Disclaimer: I do not own Justin or any of the characters in Total Drama Island. Repeat, I own nothing.
Author's Note: Originally, Justin's diary was going to be a one-shot and I was going to leave it that way but then I saw the special Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island special and I had to write more. Especially since you guys all liked the first part so much. I had a fun time writing that, even if it took a couple hours to do so. That first was the most I have ever written for any single chapter of anything (6 Pages single space typed in Word! That's a lot for me!) and I feel accomplished so yeah. Justin is fun to write. But be warned, this section WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS (LOOK AT THE BIG LETTERS PEOPLE! IF YOU READ THIS AND GET MAD AT ME FOR RUINING IT AND GIVING IT AWAY, IT'S YOUR FAULT! I SAID THIS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS!). REPEAT, THIS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN THE TOTAL DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA ISLAND SPECIAL. THIS IS THE SPECIAL EPISODE AFTER THE FINAL EPISODE WHERE THE WINNER WAS DECIDED. For all those who could care less or even want to know what crazy stuff happened, read on. I was VERY LUCKY to see it on Youtube, but it is no longer there anymore. I tried to go on and see it again today but it said the videos have been removed because of Teletoon Copywrite or something. So I was extremely fortunate to have seen it. It was up for like a day. Thank goodness I saw it last night or I would have never seen it. It was THE FUNNIEST EPISODE OF TDI EVER!!! (In my opinion, and honestly, it probably is because of the length and how much funny they packed into it). You'll see what I mean soon enough….lol, if you have read this entire author's note, good job for you! You rock.
Dear diary,
You won't believe it. We are still not done at the stupid Island! Here I am, getting ready to go to my modeling show (after showing off my awesome body for Katie and Sadie, the really weird girls who share a brain but hey, awesome is awesome) when Chris brings in this HUMONGO cardboard check, for 1 MILLION dollars! I could scarcely believe it. Neither could anyone else. Chris says that he is giving Owen (who had somehow managed to win surprisingly enough) a chance to either keep his check for 100,000 dollars or he could trade it in for the chance to win 1 MILLION dollars! Owen of course picked the million. But to get the million, you had to find the suitcase, wherever the producers had managed to hide it. Then, you had to take it to the Dock of Shame to win. But the interesting thing was, anyone could get it. Owen was excited but nobody else was really thrilled. After all, how do we know that Chris had actually put a million dollars in there? He might be messing with our heads again and it could be a load of bricks. As much as I appreciate the guy, I am beginning to be a little ticked off. Does he think that we are going to be that stupid and stoop to his level to get a suitcase that might not have anything but a bunch of bricks? Apparently, he does. And he is most certainly right too as after 2 minutes of Owen running around screaming he was going to get the million dollars, none of us could resist the prize anymore and all of us, and I mean all, all the campers that participated in this insane game from the very beginning, ran for the prize. Of course, we all collided with each other and landed in a giant tumble. Everybody was fighting with one another to get out but couldn't because whoever tried to get out was pulled back in so they couldn't get ahead. Beth came up with an idea that we could all work together and split the million 22 ways. Pfft, as if. You know what a million dollars could do? It could totally boost my modeling career and make me one of the most well known people on this planet. Screw the ugly people, after this little adventure on this insane island where I saw my first ugly people for the first time, they could stay ugly for all I care. But hey, what is 50,000 from a million for ugly charity? I could really care less now, all I have found is that ugly people are ugly and stupid and have no ambition or drive, but it really would boost my popularity. Everyone would know how awesomely nice I am in addition to being awesomely hot and good-looking.
Everyone paired off into teams and ran off to find the suitcase. There was team Lindsay, Beth, and Ezekiel (wow, they let sexist home-schooled boy in? Never saw that one coming.). Team Owen, DJ, Tyler, and Cody (little freaky twerp). Team Eva, Noah, and Izzy (how I hate her). There was Heather and Harold (how dare he be with Heather!), Bridgette and Geoff, Duncan and Courtney, and Team Gwen, Leshawna, and Trent. I was of course left with those two freaks Katie and Sadie. That was as effective as me by myself. Actually, I did a hell of a lot better by myself than those two idiots. At first they were being admiring fans complementing me on my awesomeness, not helpful for finding that suitcase but I didn't complain, but then they started talking about the stupidest things I could really care less about, sharing and remembering stories about them when they were younger. Someone kill me! I was almost beginning to hate them as much as I hate Izzy and I was pissed off at having to miss my modeling shoot. Fortunately, I got at least some photos of me done while looking for the suitcase but those won't be as good as I am all stressed out and pissed off. I don't know how I managed to keep my sexy image going without going completely berserk. Katie and Sadie were getting on my last nerves. If I don't get rid of them soon, there are going to be two dead stupid girls soon enough. They were too busy looking at me and not enough for the suitcase. I suppose it's a good thing, I wouldn't share any of the money with either one in a million years. I finally got rid of them by saying I had to go to the bathroom and why not wait in that cave over there. They were like all 'sure!' and they go in. Idiots. I ran away from there so I didn't have to listen to their meaningless annoying chatter anymore.
I ran into Trent, Gwen, and Leshawna. It was really easy to obtain information from Gwen and Leshawna. I mean really, what girl could resist me? None of course! I have this strange effect on people somehow, I do not quite understand how it works, but if you're hot and sexy, people like you and give you favors while those who are ugly get booted out. And I was definitely hot and sexy, I mean, I make everyone love me. All the animals love me, all the girls, and many guys. Heather needs to work on her manipulation strategy. I mean really, she's pretty. She could easily get people to do what she wants without having to be bossy and mean. In fact, it is far easier to manipulate if they like you and you are good treating them. Plus, she needs to show off her looks more. That will win far more support than her little conniving and deals, embarrassing, etc. Everyone hates her. How did she make it to the top 3 anyhow? I would have made it to there if she hadn't kicked me off (good show though, good show). Sigh. Wow, how does Heather manage to still manipulate and use everyone if everyone hates her and doesn't trust her? They are far too nice for their own good, seriously.
After finding out where Gwen, Trent, and Leshawna looked, I had eliminated several possibilities for the location of the case. Of course, by then, other people had already found it and were busy stealing it from one another. Team Cody, Owen, Trent, DJ found it but then it was stolen from them by Harold and Heather, but Heather backstabbed Harold and tried to make off with it by herself. Heather managed to fall off a cliff and get stuck in a beaver dam. Dang, that must have hurt; did you know that beavers are very territorial? They beat up on her good. The suitcase floats off to Lindsay, Beth and Ezekiel, but then Duncan and Courtney reel it in. It's like watching football lol. The suitcase just keeps getting passed and passed along. The suitcase was grabbed by an alligator from Duncan (what is an alligator doing here anyways?) but he wrestled for it back. Duncan gets wounded and can't move on and then Courtney pulls a very surprise maneuver and backstabs Duncan! I knew I didn't like that chick. She steals it, leaving Duncan alone, but Izzy falls on her! I managed to track Izzy down and take the suitcase from Eva and Izzy. Wow, even Izzy, how I hate her, still loves my awesome sexiness so lol. She said I had 'powers' and 'not to look in his eyes'. Like that saved them from giving me the suitcase. I just simply ripped off my shirt and showed my awesome sexy hot buff body and they were instantly in my power. Even Eva was in my power. Noah was helpless to stop them as they gave me the case. I said bye to the suckers and made off.
Is it a little cheap that I used my looks to help me in this competition? Nah, not really. I mean if you have it, why not use it? Besides, Heather manipulated those losers far beyond whatever I did. I finally had to talk, this was war after all. And I was going to win, at any cost. If that required a little improvisation, hey, it's all good. Cody, Trent, Owen, and DJ found me with my case and actually said they were going to steal it from me. I laughed. I mean really. What would they do to me? I may have liked DJ and Owen but no way was I giving up a million dollars for them, not when I could increase my popularity and fame. Plus, the fools had tied themselves together so none of them would get greedy and run off with the case without the others. They tied themselves good too. I could easily beat everyone of them, even had they not tied themselves together. I mean, Cody is a weak twig of a person. Tyler sucks and/or has extremely bad luck at physical activity, knowing him; he would find a way to somehow find a way to injure himself without me even laying a finger on him. DJ I might have been worried about had he not been such a big softie, and Owen is a fat lazy slob. Yeah, I wrote that. Owen is a fat lazy slob who should not have won. If he wasn't going to throw such an awesome party, I would have supported Goth girl to win. But there isn't going to be a party as Owen traded his money so fuck it. The dude is a big fart machine anyway. Naturally, I wasn't worried about them stealing the suitcase.
Something hit me. Was that a barbecued rib from today's lunch? Wow, that is slightly disgusting but that doesn't do anything. Is that the best they got? Wow, winning this million dollars is going to be a breeze. Suddenly, they tricked me and I fell for it. One of them, Cody, that little weasel, said there were paparazzi. I did my model stances and I was trampled and run over by those losers who grabbed the suitcase. Ugh, I've been tricked. Not to worry though, I always have a plan.
I ambled over to where crazy Chef Hatchet was patrolling the area to check on campers.
"Hey there Chef," I drawled. "I could really use a little flight to make it over this BIG Island faster. Do you mind if I just borrow the plane for a little bit?" Chef Hatchet looks at me and gets mad.
"What? No! Do you think I look stupid to you? No camper gets any such advantage. The plane is reserved for only Me, Chris, and the Camera crew." I let out a dramatic sigh then.
"Oh well, I guess I don't have anyone to give these super cool autographed photos of me then." I sighed a little more so he would listen. "It is a shame to have to throw these away though. Here they are, all alone without anyone to have them." Chef took the bait and grabbed them but I only let him touch it before pulling it away.
"Nu-uh, not unless you let me have a little ride on the planey-waney." I said still keeping a sad expression on my face. Sucker. He was way too easy to play. He gave me the keys and I gave him the picture and ran for the plane and my ticket to win. After circling the Island for a little while, I managed to spot the suitcase with the camera underneath the plane that magnifies images up to a thousand times. And yes, I did know how to fly a plane. I always practiced flying one when I wasn't busy modeling or signing autographs or working on my hot irresistible sexy body. Naturally, I also know how to jump out of one and work a parachute and still manage to look incredible while still doing it. The suitcase by now had changed hands many, many, many times and was currently possessed by Lindsay, Beth, and Ezekiel. It was another easy snatch. I was down to home stretch when all of a sudden Izzy, Eva, and Noah pop out of nowhere and dump icy cold water all over me and sticking a bucket on my head. They are going to hear from my lawyers for that! Especially Izzy, that girl needs to be locked up and kept out of society. Izzy is fucking crazy, I already have a restraining order on her but she still ruins my life and piece of mind. After all, my perfect hair is ruined. Ugh, I hate her. Somehow in some very weird bizarre turn of events, there was an angry moose and Leshawna driving some jeep and well, I kind of lost what happened there, but a whole bunch of us all made it to the dock of shame and the same time being dragged and the suitcase was quite ironically eaten by a shark. Damn, there goes my hopes and dreams and my perfect good lookingness has been ruined. Then, I was crushed by Chris's next words. There was going to be a Season 2. A Season 2! No fucking way! I would have sued him right there but it was in the contract we all signed at the beginning. Damn it. I'm one of the chosen people and I will have keep my modeling on hold still. The good thing is, I know each and everyone else's weaknesses. Harold's, Heather's, Gwen's, Trent's, Geoff's, Owen's, Duncan's, Izzy's, etc. They're going down in my blazing inferno. Yes, they will. They will be punished very severely and they will feel my wrath…yeah baby, I'm going to win and get a million dollars.
Author's Note: Um, yeah, that's the end. That was very different. I don't know how I felt about that. Justin is a little meaner and more manipulative than I had imagined but he still rules. I think my last chapter was better but I wanna know what you guys think so don't forget to review! I love all of you people who reviewed, favorited, and/or put this story on story alert. I feel so happy.
PS. That episode made me laugh so hard. That was one of my favorite episodes in the whole series as the minor characters got more show time, Noah actually did something somewhat useful, and sexy Justin actually talked and talked his head off. I was blown away as this whole time he had been silent (probably for the reasons that I did list in the 1st part) and he just becomes a chatterbox. Everyone goes insane and it's just awesome. My liking of the Duncan/Courtney pairing (well, I never really like Courtney, she was always so bossy) took a severe blow with that episode too. I dislike Courtney more than ever and she scares me almost as much as Izzy. They're both insane. Duncan could do better than someone who would ditch him for a million bucks. Well, whatever. Justin apparently is the male version of Heather who is far more adept and skilled at manipulating people than Heather. I mean, Heather makes it too obvious and is far too mean. There's no way she could pull off what she did in Season 1 in Season 2. She's going to need to change strategy and drop the meanness. Justin is a far more serious opponent as no girl except Izzy could resist him and his appeal and nicety (and acting) is far strong. He really would have been a top contender if Heather (ironically) didn't take him out. The dare that knocked out Heather though would have the same effect on him, there is no way Justin will EVER let anyone shave his head.