I do not own Naruto nor will I ever. I do wish I did though.

This story is based on the yaoi manga, "Okane ga Nai – No Money" by Hitoyo Shinozaki and Tohru Kousaka (Best yaoi manga ever). My title is taken from this yaoi manga. Please note that I will use some of the ideas and quotes of Okane ga Nai in my story. I'll try not to make it too similar.

There will probably be some grammar mistakes in my story so don't hate me for it, please. There is also a sad attempt at humor. At least, I hope it's humor.

Itachi will occasionally be OOC in this story and the other characters in this story will be as well. This is also an AU (for modern time era) as well as yaoi (male on male relationship) story so please make a note of it. If you do not like either, please go back now instead of bitching about it to me. Thanks.

Remember:

'Words' equal character's thinking

"Words" equal character's talking

No Money

By Kichou

Chapter Two – Say What?

'…What the hell?'

Naruto woke up in a lavish bedroom filled with expensive electronics and a luxurious bed. He laid on black silk sheets in a bed fit for four. Looking around him he notice that the bedroom itself was four times larger then his apartment. As he got up to take a look around the foreign abode, he notices a slight draft. Looking down, he gaped on what he saw.

"Who the hell put me into a satin nightdress?" Naruto yelled.

"That would be me." A voice said from the bedroom doorway.

Looking towards said door, Naruto sees a handsome rave-haired man leaning against the doorway with his arms crossed over his chest.

"Who are you and why did ya put me into this god awful dress ya weirdo!" Naruto yelled as he stomped up to the man.

"Now, now, no need for you to get so angry about such a little thing." The man said as he petted Naruto's hair.

Naruto slapped his hand away and glared at him.

"It's not a little thing when a person wakes up in a strange bed with strange clothes with a strange person standing in the doorway. Now answer my question you bastard!" Naruto stated as he glared even more.

The man smirked as he stepped away from the doorway. Closing the door, he led Naruto towards the bed and sat him down. Seeing that Naruto was comfortable, he sat in a chair in front of him and calmly looked at Naruto.

"My name is Itachi Uchiha. The reason I put you into that nightdress is because I wanted to. End of discussion." Itachi stated as he grinned some more when he saw Naruto frown adorably in front of him.

"End of discussion? You must be kidding me. What the hell happen yesterday an for that matter, why am I here with you?" Naruto asked as he crossed his arms across his chest.

Itachi sighed as he leaned back on the back of his chair.

"You were going to be sold to the highest bidder in yesterday's auction. I, being my kind self, bought you so that you wouldn't have to sexually serve some old pervert." Itachi said as he stared at Naruto.

"What do you mean you saved me? As I see it I did end up being bought by some old pervert." Naruto said as he continued to glare at the raven-haired man.

"Old? I'm 26 Naruto and you sure do give a lot of lip for someone as young as you." Itachi said as he lightly grazed Naruto's cheek with the back of his hand.

Slapping the hand away, Naruto stood up and towered over Itachi.

"I'm 18 ya douche! Whatever, I'm leaving!" Naruto yelled as he started to walk away, only to be stopped by a large hand on his wrist.

Itachi stood up to his full 6'1 height, towering over Naruto's 5'4 frame. Tugging him to his body, Itachi wrapped his arm around Naruto's waist as his other hand held tight to Naruto's wrist.

"I think you don't quite understand the situation that you are in. You see, little Naruto, I own you now. This is your home. I am your beloved master. Understand?" Itachi asked as he nuzzled Naruto's hair with his nose.

"Master? What the fuck are you smoking? I belong to no one! Let go of me you creepy pedophile! Naruto screamed as he struggled to remove his person from the raven's strong grip.

"Naruto, it is impossible for me to be a pedophile since you are 18 years old. Stop struggling. You are going nowhere. I paid a lot for you and I am going to keep you whether you like it or not, but you shouldn't be sad, little Naruto, for I will treat you like a sweet princess." Itachi said as the hand that once held Naruto's wrist left to softly stroke his blond locks.

"Princess? Hey now, you might like guys and I'm cool with that, but I'm straight. Really straight. So straight that straight guys comes to me for advice on how to be straighter. So very straight that regular straight is to gay for me. I'm so unbelievably straight that-"

"You are so cute when you try to convince yourself of being straight. There is no need for you to hide who you really are, Naruto. No one this adorable and small can be straight. I mean, look at what you're wearing. You are obviously not straight." Itachi said as he tried to calm his Naruto down.

"What I'm wear- you put me in this thing ya idiot! I'm not staying with you! I never asked for you to save me, though thanks anyway. Look, I'll pay you back whatever it is that you paid for me, okay? How much is it?" Naruto asked as he looked at Itachi.

Itachi grinned.

"Naruto, it is impossible for you to pay me back. From the information that I gathered about you, you worked at a ramen bar, barely making enough to support yourself. How would you pay me back the full amount? Itachi asked.

"I'll find a way. How much did you pay anyway? A couple of thousands? I can't seem to remember anything about the auction. Stupid drugs." Naruto said as he groaned.

"I.2 billion."

"1.2 billion? As in dollars? Why the hell would you pay that much for anything! Un-freakin-believable! 1.2 billion dollars! How am I going to pay that off? Even if I lived to be 1 million years old I wouldn't be able to pay that off! Holy shit face! 1.2 billion! 1.2 BILLION! Crap on a crotch! What am I going to do?" Naruto yelled as he pounded on Itachi's chest for the last ten minutes.

"That is simple. You become my lover until the debt is paid off." Itachi stated as he grabbed onto Naruto's hands to stop his mini tantrum.

"…Say what?"

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NOTE

-Hey everybody! How long has it been? Over two years? My bad. You know how it gets with life and all. I hope people are still reading my stories. Since I had some time off today, I felt that I should at least update something and for some reason I chose this story. I'll try to update the other stories eventually when I have the time.

Review please. Reviews make me happy.