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Sakura and her father finally arrived at the gates of Konoha. They got to their new home, which was actually their old home when they lived in Konoha before. It had stayed abandoned.

"Wow, it feels weird moving back here!" Sakura's dad exclaimed.

"Yeah..." Sakura agreed. They started to move their luggage and unpack their things. Soon, a moving truck came by with all of their furniture. After the furniture was inside the house, Sakura and her father made their way to the bakery, which was practically right next to their house, in which her father got a job at.

"It looks pretty old." The father said, looking at the rusty doors and dusty windows. (Note: It rhymes! :D)

When they went inside the bakery, they found it was empty.

"Well, it looks like the bakery was abandoned. We'll have to renovate everything."

"More work? I'm already tired out from moving the furniture!" Sakura groaned.

"Fine, I'll do the work. But could you go to a nearby grocery store and get some food so that we'll have something in our fridge?" Her father asked.

"Oh, okay." Sakura was given a VERY long grocery list, and she made her way to the closest store available.

"Okay. Eggs, milk, rice, noodles, a random sauce, cheese, flour, juice, and a bunch of other stuff. I think I have everything." Talking to herself always helped her for some reason.

But when she had to leave the cart at the store, she didn't know how to carry everything back to her home. Because she only had two hands, but there were seven heavy bags.

Meanwhile, two boys (an emo-looking one and a blond one) were witnessing a pink-haired girl complaining to herself.

"Maybe we should help her, teme. I mean, we can't let her just stand there, looking like a retard like that." The blond one whispered.

"You're the one who looks like a retard, dobe. You're whispering and there's no one around us. And that girl is too far away to hear us. And why should we help her anyways? She just a random person. She'll think we're a stalker or something." The emo-looking one replied.

The dobe had a shocked expression on his face. "Wow. That's like the first time you said more words than me."

"Hn."

"Well, I'm going to help her anyways." Dobe walked towards Sakura, with Teme trailing begrudgingly behind him.

"Hi! Do you need help with those bags? Oh, I'm Naruto, if you wanted to know." That was the dobe speaking, and he was speaking really fast.

Sakura snapped out of her mental fight with herself. "Oh? Really? Yay, thank you so much! I'm Sakura. I just moved in, so my father asked me to get some food."

"That's Sasuke, by the ways. He just too shy to--" Naruto was cut off by a whack to his head. The whack came from Sasuke, of course.

"Lying is a sin, dobe."

"But I'm not lying! You're anti-social. So you're shy because you're uncomfortable with expressing your feelings. Because you want everyone to think you're so cool, but you're actually not! Wait a second... You must be jealous of me! Bwahaha! Now, I get it! It all fits in somehow..." Naruto's mumblings trailed off as he noticed that Sasuke and Sakura were already walking away. "H-hey! Wait for me!" He started to scramble towards them, but wanted to see if anything would happen between them. So he decided to spy on them instead by following them, except he stayed behind a bunch of bushes.

"So Sasuke... What high school are you going to?" Sakura asked, hoping to start a lively conversation.

"Konoha High."

Okay... maybe Naruto was right about his anti-social personality. Sakura thought.

"Really? So am I! What grade are you going to be in?"

"Freshman."

"Oh... maybe we'll have some classes together." She tried to sound cheerful. But the aura around Sasuke was dull and grey and boring and stolid.

"Hn."

After following them for some time, Naruto realized nothing was happening, so he decided to finally help. He jumped out from the bushes.

"Sorry! I got lost..." What a lame excuse. Ignoring Sasuke and Sakura's skeptical looks, he took two bags from them and walked with them to Sakura's house.

"Sakura! It's about time you-- Oh? Who are these fine young men?" Sakura's father said suspiciously.

Completely oblivious to her father's tone, she replied, "Oh, this is Naruto and Sasuke. They helped me carry the bags because your grocery list was so long." She glared. Did he enjoy torturing her? Or were these pain-in-the-butt chores just coincidences? (Note: Coincidence? I think NOT! Heehee, I just had to do that...)

"Okay then. Would you boys like to stay for a while? We just moved in, but I'm sure you can somehow make yourselves at home..." Her father offered.

"Naw, I have to get ready for the first day of school tomorrow. But thank you!" Naruto said.

"Me too." Sasuke said.

"Okay, I'll see you guys at school then. Bye!" Sakura told them as they went out the front door.

Her father chuckled quietly (but somewhat evilly) and walked into the kitchen to put the food into the fridge. Sakura made her way to her bedroom and layed down on her bed. She had a deep sinking feeling in her chest.

The first day of school... She shuddered. I'm so nervous! What if I make a stupid mistake or get lost? Or what if...

She drowned in her thoughts, until her father called her down to dinner.

"Do you have everything ready for school?" He asked her when she sat down at the table.

"Yup. Two binders, three notebooks, 7 pencils, 1 big eraser, and 172 sheets of college-ruled paper." She was being really paranoid.

"Okay then..." He replied.

And with that, she finished her dinner, brushed her teeth, and went to bed, dreading what she would have to go through the next day at school.

End of Chapter 2!

Gahhh... I hope it wasn't too terrible! Yeah, as I said before, I suck at romance. And it turns out that I suck at humor too! But I want this fanfic to be in the Humor genre, so help me! Suggestions are like chocolate to me! And chocolate is my favorite food. That doesn't really make sense, but oh well...

And no flames please! I didn't get any flames, but I didn't get any reviews either, so please review for me!

Also, school started so I might not be able to update that much. I'm sorry!

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