Tito agreed, and they finished their bone meal in silence. Later, Tito tucked the frok into bed, kissing it on its forehead and puking a bit in his throt. "Man, I'll do anythning to burn those shoobies...I'd even sell my grandma to Mr. Huppenfups...shit..." he wheezed, leaving the fork to dream horrible things. Tito didn't sleep well that night; his dreams were loaded with images of Mao Zedong and three pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken wings.
THE NEXT MRONRING the two babies awoke inside their hidey hole and packed the bag to go away. Tito stuffed his very BEST Hawaiian Ham right into the fckuckin bag, while the fork packed only the essentials, such as lip balm and his favorite magazine, Fork Book to read on the train. The sun was shining, the birds was screaming, the children was screaming, what a good good day. The two boys strolled down the sidewak and eventually found the airprot, right under the docks. "There it is, right there, our dream building, the plane box" gurgled Tito, huffling his way right into the fuckin entrance with the fork straggling behind him. "SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN I DON'T HAVE A LEG OR EVEN TWO" whispered Fork Boy, who was so very tired.
After getting a wholesum meal at the local Wendy's® and dumping all the traash on the floor, the baabs got ready to climb onto that there plane. BUT BEFORE THEY could even get on plane, they had to pass throo the security portal! SHIT. How the heck were they gonna live. Tito swooced into the portal, carrying his baby Ham in the bag. Obviously, the portal let out a SENSUAL SHRIEK, because it detceted that damm Ham® and couldn't HANDLE THE HAM!
"RUN FORK BABY RUN" Tito roared, pushing the plane warriors away so they could step onto that there plane! As soon as they got to the plane door, a mysterious HAND reached out & grabbed OUR HEROES AND PULLED THEM INTO THE PLANE OH GOD
Once they were inside, they looked up to see that their savior was none other than Hugh Neutron® who was the father of Jimmy Neutron. "h-h-hey boys wanna see the ducks" he burbled, opening his big coat to reveal a duck corpse tied to his shirt. "What a good bird" cooed Fork, blushing and kinda having to make a shit? "Stop looking AT MY FOWL YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN NOW" he speebed, pushing the two hump boys into some chairs so the plane could get away. Before Tito could even take a chomp of his Sweet, Succulent Hawaiian Hickory Ham, the plane's engines smarshed to life and sent the WHOLE VEHICLE into the clods.
Tito's head rolled over to look at the Fork Kid; he coughed up some blood and sneezed: "W-Well...we made it onto the train, Fork..." Fork tried to hold back his tears as he sat on a bag of Puffy Cheetos, crushing each and every last one until there was nothing left but Puffy Cheeto Dust. "Y-Y-Yeah...we're going to the place. I'm finnaly gon become the real baby boy I desire..." The fork then had a fit of whooping cough that lasted the entire goddam flight, never stopping, never ever stopping! The in-flight film was a documentary of Shoobies, that made Tito shiver & cluck with terror.
The plane shripped through the sky, chuckling. A chuckle plane. Tell the plane a joke, it chuckle; HUH?!
Halfway through the flight, Hugh Neutron® sat on Tito's lap and refused to get off. What the hell was his problem. Did his mother raise him in a cow barn. Jimmy's papa licked Tito's precious Ham, desecrating it and poisoning it with his Hugh tongue. What a vicious predator, that Hugh. "HEY TITO, LEMME SHANK THIS SKUNK" barked Fork, raring to murder Hugh Neutron®. "No, if we kill the monster, we'll never see the sunrise ever again." Tito hummed, crying invisible tears over his meats. Neutron shrieked and screamed, bearing his teeth to intimidate all the other passengers; this was his plane, and everyone would die if they said a single word about VEGGIETALES ON VHS. NOT A SINGLE WORD.
Just as the plane was coming in for the land, a baby boy up ahead whispered "VeggieTales on VHS is a good time for all ages" AND THIS INFURIATED HUGH NEUTRON; HUGH LEAPT FROM TITO'S LEGS AND SEIZED THE BOY, CRUSHING HIS SKULL WITH HIS BULBOUS NOSE. OH THE HUMANITY moaned everyone on the plane at once, they were all so scared of the Hugh. Finally, the plan stopped moving, and everyone hussled to get the hell outta there RIGHT NOW. Tito and Frork lead the path, while the slow ones were slain by Mr. Neutron in the back, poor poor people those ones were.
Tito stepped into the Japanese airpot, taking a breth of fresh wind: "Aaaaahhhhh~~~~ good shit" he belched, patting his ham stomach. They were now in the land of the pingle fingle, Japan!