I don't own Twilight, just thought you would like to know, as I promised this is Emmett's list, this should be good, next is Jasper, you can feel free to write in ideas as to what you want to hear.
CPOV
"Ok now we are doing Emmett's list." I rolled my eyes as Emmett snickered. "Edward, you can go first" I gave him the pen.
(Edward) Emmett cannot use my car to compare to his car.
Emmett cannot eat and then throw up in my toilet, it clogs my toilet.
(Alice) Emmett cannot steal my bras and other undergarments and use them to store stuff in…
Emmett cannot come into my room when I am not in there.
(Rosalie) Emmett cannot use my tools to fix his car, they usually end up breaking.
Emmett cannot rip any of my clothes, it really pisses me off.
(Jasper) Emmett cannot challenge me to games of "Risk" and then give up in the middle of the game and whine that it's too long.
Emmett must keep his emotions to himself…
(Esme) Emmett cannot break any tables while wrestling with his brothers.
Emmett cannot eat our props.
(Carlisle) Emmett is not allowed to use drugs.
Emmett may not steal my pictures, and then ransom them for $50 each.
"Emmett is that duable" he looked like he would have a breakdown... "NO MORE RISK!" He then retreated to a corner… my family sometimes I swear…..