Chapter 2. Fastest Thing Alive!
One day while Big was wandering through a hotel, how he got in there you don't want to know, BUT YOU WILL READ HOW ANYWAY! He stumbled through an open door. In this open door was a lot of Sonic The Hedgehog stuff. Big, with his super powerful ears that can lift a hole 2oz heared "MUUUU MMMMUMMMM MUMUMUM!" from somewhere in there. He broke down a wall, witch had an open door next to it that led into the same room, with his MIGHTY HUGE /Fishing Pole/ to find Miles Tails Prower, Naff the sniping purple dog thing and Mario(All be it dead Mario) tied to chairs. At that point big was hit around the head with a pole, then a sort of muffled laugh was heared, sort of like "". "DAAAAHH WHY DID YOU HIT ME? DEEEERRRR" "WHAT THE /Flipping Uncle Chuck Kicking/? WHY ARN'T YOU KNOCKED OUT?" "DAAAAHHHH WHO ARE YOU? HEREERERRRMA" "Hello everyone this is Gareth Spriggs from Find The Computer Room dot com. And today, I'M GOING TO TIE YOU DOWN, CUT OUT YOUR VOICE BOX SO YOU CAN'T SCREAM AND THEN YOU ME AND ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS ARE GOING TO HAVE A TEA PARTY! AND BY TEA, I MEAN MARIO'S BL..." "TEA? WHO MENTIONED TEA?" NTom64 said in his cage. "Be quiet now sweety, I've got some stuff to take care of." "Emmmm, but you know I need tea to stay alive. I'm a Britsh stero type!" at that point Mewoth jumped out of Bigs /Tackle Box/ "That was a penis joke" NTom pointed out. NEXT CHAPTER NEVER...SOON...NEXT YEAR...NEXT MONTH...NEXT WEEK...NEVER! OBVIOUS RETARD IS STUPIDLY RETARDED!