"Monster High vs. Ever After High Royal Rumble"
Rated T for mild language and violence
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Monster High, Ever After High or any of its characters. Monster High and Ever After High are owned by Mattel and the respective authors of their books, Lisi Harrison and Shannon Hale. Anyway, since I was inspired by my awesome Royal Rumble wrestling fics, why not do one that pits Monster High vs. Ever After High? That's gotta be an awesome idea. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the awesomeness that is the MH vs. EAH Royal Rumble!
P.S.: I also don't own World Wrestling Entertainment, which is owned by Vince McMahon.
Warning: Expect a very special guest in this chapter. Just look below.
Chapter 2: One Unexpected Introduction
Every student had filled up Ever After High's local bookball stadium. The reason why the event was taking place here was due to the coin toss that the school had won against Monster High. Because of this, the entire school had homefield advantage. Which means that Monster High didn't have an advantage at all, despite being the rival school. Around the crowd came 18,000 fans (mostly family and friends of the students who attended both schools) who were psyched to see this match happen. Everyone from royals, rebels, ghouls and monsters were attending this once in a life-time event and so far, not one single person turned back. Most of the teenagers also brought out signs, just to help support their school spirit like "Go Monster High Go" and "Let's Go Ever After High". Even some hateful signs like "Monster High Sucks" and "Ever After High sucks" were also displayed out.
As everyone (including the school's respective headmaster and headmistress) all took their seats, horns began blaring out around the bookball stadium. Interestingly enough, they began playing a version of the song "Rock and Roll Part Two", in which the fans all went crazy and sang along with the beat.
And then, it was all followed by the sound of fireworks going off. It was a row of purple, white and pink fireworks shooting up in the air one at a time. It was so amazing and so surreal that it looked like a light show. If that is, if that light show took place outside.
While the people were still applauding and singing-along to the horns, the camera got a good look at the announce team, who was standing beside a wrestling ring. To no surprise, the announce team who would be calling the play-by-play for this contest was none other than WWE's own Michael Cole, Jerry "The King" Lawler, and the so-called 'Wrestling God', John Bradshaw Layfield.
Michael Cole: Hello, and we welcome you to the extravagant halls of Ever After High for the first-ever Monster High vs. Ever After High Royal Rumble! I'm Michael Cole, and standing beside me as always is my broadcast partnerts, Jerry "The King" Lawler and JBL!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Yeah, I can't believe this is happening! This is practically the first time two competing schools face each other off in a Royal Rumble match! We're talking about royals, rebels, ghouls, monsters! I'll tell ya, this is gonna be a slaughterhouse for sure.
JBL: A slaughterhouse it's definitely gonna be, King. It's gonna be every man and woman for themselves! We're talking about Monster High vs. Monster High, Ever After High vs. Ever After High. Or just like the title of this Royal Rumble itself, Monster High vs. Ever After High! I'm feeling excited for this!
Michael Cole: You should be! Let's head down to the ring with legendary ring announcer, "The Fink" Howard Finkel.
With that introduction, the camera shot a good look at legendary WWE hall-of-famer/ring announcer Howard "The Fink" Finkel. As soon as the bell rang, the ring announcer got on with the introduction.
The Fink: Ladies and gentleman, royals and rebels, and ghouls and monsters, it is now time for the Monster High vs. Ever After High Royal Rumble!
As the introduction got underway, the crowd broke out in applause, anticipating the best to happen.
The Fink: Now here are the rules-
Paul Heyman: *cuts Fink off off-screen* Ladies and gentleman, my name is Paul Heyman!
Suddenly out of nowhere, The Fink was cut off by an all-too-familiar Paul Heyman, who had a smirk on top of his face.
The legendary owner of ECW and advocate for one Mr. Brock Lesnar came out with lukewarm cheers from the fans. Paul didn't really care about the ovation he was getting as he had something on his mind.
Paul Heyman: And if anyone of you doesn't know who I am, then let me give you a hint. I'm the advocate for the Beast Incarnate himself, the one man who was responsible for ending one of Wrestlemania's greatest undefeated streaks, the 'one' in 21-1... my client BRRRRROCK... LESNAAAAAR! I know what the rest of you people are thinking, 'What is Paul Heyman doing here in this rancid, gut-cringing mess known as Ever After High'?
However, a mixed reaction had broke all around the bookball field from his comment. Boos from the Ever After High side, and cheers from the Monster High side.
Paul Heyman: Let me tell you why I'm here. I'm here tonight to make a total statement about this little Royal Rumble you're putting on. I mean, we have royals and rebels from this school, and ghouls, monsters and freaks from the other side, battling it out for supremacy to find out which school stands tall. It's nearly like choosing between Pepsi or Coca-Cola. It's like choosing between Chocolate or Peanut Butter. Or maybe Calvin or Hobbes, or Phineas or Ferb. Heck, it's like knowing which musician is better, Michael Fricking Jackson or that blonde-headed fartbag known as Justin Bieber!
Despite the mixed reaction from that Ever After High comment, a small, lukewarm chant of "Heyman" started to break out.
Appreciated by this chant, Heyman kept on talking.
Paul Heyman: Anyway, let's take a look at Monster High. Have you ever seen the freaks they have over there? I mean, they've got a unicorn/zombie that looks like he got half of his face burnt off by a skillet. And what about that freak with those green snakes on his head? He's most likely to win an ugly-hair contest! And I know I haven't forgotten about that scaly-skinned freak with a bowl over his head. The only reason why he wears a bowl because he wants to suffocate to death. Or maybe he wants to easily drown with all that water flooding all over his face. I think his name is Gil, I think. Let me tell ya something, Gil. Take that bowl off and get some fresh air! You think we want to see you commit suicide just by drowning yourself with a bowl trapped around your neck?
Suddenly, the mixed reaction started to change between both schools. This time, cheers surrounded the Ever After High section, while the rest of the boos came between Monster High.
Paul Heyman: Then, we have Ever After High. Those people don't compare to the freaks I've mention. For example, take Madeline Hatter. She's so crazy with all that tea she drinks, she's bound to take a huge heaping crap during her sugar drives! Then we have Sparrow Hood. I swear, if he starts screaming so loud with all of his arrogant singing, my client Brock Lesnar would take him by the neck and rip out his damn vocal cords, cut off those guitar strings of his, roll them up onto a ball, and shove them straight UP HIS ASS! And I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna mention Blondie Lockes on this statement. Because if one word ever comes from that cute blonde bimbo, Brock Lesnar would take one of her stuffed teddy bears, shred it apart, take the cotton out of them, and stuff them inside Blondie's mouth so big, she's gonna start crapping out cotton balls for a frickin' month!
And yet, the momentum changed again. This time, Heyman was getting cheered by Monster High and booed by Ever After High.
It was a back and forth.
Paul Heyman: Now that I had my say, I'm gonna close out with one single warning to all royals, rebels and the rest of the freaks. None of you don't compare to the Beast incarnate himself. Because if either Frankie Stein, Draculaura, Apple White, Ashlynn Ella, Porter Geiss, Torelei Stripe, Cerise Hood, Faybelle frickin' Thorn or any buttholes in the back thinks they could stand up and spit in my client's face, I guarantee you this, Brock Lesnar won't give you a very happy ending or a happily ever after. No, Brock Lesnar will send anyone who even thinks of standing before him in a morgue! Heck, if Brock Lesnar feels like it, he put anyone six feet under just like what he did to the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania XXX! As long as every broken soul is standing in the back hears this, there won't be any trouble. However, if anyone that stupid is willing to ignore this little warning, I advise you, you will be broken, beaten, battered, bloodied, erased, eradicated, demolished, destroyed, slaughtered, massacred, mutilated, strangled, punished, annihilated, assassinated, chewed up, spit out, stepped on, hammered on, and OWNED by the real reigning, defending, undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Champion... my client and the Beast incarnate himself, BROOOOOOOCK LESNAAAAAAAAAR!
After his little promo ended by the drop of a mic, Heyman got a huge ovation for this mic work.
The commentators looked a little troubled by those comments. It was hard to imagine something like that happen to the students.
JBL: Wow, I hate to be anyone watching this in the back.
Jerry Lawler: I don't blame ya. Heyman really killed it out there.
Michael Cole: Hopefully, that won't be serious.
After Heyman took his exit, The Fink managed to finish the rest of the introduction.
Eden: And now, here are the rules for the Monster High vs. Ever After High Royal Rumble. Earlier today, the first two participants who drew numbers 1 and 2 will begin the event. And every 1 minute thereafter, another superstar will enter by the number that they choose. Remember, in the Royal Rumble, it is every man for themselves. Elimination occurs when a wrestler is thrown out over the top rope with both feet touching the floor. One foot will not count, both feet will. The last man and school who is remaining in the Royal Rumble after all thirty-nine have been eliminated will be crowned the winner!
The crowd was lit up all the way, anticipating who would be number 1 in this match.
For the other contestants, it was definitely bad luck because they would have to last a long time having to draw number 1.
Jerry Lawler: I'm feeling excited here!
Michael Cole: I feel ya there, King.
The Fink: And now, let us introduce the man who has drawn number 1!
After such silence, the fight song to Monster High played out loud, which meant that one of the school's competitors had chosen number 1.
Entering through the curtain first was a catgirl with medium orange hair, pink dress (which was covered by a black jacket), and skin tight black jeans. It was all covered by one nasty sneer displaying from her face. Apparently, the first entrant wasn't happy to have drawn such an earlier number, not as much as she was displayed by the hateful reception from both Monster High and Ever After High.
The Fink: From Monster High, Torelei Stripe!
Entrant #1: Toralei Stripe
Michael Cole: Well, this oughtta be interesting!
JBL: Yeah, I don't like the fact she drew a higher number other than one. Why not make her number 40? That should be easier for her.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah right, especially if it means getting a cheap easy victory while no one's watching!
JBL: *to King* The more, the merrier, King!
Torelei wasn't alone to be exact. She also had her friends, Meowlody and Purrsephone, with her as well (mainly because they were watching her back).
While she got in the ring, she rested near the turnbuckle, awaiting the next entrant in the match. She even took her time to sharpen up the claws she would use for occasion.
The Fink: And now, here is the individual who drew number two...
After minutes of waiting around, she was greeted to the Ever After High theme song playing all across the stadium.
Coming out the curtain was one of Ever After High's own. A girl with long purple pig-tails with a small black hat on top, displaying a Cheshire cat's smile. Looking far at the ring with a smirk on her face, the second entrant cracked her knuckles, preparing for the fight of her life. She was also appreciated by this ovation, concerning that Ever After High had home field advantage for this event.
Eden: From Ever After High, Kitty Cheshire!
Entrant #2: Kitty Cheshire
Jerry Lawler: Well, I never thought we would see a cat-fight here, but this could definitely be pun intended for sure!
Michael Cole: Kitty Cheshire, of course, a mischevious prankster in all of Ever After High.
JBL: I may not be happy with Toralei's number, but I'm excited we get to see this matchup!
Michael Cole: Yeah, even though there are still some competitors getting a chance here in this Rumble!
After Kitty got inside the ring, she went toe-to-toe with Toralei herself. During this faceoff, a huge 'This Is Awesome' chant broke out throughout the bookball field. They never imagined to see two catgirls starting off the Rumble like this, but boy, did they get their money's worth for this one.
Neither Toralei or Kitty flinched one bit. They knew one of them would throw the first punch. It's all of matter of when. Neither Toralei or Kitty would see it coming for sure. It was brewing between them. The tension felt so intense and hot that a stick of butter would have melted on impact. From their faceoff, the two managed to exchange words verbally.
Toralei Stripe: *to Kitty* I'm gonna enjoy scratching you apart!
Kitty Cheshire: *to Toralei* I'll do the same to you, too...
After their little verbal exchange...
...
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...the bell had rang.
Wow, who ever thought we would see Torelei and Kitty starting off the Rumble like this? I'll tell ya, it's sure to be a total catfight for sure!
And who had ever thought we'd see Paul Heyman in this chapter? Definitely not me, I can tell you that.
Of course, the rest of the competitors will be entered randomly from 1 to 40. Who will join Toralei and Kitty next in this once-in-a-lifetime Royal Rumble match? Who'll stand tall through the end, Monster High or Ever After High?
The first punch gets thrown next chapter! Feedbacks are welcome, fellow rebels, royals, ghouls and monsters. Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off!