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Warning: Attempted crack.


And thus, Allen began shuffling through – in his mind – what little information he knew about his fellow comrades. He was going to need someone cunning… someone who would follow his order to the dot and not question it… someone who wouldn't make fun of him… and most importantly, someone who he could tolerate to work with.

"Now… it's hard to find someone who fits that bill…" Allen murmured as he walked down the hallway of Order.

/Oi, oi, just what are you planning, Allen?/

Allen nearly tripped when he heard the voice in his subconscious mind, and looked up at a window to see the 14th standing over his shoulder. "Uncle Neah?"

/You're not planning any mischiefs without me, are you?/ the Noah inquired with an eyebrow raised.

"Uh…" the silvery white haired exorcist trailed off, not knowing what to say.

/Great! Now that you got an awesome co-dominator – that's me, by the way – we can truly begin with our plan,/ Neah stated with great enthusiasm. His golden amber eyes practically glinted with mischief and playfulness.

Allen let out a defeated sigh when he heard Neah's declaration of announcing himself as a co-dominator, not assistance. Besides, it was his plan to begin with… At that thought, he let out a pout and grumbled since there was nothing he could do since the 14th was within him.

Allen let out another sigh as he resigned to his fate, and concluded, 'Oh well, it's just a little set back. No big deal… right? Even though Uncle Neah only meets 1 out of 4 requirements that I set up…'

/Now, first things first… every world dominator needs shades,/ Neah stated sagely with a nod, interrupting his nephew's inner monologue.

"Why?"

/What do you mean, 'why'?/ Neah let out a twitch, inwardly wondering what his darling nephew has been learning these days. /They're very handy, especially when one is dominating the world. Now, go buy us some sunglasses!/

Allen could not help but wonder how his Uncle Neah knew what to do when it came to world domination. Well, he was planning to begin with Order; but same difference. Right?