Disclaimer: If Rainsong owned warriors, she would have enough money to build a giant piano and just smash that on people's heads to save money from using all those pianos so she can have extra money to fund her palace on the moon made of dandelion fluff and old-timer wig powder.
Congratulations on purchasing our BRAMBLECLAW unit! He will arrive in a plain plastic kittypet carrier, hissing and spitting at you. He will have no white tag like our FIRESTAR unit because he is not a sole protagonist. Instead he will come with a birch rod to slap him with and proclaim yourself boss. This will be in the carrier, past the snarling cat that hopefully won't rip you to shreds before you can be boss. Do not do this around any JAYFEATHER units, or JAYFEATHER will become immensely protective of the birch rod.
Your BRAMBLECLAW unit comes with several modes for you to exploit
-BUMBLING KIT: Your BRAMBLECLAW unit will call himself Bramblekit do stupid kit things like climbing a tree in a fire and getting trapped there. He will also run around your nest and yowl all hours of the night, and this mode is not recommended.
-APPRENTICE: Your BRAMBLECLAW unit will call himself Bramblepaw and hang around any FIRESTAR units like a shadow.
-WARRIOR: Your BRAMBLECLAW unit will call himself Brambleclaw and sneak out on the night of new moon to meet the TAWNYPELT, FEATHERTAIL, STORMFUR, and CROWFEATHER units. He will also lead them on a mouse-brained venture to the place where the sun sinks into the sea, then bolster a love triangle with Squirrelflight and Ashfur, finally convincing your FIRESTAR unit to make him deputy.
-NEGA LEADER: Your BRAMBLECLAW unit will act cruel and harsh and basically evil. Keep away from all who are neither HAWKFROST nor TIGERSTAR units. Note: This mode is LOCKED. It can only be unlocked by purchasing a HAWKFROST and TIGERSTAR units.
-OOC: Your BRAMBLECLAW unit will act very weird and random and goofy and stupid and will disintegrate into a pile of dust at the mention of the color red.
Your BRAMBLECLAW unit comes with several handy features:
Traveling: Your BRAMBLECLAW unit is one of our best travelers, bouncing from one mouse-brained journey to the next.
Betraying your clan: Our BRAMBLECLAW unit is a delightful choice for betraying your clan. Just get him to fall in love with a she-cat, and get that she-cat to go with another tom. He'll be so green with envy he'll destroy your clan
Training: Our BRAMBLECLAW unit will do you some good! He'll teach you to be a lazy, disrespectful warrior everyone hates!(AKA Berrynose)
Our BRAMBLECLAW unit is not compatible with all other units
He is compatible with:
-Our FIRESTAR unit
-Our GOLDENFLOWER unit
-Our TAWNYPELT unit
-Our HAWKFROST unit
-Our TIGERSTAR unit
-Our SQUIRRELFLIGHT unit
-Our JAYFEATHER unit
-Our LIONBLAZE unit
-And our HOLLYLEAF unit
He is not compatible with:
-Our CROWFEATHER unit. CROWFEATHER will take everything that comes out of BRAMBLECLAW's mouth as an order and claw your BRAMBLECLAW unit's heart out.
-Our ASHFUR unit
-Our SCOURGE unit. SCOURGE killed BRAMBLECLAW's father
Your new BRAMBLECLAW unit may come with many questions and concerns. Please redirect yourself to our FAQ before emailing us.
Q-My BRAMBLECLAW unit told my CROWFEATHER unit to do something and is now dead! What should I do?!
A-Haha, sucker, no refunds! Its your fault; CROWFEATHER will take anything as an order and doesn't respond well to orders, not even from his mentor the MUDCLAW unit. (Has anyone noticed Mudclaw's personality was passed on to Crowfeather? Same with Tigerclaw; his mentor was Thistleclaw)
Q-Why are there no refunds?!
A-Cause I'm a lazy authoress with the intention of making money
Q-My BRAMBLECLAW, FEATHERTAIL, STORMFUR, SQUIRRELFLIGHT, TAWNYPELT, and CROWFEATHER units are missing and my LEAFPOOL unit is stuttering with bad lies!
A-Your units have gone to the the sun-drown place. Expect them in a 8-9 months.
Q-I don't wanna wait that long!
A-My, aren't we the whiner?
Q-My BRAMBLECLAW, SQUIRRELFLIGHT, LIONBLAZE, HOLLYLEAF, SOL, and HAZELTAIL units are missing!
A-The clan cats are looking for Sol at this very moment, who is in a city with an old cat named Purdy.
Q-Waaa!
A-Stop your crying, this chapter's done!
I'm quite mean when answering these questions.