pairings: ZoTash and Smoker/Ace
rating: T
Late Night Troublemakers
"Hey Tash."
"Ahh! Jesus Ace, don't sneak up like that and stop laughing."
"Sorry couldn't resist."
"Why aren't you with Smoker-taisa?"
"He said to bother you so he could finish up some reports."
"And you listened?"
"I thought you might like to know where I've been just now."
"Not likely."
"Not even if it was on my brother's ship."
"You were? I mean, I still don't care."
"He's not easily startled like you."
"Your brother?"
"No. Your lover."
"My what?"
"Lover."
"I don't have a l-lover. Especially from that crew."
"So it wouldn't bother you to hear then that he is an incredible kisser, he was all hot and sweaty from his training but it was one hell of a kiss."
"Lies!"
"Calm down Tash and put that katana away someone could get hurt."
"That's the point."
"You sure are gullible you know. Relax; I didn't touch your precious swordsman."
"Oh. He's not mine."
"Of course not. So why do you have matching Baby Den Den Mushis?"
"I'm sure Smoker-taisa is done those reports now. You should go check."
"Smooth sergeant. Well I might as well, pass on my greetings to them."
"To who?"
"The Strawhats?"
"What?"
"When you call him once I've left."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"haha enjoy your conversation."
...
"Hello?"
"Were you sleeping?"
"Yeah but its fine I'm on watch anyways."
"You sleep on watch? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?"
"No."
"Oh."
"What's up?"
"Nothing. Err... did Ace drop by the other day?"
"Nah haven't seen him in awhile."
"Oh."
"Did he say he had?"
"Maybe."
"Don't listen to him. You know I wouldn't touch him."
"I know."
"Why don't you get some sleep."
"I can talk its fine."
"You sound exhausted Tash."
"I am pretty tired."
"I'll talk to you later okay."
"Okay."
"Night."
"Good night."