Sasuke was as drunk as drunk could get…after breaking up with the blonde haired devil, called Naruto, he(Sasuke) was a complete mess…he wouldn't let anyone know. Sitting in his bed, drunk as fuck, he decided on taking a walk…maybe going out to eat. He sure as hell couldn't drive his car anywhere but he kind of could walk. He chuckled at himself for no reason and stumbled out the door. The streets were mean to Sasuke and so was his mind. It played tricks on him, made him see illusions….one of these illusions was Naruto…standing in the sidewalk looking at Sasuke. Sasuke narrowed his eyes and pointed to the marage.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH! NO ONE BREAKS UP WITH SASUKE UCHIHA! Now get over here and give me a kiss!" Sasuke slurred out as he tripped over the thin air in the city. The illusion began to speak.
"I'm sorry Sasuke," the illusion began as it licked its lips and smirked sexily, Sasuke looked up in interest. "I just can't resist your big, hot—"
"Hey! Sasuke! Are you feeling alright?" A voice interrupted. Sasuke looked back dramatically to see Shikamaru. Sasuke waited until Shikamaru ran up to him. He glared at his lazy friend.
"What do you want Shikamaru?" Sasuke asked, slurring his words a lot.
"Well, Naruto asked me to check up on you…he said you might be drinking," Shikamaru explained. "And I guess he was right…." He added in murmurs. Sasuke glared once more.
"You don't know anything about it!"
"Well…actually…I do, Naruto told me he broke up with you…complaining that you were cheating on him again." Shikamaru smart mouthed. Sasuke simply snorted.
"Hmph. Well, he wasn't complaining last night…" he retorted.
"Well, I think you better get home before anything else happens." Shikamaru then let a hand be put on Sasuke's back as he walked the drunk, horny fool home. Sasuke unwillingly walked into his door and hugged Shikamaru and began weeping on his shoulder. Shikamaru, completely surprised and weirded out, started to pull away until Sasuke tightened on his shirt.
"Naruto doesn't know….he doesn't know…he'll never know…I didn't cheat on him…I didn't….He wouldn't know…" Sasuke said between tears. He then let go of Shikamaru and kicked him out, completely fulfilled of his weeping need as he sighed before passing out, with all his clothes on, onto his bed.
Naruto, sitting in his room in their apartment, wasn't totally depressed about the breakup…it's just Sasuke and him lived together…and he couldn't stop thinking about it whenever he looked in his own apartment. Questions ran through his mind, questions like 'Did I make a mistake?' and 'Why do I like that jerk anyway?'. These questions were complete contradictions so Naruto just stayed up, until he collapsed, arguing with himself inside his head.