" Why can't I find her anywhere!?"
I voiced my thoughts out loud, echoing through the seemingly endless, regal corridors filled with red carpets and gloomy decoration. Yet, I honestly didn't care at the moment if I was in a give-away of Shadow Mirrors or in Girahim's gay closet. I had already looked around seemingly all the first floor of the Tower of Breezes,( was that the name? Wait, do I even care?! ), and still I hadn't found her!

My plan was simple. Or at least that was what I had thought, but now…

It's this shitty tower's fault. Why does this flying eyeball decide to make such a huge tower! It's already humiliating to have gotten lost, and I'm only on the first floor! I swear that thing deserves to at least give me a map and a compass of this effing skyscraper!

I sighed. This doesn't get me anywhere. Maybe I can remember where exactly I am. Let's see… Red carpet…wooden doors… abstract paintings of Zelda porn…

Nope. No idea.

So I continued walking.

Through passages, corridors and hallways I went.

All exactly the same.

I have to pass through so much trouble into finding that sorceress… plus she isn't even pretty, so why waste my time?

To get revenge, that's why! Now move your sorry ass, and get a move on!

…

Man, did I just insult myself?

I guess being in this secluded, and apparently abandoned, part of the castle, or tower, or whatever! Is starting to get to me.

…

Oh my godessess, I'M GOING INSANE!

Calm down… breath in … and out… and in…

What the heck do you think you're doing! YOU'RE THE GREAT SHADOW LINK FOR SCREAMING OUT LOUD! Are you really going to let something as insignificant as a bunch of stones pilled up together get the best of you?

I'm hungry, tired and going insane… so the answer's yes.

I would have sworn that my subconscious would face-palm itself, but considering the tiny insignificant fact that it didn't have a face or a hand… the action seems pretty unlikely.

Look… WHO are you trying to find?

Veran, the sorceress of shadows?

EXACTLY! And what are you exactly?

A shadow?

YES! Man aren't you dense… So if you're a SHADOW, and you're looking for the sorceress of SHADOWS, what do you do?

Uh. Look for negative energy in the air?

YES!

I sighed yet again.

Apart from supporting isolation, lack of food and water, and exhaustion of having walked for hours, I have to deal with myself.

Who knew I could be so annoying? Certainly I didn't. Let's just hope that by the end of this torture, I will hopefully be able to regain sanity.