Anthony's House

Celebi & Emolga: Happy happy happy Birthday! Everybody wants to wish you a Happy Birthday!

Diancie: Not everybody.

Marshadow blew out his birthday candles.

Diancie: Okay great, party's over. I'm gonna go hang out with Whatshername.

Celebi: You can't leave yet, Marshy still has to open his presents.

Marshadow: Actually Celebi, there's a present I'd like to give you first. So, we really should let Diancie leave.

Diancie: Good…..wait, wait, why do you need me to leave to give Celebi a present?

Marshadow: I just…do, okay?

Diancie: ….Yeah, I'm not leaving.

Marshadow: Alright then. I've already been delaying this WAY too much, it's about time I did it.

Marshadow got down on one knee and opened up a tiny black box with a ring inside of it.

Marshadow: Celebi…will you marry me?

*dramatic pause*

Marshadow then got thrown through the roof.

Celebi: I can't believe you just threw him through the roof…..Emolga! Why would you do that?

Emolga got awkward and then flew upstairs to hide in her Luxury Ball.

Celebi: I gotta go find Marshy.

Celebi flew through the hole in the roof to go look for him. Diancie looked up at the hole.

Diancie: And they never saw him again. Whazzup?!

Outside, Lincoln was standing in front of Anthony's house waiting for him to get home. Anthony showed up carrying the gift basket he won.

Lincoln: H…hey, Anthony. Wha….what you got there?

Anthony: It's the Ace Savvy gift basket I won on the radio this morning. They were gonna mail it to me, but I decided to go down there and pick it up myself because I just couldn't wait to rub it in your face, I mean have it…..No I don't, I mean rub it in your face.

Lincoln: Oh, I didn't know you liked Ace Savvy.

Anthony: I don't. I used to have no opinion on it, but once I found out it's your favorite thing, I decided that I hate it. Speaking of things that suck, what are you doing here?

Lincoln: Can't a guy just come over to hang out with his…..favorite….big…..brother?

Lincoln's eye was twitching while he said that.

Anthony: Whaaaaaat?! Of all the older brothers in the multiverse, you like me more than any of the others? That means you like me more than you like yourself. I am so flattered. And last I checked, there was no part of you that liked me even the tiniest little bit.

Lincoln: I..I..I..I never said that.

Anthony: I never said you said that. But now that you mention it, you did say that. And on my birthday. That was not very nice. Now if you'll excuse me…

Anthony went inside.

Lincoln: Hey, wait!

Lincoln followed him.

Diancie: This cake tastes like crud.

Anthony and Lincoln went upstairs.

Lincoln: Since you don't care about Ace Savvy…

Anthony: "Don't care about" doesn't mean "hate."

Lincoln: Right. Since you hate Ace Savvy, can…can…can I have the gift basket?

Anthony (sarcastically): Oh, oh, oh, oh, is this something you want?

Lincoln: Yes!

Anthony: Oh, I had ABSOLUTLEY NO IDEA! You can't expect me to know things if you don't tell me.

Lincoln: So….can I have it? Pretty please?

Anthony: ….No. I'm just gonna leave it on my dresser here, and never use it. Ever.

Lincoln grabbed Anthony's head and pulled him up close to his face.

Lincoln: Alright, listen. I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. You give me that gift basket, and I'll give you…

Lincoln pulled something green out of his back pocket.

Lincoln: …your hat!

Anthony: ….I refuse your offer.

Lincoln: What? Why?

Anthony: Because of something else you said on my birthday.

Lincoln: What?

Anthony: You said the first time you put my hat on, you had to put it in the washer and take a shower because it had Staffenhagen Cooties.

Lincoln: Psst, is that something I said? I have no memory of saying it. And if I did, I'm sure I didn't mean it.

Anthony: Well, you did! And there's something worse than Staffenhagen Cooties that you got in my hat. Something that can never be washed out, Loud Lesions. So no, I do not want my hat back. You ruined it and I can never wear it again.

Lincoln: …..Ok then. Is there anything else of mine that you want?

Anthony: No.

Lincoln: Please! You have to let me have the gift basket. Me and Clyde REALLY wanna see this movie. And I just realized that all the comics in there are ones I don't have. I let you have my copy of Super Mario Odyssey, so it's only fair.

Anthony: That's right, you did let me have that. And why was that again?

Lincoln: I did it out of the goodness of my heart and absolutely no other reason.

Anthony: No, that wasn't it. I'm pretty sure it was because YOU SAW MARIO WAS HERE WITHOUT TELLING ME AND THEN YOU WENT ON AN ADVENTURE WITH HIM!

Lincoln: How did you find out about that?

Anthony: Through the magic of SIGHT! Your cameraman tweeted about it.

Lincoln: Oh.

Anthony: And now I want you to apologize.

Lincoln: Ok, I'm sorry.

Anthony: Not to me! I want you to apologize to HIM!

Anthony pointed at a cardboard cutout of Gumball.

Lincoln: You want me to apologize to a cardboard cutout of a cartoon character?

Anthony: It's not the cardboard cutout, it's who the cardboard cutout REPRESENTS. And I want you to apologize to him because he wanted to meet Mario and never got to, unlike you.

Lincoln: Uhhm…okay. But just so you know, I AM sorry to you too.

Anthony: About what?

Lincoln: Oh you know, about…Halloween.

HALLOWEEN FLASHBACK (Based On A True Story)

Anthony was in his house when he heard a knock on his door, naturally expecting it to be a Trick-or-Treater. It was no Trick-or-Treater.

Anthony (after opening the door): Are you Tom Kenny?

Tom Kenny: It is I, Tom Kenny, voice of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Anthony: Wh…wh…wh…what are you doing here? You want some can…can…candy?

Tom Kenny: I have never told this secret to anyone before, but I am an alien. I came here to Earth because it's much harder to get voice acting jobs on my home planet of Thlouse-13. But I must go now. My planet needs me.

Anthony: Why? What is it? Is the king dying and you're next in line for the throne? Are you at war with another planet?

Tom Kenny: My mom wants me to vacuum.

Anthony. Uh…okay. But why do you have to tell me this?

Tom Kenny: Vacuuming will only take about 10 minutes, but due to Thlouse-13's slower resolution around the sun, 14 million years will have passed by the time I return to Earth. That means I won't be able to voice SpongeBob anymore. I'm going to need a replacement. But not just any replacement. I need a true SpongeBob fan who has stuck with the show all these years and still likes it to this day. Only someone like that can truly take my place. That someone is…you.

Anthony dropped the bowl of candy he was holding.

Anthony: Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Tom Kenny: And if you play your cards right, they might let you be a writer too.

Anthony: Is…is this actually happening?

Tom Kenny: So, what do you say?

Anthony (while starting to cry): Mr. Kenny, the fact you even considered me is such an honor. I…I…I was not prepared for this. But yes, of course I'll do it, Mr. Kenny. Best Halloween ever!

Anthony leaned in to give Tom Kenny a hug. But he couldn't because Tom Kenny was actually a hologram.

Anthony: What?

Anthony then heard a bunch of laughter coming from behind the wall in front of his house. The people laughing were Lincoln, his sisters, and Clyde. Lisa was carrying a hologram projector which she turned off.

This is what their Halloween costumes were:

Lori – Ninja Squirtle Leonardo

Leni – Camerupt

Luna – Lunatone

Luan – Mr. Mime

Lynn – Bulbasaur

Lincoln – Mewtwo

Clyde – Spinarak

Lucy – Gothitelle

Lola & Lana – Plusle & Minun

Lisa – Mimikyu

Lily – Alolan Vulpix

Anthony started to cry (not tears of joy this time) while everyone else continued to laugh at him. Luna then walked up to him.

Luna: You got tricked!

Anthony was now really mad, so he went back inside and slammed the door. The Louds and Clyde continued to laugh for a couple seconds, but then…

Lincoln: Couch!

Anthony threw his couch at them from the top floor, but they got out of the way in time.

END OF HALLOWEEN FLASHBASK

Anthony: Yeah, I'm sorry about Halloween too.