whatever the hell those damn retailers are sold!" Austin exclaimed, plugging the product on live TV. "And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!"
And then, he somehow dropped the DVD right into Rosabella's face as he continued the celebration with a little beer bash.
"Talk about a little plug for Disney!" Tazz chuckled.
"Yeah, but I'm afraid Rosabella got plugged out!" J.R. nodded. "She got bent over like a bah gawd fortune cookie!"
"Well, what a way to start the 2nd Annual Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble!" Cole chuckled as well. "We've saw only the warm-up, but we're just getting started! The big event begins right after the break, so stay tuned!"
The scene then closes with Stone Cold, Teddy Long and Lizzie Hearts sharing a sloshy six-pack of beer in front of a fallen Rosabella.
Wow, Lizzie just showed Rosabella who's boss. Off with her head indeed!
Anyway, I wrote this chapter because to be honest, I'm not gonna be watching Ever After High's "Epic Winter" movie because as a loyal Daring/Apple fan like me, I'm not gonna like the way Mattel's gonna shove this little so-called Daring/Rosabella ship down my throat. I would rather see Daring with either Cerise, Lizzie or Apple than to see him with Rosabella. If I thought their Dragon Games movie sucked ass, Epic Winter is gonna suck dogs**t. I truly believe that someday destiny may find both Daring and Apple again so that they can be together, and if not, maybe him with Cerise or Lizzie will either do. Those three ships are waaaaaaaay better than Daring/Rosabella and I tell and say it like it is, just like Jesse "The Body" Ventura. So when it comes to "Epic Winter", it is clearly the Ghostbusters 2016 of Ever After High movies, plain and simple. I'd rather go take a dump in a garbage bin, because that's waaaaaay more fun than that movie (I'm just kidding about the dump part, though).
Anyway, the big event starts next chapter, so feedbacks are welcome! BAZINGA!