Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. As much as I want to own it, I have a world to conquer.

*This chapter is a timeskip of the prolouge. About 3 years later.

*Be aware that I'll use strong language. I mean, really strong language.

*No romance, ick! I hate romance! But there will be crushes and stuff.

*This story won't have a REAL plot to it. It's just humorous stuff that I wrote down.

*I might use Japanese Honorifics. I MIGHT! And some basic japanese.

*Last warning I promise, there would be hints of BL (yaoi). It will fail though because I never wrote yaoi in my entire life.

Now enjoy the story of Mr. DuckButt and his Demon Friends!

Chapter One: Please Sleep With Me, Ducky!

It was a calm afternoon in the Konoha District of Tokyo, Japan. The relaxing, spring breeze filled the air along with the laughter of children and the cheers of teenagers.

'Kuchibiru ni doku wo nutte boku no heya ni kita deshou?
Anata no kisu de mou karada mo mune mo toketeshimaisou
Daikiraina boku juukyuusai
Daikiraina boku juukyuusai'

The succubus stared out the window and swayed her tail from side to side to the rhythm of music. "Mr. DuckButt, when can we go outside and play?" She asked, looking back at a very irritated raven haired teen.

The boy's eye twitched at the idiotic nickname. "Damn it, Sakura! How many times do I have to tell you?.! Don't. Call. Me. Mr. DuckButt!" He yelled, his face flushing with fierce anger.

'Hakike ga suru kurai anata no kokoro utsukushii no ni
Nani hitotsu dekinai boku ni doushite kisu shite kureru no?
Daikiraina hibi juukyuusai
Daikiraina kao juukyuusai'

The pink haired girl blinked and pouted slightly, "B-but Ducky-sama, calling you Mr. DuckButt is really cute." She whined, standing up from the window and leaning on the angered boy.

"It's not cute! It's stupid!" He spat as he leaned backwards to push the girl off of him. "I told you to call me Sasuke. And Sasuke only."

Sakura fell to the floor with a soft whimper. Tears built up into her emerald green eyes. "B-but, calling you Saucegay i-is what humans call you!" She cried dramatically. "Are you saying I'm just a human to you?.! I thought I was more special to you! I'm a succubus, a demon! Not a human!"

'Kuroage hachou no you ni hokorashii hane de tobitai
Kudaranaitte iwanaide sonna jinsei ga ii no ii no...'

Sasuke sighed of irritation and stood up from his work and held out a hand to the crying demon. "Get up and shut up before my brother comes in here. I already have enough problems and his bitching about how I should treat girls shouldn't be one of them."

Sakura blinked as warm salty tears continued to pour down her pale cheek. She looked at the flushed raven haired boy and smiled gently with a nod. She grabbed his hand and Sasuke helped her up to her feet.

"There, bet- Wah!" Sasuke shrieked as Sakura tackled him to the ground.

"Sleep with me!" Sakura yelled excitedly, sitting on Sasuke's stomach and wagging her tail like a dog.

"Sasuke? Is that you? I thought I heard you screaming like the wuss you are." The older Uchiha brother, Itachi, said calmly as he opened Sasuke's door.

The aura of the room became silent and awkward as the older Uchiha saw his little brother being pounced on by the sex demon.

"Oh, Mr. Itachi-nii. Good Afternoon!" Sakura said with a smile, shifting uncomfortably when she felt Sasuke struggle beneath her. "Sorry if Mr. DuckButt and I were loud. I know how dedicated you are with your work." She looked at the dull black haired man who was now smirking at his little brother.

Itachi chuckled and shook his head. "No, it's fine. I'm sorry for interrupting. Please, excuse me." He said, closing the door.

"No, wait! Itachi! Come back! It's not what you thi-" The door slammed shut before Sasuke could finish his sentence.

"ITACHI!" Sasuke yelled furiously as the older walked down the hall to his own room.

"It's about time Sasuke got laid." Itachi said with a devilish smirk.

"Whoa, Sasuke, you look horrible, man!" Laughed a boy who looked about sixteen years old and with snow white hair tinted with light blue and dark purple eyes. He slapped Sasuke's back hard and laughed again. "Doesn't he, Jugo?"

Jugo, a 6.6 foot tall spiky orange haired and calmed face eighteen-year-old boy, nodded and smiled. "Yes, you look a bit under the weather Sasuke." He spoke in his calm, quiet voice.

"More like he's in the heat!" The white haired boy howled thrusting his hips in a suggestive matter. He laughed again along with Jugo. He stopped his hip motions and put an arm around the slouching raven haired boy.

"So Sasuke, who was the lucky girl? Was she blonde? Or brunette? Busty? Or flat? Sexy? Or hot?.! Or was she not a girl at all?" He cooed with a smirk as he saw Sasuke's face flush a tint of pink.

"So help me, Suigetsu. If I weren't so worn out right now, I would of punched that smirk right off your face!" Sasuke hissed.

"So you did get laid!.?"

"Die in hell, bastard."

Suigetsu pouted. "Aw, Sasuke, you hurt my feelings." He mumbled, looking at Sasuke with pitiful eyes.

Sasuke raised a brow as he pushed Suigetsu off of him to the ground. "Whatever." He muttered, looking away. He glanced down at his watch.

"Where the hell is she?" He hissed to himself.

"Sasuke-kun!" A girl voiced yelled from a distance.

"She's here." Jugo said with an expressionless look.

"It's about time." Suigetsu mumbled, wiping dirt off his grey jeans,

"Sasuke-kun! I'm so sorry I'm late! I had to lie to my mom saying that I was going to the mall with some friends because I know she won't let me go anywhere with three boys. She's too overprotective!" A girl with ruby red eyes and red long hair that was perky and unkempt on the right side and pinned down straight on the left side.

"Don't worry about it," Sasuke said, handing her brown glasses which she put on quickly. "Karin."

Cliff hanger! Is it too short!.? Oh Kami-sama, I'm sorry! I promise to make a longer chapter next time! Anyway, what's going on?.! Who are these people, Sasuke is wiht!.? What happened to him and Sakura last night!.? Find out next time on Digimon, Digital Monster! *shot*

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